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PatheticPaul [twitter-related]

vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
edited July 2011 in Strut Central
i had no idea where to post this so it's getting it's own thread.

i haven't laughed this hard at pretty much anything in a great many months..........


http://twitter.com/#!/PatheticPaul

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  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    With this and that other link a bunch of Strutters found hilarious I'm starting to think it's MY sense of humor that's broken.

    I read all these and didn't even chuckle slightly.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    Herm said:
    With this and that other link a bunch of Strutters found hilarious I'm starting to think it's MY sense of humor that's broken.

    I read all these and didn't even chuckle slightly.

  • herbacios tweedherbacios tweed 445 Posts
    Herm said:
    I read all these and didn't even chuckle slightly.

    yeah you're not alone. they're all mildly ok but written in the style of that douchebag does this ellipsis meme.

    the author will surely have a $2MM CBS sitcom spec script offer by Friday.
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    I've heard that this feed is totally bogus and that it is actually a really hot 18 year old girl.
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Totally biting Neil Hamburger's style.

  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    vintageinfants said:
    i had no idea where to post this so it's getting it's own thread.

    i haven't laughed this hard at pretty much anything in a great many months..........


    http://twitter.com/#!/PatheticPaul

    It's rather depressing, actually.

    Get first phone call in weeks... Blockbuster asking me to return "Marley and Me"

    Cute girl sent me link of guy she says I look like... He's ugly.

    Buy noise canceling headphones... Nothing to cancel.

    Feel warm and fuzzy inside after drinking alcohol... So this is what love feels like.

    Some of this stuff seems fabricated for the sake of the Twitter feed, while some of his self-observations are actually pretty keen ("Drive down street looking for address... Turn down radio"). If this Pathetic Paul character is at all real, I hope he conquers his pron addiction and gets to the gym before the frozen food dinners do him in.
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
    It's all about http://twitter.com/TeenDad13
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    I'm pretty sure it's a given that this is just someone trying to have a little fun and get a little fame on the internet. He's no Steven Wright, that's for sure. Shoot, even that fake "escaped cobra" account was funnier than this.
  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts
    soulmarcosa said:
    Totally biting Neil Hamburger's style.


    Saw this guy do stand-up once.

    Terrible.
  • TheKindCromangTheKindCromang 1,463 Posts
    DJBombjack said:
    soulmarcosa said:
    Totally biting Neil Hamburger's style.


    Saw this guy do stand-up once.

    Intentionally Terrible.
  • mattBmattB (FTB) Anywhere 673 Posts
    agree with the thread author. many of these are hilarious.
  • mattBmattB (FTB) Anywhere 673 Posts
    Almond said:
    Some of this stuff seems fabricated for the sake of the Twitter feed, while some of his self-observations are actually pretty keen ("Drive down street looking for address... Turn down radio"). If this Pathetic Paul character is at all real, I hope he conquers his pron addiction and gets to the gym before the frozen food dinners do him in.
    I pray you're not serious...
  • tokyobeatstokyobeats 505 Posts
    Pathetic Paul said:
    The Snooze Button... The only thing I tap.
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    TheKindCromang said:
    DJBombjack said:
    soulmarcosa said:
    Totally biting Neil Hamburger's style.


    Saw this guy do stand-up once.

    Intentionally Terrible.

    Still terrible.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    Pathetic Paul said:
    "Told to bring Friends to party. Show up with all 10 seasons".
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    painfully unfunny
  • youknowyouknowyouknowyouknow 264 Posts
    www.twitter.com/blakebutler -- some of you guys may find his tweets heart breakingly funny
  • herbacios tweedherbacios tweed 445 Posts
    youknowyouknow said:
    www.twitter.com/blakebutler -- some of you guys may find his tweets heart breakingly funny

    Sep 1
    i only like rappers whose myspace pages crash my browser

    Nov 19
    Raekwon's booking agent has an AOL email address, real talk

    now that's some shit
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