OK, one of these bands was a real one, guys I went to high school with. The rest are names I've come up with over the years. See if you can guess which is real:
Grease on the Track
Look Out Below
Stoned Bovine
Sinful Saint
Stumpy Joe
Flannel Banana
Two Party System
Pixelated
Celebrity Sextape
Comments
good head of head
a bag of water and a pint of salt and vinegar, please
burgers and chip
Cheese Helmet - Punk
Rise of the Inland Seagull - Folk Crusty/Rock
The Keytones - Breaks band comprised of medical students.
I've always enjoyed coming up with names for ska bands:
Child Skabuse
Skalastamy Bag
The SKAcksuckers
The SKAndoms
Skancer
Grease on the Track
Look Out Below
Stoned Bovine
Sinful Saint
Stumpy Joe
Flannel Banana
Two Party System
Pixelated
Celebrity Sextape
Duderonomy Jones and the Awkward Pauses
My friend Anne Marie from the band Estrogen & Tonic belts out this line marching chant style in one of their songs:
I don't know what I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
Ha ha. And here I thought she was being reasonably clever.
Lycius (Rush influenced Prog Band)
Worthless Flesh
Freak Accident
Mont Alto Posse
Marauders
The Hoffman - Smith Project
64 North
Dingus Jones and the Uptown Five