DJ Night Mathematics
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Here's a handy little point system that will help predict or explain the success or failure of your DJ events. Just brainstorming some criteria here, feel free to add on
+1 per normal guy, drinking at the bar
+3 per couple drinking at the bar
+4 per gal drinking at the bar
+8 attractive gal at bar
-7 per obnoxious, shitfaced, or creepy guy/gal drinking at bar
+5 per foreigner on holiday
+2 per normal guy on dance floor
+4 per cool guy on dance floor
+10 per normal gal on dance floor
+14 per cool gal on dance floor
+20 per attractive gal on dance floor
+10 good weather
-18 bad weather
-2 inept bartender
+5 cool bartender
+9 sexy bartender
+7 beer/booze sponsorship
-4 laming up your flyer/event with corporate logos
+6 having a good flyer
-5 having an awesome flyer that gets stolen right away
-7 per dude watching dance floor from periphery
-25 dude accosting women with unsolicited dance floor moves (per incident)
-3 people "funny" dancing
-10 for every "worm" that is performed
-20 per out of control bachelorette party
-12 flatscreen TV playing Sportscenter on mute
+5 flatscreen TV playing obscure or interesting movies on mute
+9 no TV
+/- 0 for the music being played, which seemingly has no bearing on anything.
+1 per normal guy, drinking at the bar
+3 per couple drinking at the bar
+4 per gal drinking at the bar
+8 attractive gal at bar
-7 per obnoxious, shitfaced, or creepy guy/gal drinking at bar
+5 per foreigner on holiday
+2 per normal guy on dance floor
+4 per cool guy on dance floor
+10 per normal gal on dance floor
+14 per cool gal on dance floor
+20 per attractive gal on dance floor
+10 good weather
-18 bad weather
-2 inept bartender
+5 cool bartender
+9 sexy bartender
+7 beer/booze sponsorship
-4 laming up your flyer/event with corporate logos
+6 having a good flyer
-5 having an awesome flyer that gets stolen right away
-7 per dude watching dance floor from periphery
-25 dude accosting women with unsolicited dance floor moves (per incident)
-3 people "funny" dancing
-10 for every "worm" that is performed
-20 per out of control bachelorette party
-12 flatscreen TV playing Sportscenter on mute
+5 flatscreen TV playing obscure or interesting movies on mute
+9 no TV
+/- 0 for the music being played, which seemingly has no bearing on anything.
Comments
+ 10 local soccer, icehockey or basketball team celebrating a victory at your party
-15 party is at the end of the month
+15 party is at the beginning of the month
:nagl:
haha! Good stuff!
-21 greedy, lazy, stubborn, could-give-two-shits bar/club owner