stinger
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On a related note, a girl I know just told me that her niece was using a regular corded wall-mounted phone and, when finished talking, asked, "How do you turn it off?" oh my god
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a buddy once told me "nobody should do acid after they're 16"
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heres what you do: Start drinking friday. whiskey. smoke tons of pot. then late friday night start with the speed. do tons of meth, do not sleep. continue with the whiskey, pot, and meth straight thru to monday morning making sure you dont sleep at…
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go when i was a kid i always said i wanted to name my first son lemmy. i didn't tho
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used to call up pet stores and start barking. was real young at the time.
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The Alan Parsons Project, which is, I believe, some sort of hovercraft. Simpsons. every time i hear of APP I will think of Homer saying this. forever.
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Strikes out too much but so does Thome. Unbelievable he played AAA until Thome's injury. Too bad he couldn't have played center field. I'm not giving up on the Phils
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Civ on a nissan commercial the other day.
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before I heard about the movie I thought the idea was to tell a joke that was so unbelievably offensive and unfunny, then have inside guys around to laugh, then the mark would laugh at the unfunny horrible joke, just to fit in. guess not.
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You know what we should do? Just invade some oil rich country and... oh shit, wait.
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Indians & Redskins are offensive depending on interpretation.....these are not necessarily derogatory terms THEY CAN BE.. BUT NOT NECESSARILY...there is no debate the terms Kike,Nigger,Wetbacks are offensive ...so get that argument the fuck outt…
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