Best opening lines to soul/funk tracks

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  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    "Anybody got a raw egg?"

  • These are African rhythms
    Passed down to us from the ancient spirits
    Feel the spirit
    A unifying force
    (yeah keeping us together)
    C'mon move with the spirit
    Stand up
    Clap your hands
    Groove with the rhythm
    Get down
    Get off!


    I guess we're all too cool to mention the obvious winner, Sex Machine?

  • tabiratabira 856 Posts
    "Hi what's happen'in?"

    "ha.. you"


  • disco_chedisco_che 1,115 Posts
    Niggers
    Whities
    Jews
    Crackers,
    don't worry,
    if there's hell below
    we all
    gonna go

  • UnherdUnherd 1,880 Posts
    Sit yourself down, girl, and talk to me
    Tell me what's on your mind

  • Hey man.
    Hey man!
    You puttin' them cookie crumbs in my hair, will you please stop?

  • Say, Jim
    Who's this dude walking down the street lookin' like he into somethin'?
    (toke)

    They call him Cool.

    Who?

    Mr. Cool.

    Oh, Jim.

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    You know girls, it's hard to find a guy
    That really blows your mind
    And you just dig everything he does
    Like, like when he gives that great big special hug
    And that oohhmmm! heavy kiss
    Girls, you know the kind
    The kind that's at the wrong place, at the wrong time
    And it really turns you on?
    Well, I had that guy

  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    Johnny! Johnny Dollar!

    ...

    I love you
    I love you
    and I love you, too
    and baby will you
    call me
    the moment
    you get there?


    ...

    Oh, the night was clear
    and the moon
    was yellow
    and the leaves
    came
    tum
    bling
    down...


    ...

    Say, Jim! Groooove those drums, man...

    ...

    Hello, stranger

    ...

    Possibly the G.O.A.T., though:
    funky16corners said:
    Hi everybody! I'm Archie Bell of the Drells from Houston, Texas. We don't only sing but we dance just as good as we walk!
    I've been hearing that song for like thirty-some years, and the purity and depth of the goodwill in that intro remains absolutely undiminished. It's so bright and open and immediate, and it still makes me smile, and I still have to fight a slight reflex to want to look around to see where that warm voice is coming from, halfway expecting to see someone standing/dancing right there over my shoulder.

    You know how there's that Proust-like questionnaire floating around (they used to use it on Inside The Actors Studio, but it came from somewhere else originally--some French magazine, I think?) where one of the questions is, "Upon arriving in heaven, what would you most like to hear God say?" People always come up with loftyish (or faux-folksy) answers, but between you and me, soulstrut, I really think my answer would be:

    "I would most like to hear God welcome me with a 'Hi, everybody!' delivered in the exact manner of Archie Drell."

    I am not even kidding.


    (p.s.: a reggae version of this thread would be the whole banana tree.)

  • haze25haze25 759 Posts
    Terry Callier


    For my openin??? line
    I might try to indicate my state of mind
    or turn you on
    or tell you that I???m laughin???
    just to keep from cryin???

  • Bon VivantBon Vivant The Eye of the Storm 2,018 Posts
    1..2..3..4..

  • buttonbutton 1,475 Posts
    Say girl, why you so jive?
    everytime you tell me to come 'round to you crib you know...
    you don't never be at home!
    and den when i finally get caught up wit'cha,
    you cop an attitude and wanna come down on me.
    you know that ain't too coo'.
    say its kinda bad to love somebody, n'they don't love you
    say girl, why you so jive?

  • Fella's I wonder would you mind if I talked to ya for a minute. You know, sometimes we have the tendency, or should I say we forget, what a woman needs every now and then. That is if you wanna keep your thing together. Listen to me now

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    "Hello, may I speak to Barbara? Barbara, this is Shirley
    You might not know who I am but the reason I am calling you is because
    I was going through my old man's pockets this morning
    And I just happened to find your name and number"

    "So woman to woman, I don't think it's being
    Any more than fair to call you and let you know where I'm coming from
    Now Barbara, I don't know how you're gonna take this
    But whether you be cool or come out of a bag on me"

    "You see it doesn't really make any difference
    But it's only fair that I let you know that
    The man you're in love with he's mine
    From the top of his head to the bottom of his feet"

    "The bed he sleeps in and every piece of food he eats
    You see I make it possible
    The clothes on his back, ha ha, I buy them
    The car he drives, I pay the note every month"

    "So I'm telling you these things to let you know
    How much I love this man
    And woman to woman I think you'll understand
    Just how much I'll do to keep him"

  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,130 Posts
    Fellas, things done got too far gone.
    We gotta let the girls know what they gotta do for us!
    It's gotten to be a drag, man; a man can't do nothin' no more!
    A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  • knewjakknewjak 1,231 Posts
    "...and now darlin', I'm going to shoot you with my love ray."

  • knewjakknewjak 1,231 Posts
    "...and right then, I went to the telephone. And I called the committee, of the married men in the city. I said we are gonna track down jody."

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    My mind's tellin' me noooooo
    But my body is tellin' me yeahhhhessss......

  • strataspherestratasphere Blastin' the Nasty 1,035 Posts
    Rap, I don't want nobody tellin' me what to do, so don't tell me how to blow my horn.

  • To me, this stands above all others, it's so gangsta, i Gotta do the whole song:


    I'm a hard working mannnn, I'm doing the best I cannnn
    The whole Time I'm Working, you're LOVIN another MAN,
    I Bought You A New Dress, Ya Said You Needed Shoes,
    I gave you money to buy food for the kids, You Spent it all
    On Booze.

    You're a no good woman, you're a no good woman,
    gonna drive me to my grave.....gonna drive me to my graaaave.

    Ain't gonn be you Big Black, Aint' gonn be your Big Black Funky
    Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaveeeeee.

    I came home this evening dead on my feet
    You got me working 2 jobs, tryin to make ends meet.
    I'm hungry as a bear, and you ain't got nuttin to eat.
    And Now you want me to baby sit, while you run the street.

    You're a no good woman, you're a no good woman,
    Ain't gonn be you Big Black, Aint' gonn be your Big Black
    Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaveeeeee.
    Ain't gonna be yo Slaaaave.

    (one of the best drum breaks ever)

    Ain't gonn take care of you and Geordie too
    Ain't gonn take care of you and Geordie too
    Ain't gonna take care of you and Geordie too
    Ain't gonna take care of you and Geordie too





    to me, this song was always: GAME OVER.
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