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mannybolone
Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
I don't know how to edit animated gifs, but someone really needs to fuck with this:
(as per Faux's suggestion)And it goes without saying that this is a new classic:
(as per Faux's suggestion)And it goes without saying that this is a new classic:
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only canadian's could have come up with such an dysfunctional asshole cook as a character for a kid's television show. anyone familiar with "hilarious house of frankenstein"? we had an LSD Wolfman DJ play trippy psychadelic sheit,who had a voice like howling wolf. and even stuff like Sly Stone. and it was for children. Only in phuckn canada. love this country.
and how about "friendly on so many levels"
Not familiar with it but would definately like to see. We only had your typical psychedelic children programs:
Although our child program hostesses (se picture above) tended to feature in mildly pornographic feature films (see below) and that might be unique for the country I'm in?
wanna turn this into a "My country had more tripped up shows than yours"? haha joking. but wow u guys have nice hostesses! but we had a classic one where if you remove the dudes hat he turns into a manequin and a rapping mouse...well rhyming, but still a pioneer. oh and a manequinesque security guard who had a top of the line talking computer. talk about technology, back when people were running commodore 64s and proud of have 1MB of Ram, we had talking computers. plus a chick with a sexy afro, and they taught you words while a phucked up mime would act things out that i never understood. but none of this as trailblazing as "you can't do that on television" or "hilarious house"
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I wish we had hosts like that. Although the pretty ones I like as much or better.
Here's my grandmom. She hosted a child program called Swiebertje to finance her communist cabaret act - released a cool record too with communist cabaret over afro percussion.
Will post audio of that record sometime, it's pretty good.
My suggestion would be the face of E-40 with any of the following phrases in the thought bubble:
"blitzed out my wits"
"My drink was made in England with them herbs and fruits"
"what you got on my drink?"
"drinkin bombay safire, what's up with you?"
"Hit y'all upside down left-handed"
"Muthafuckas in this muthafucka on stomp status"
"Up in this muthafucka pervin"
"got your homie sprung on that Gorilla Milk"
"Burpin, slurpin..."
"pissin on my socks"
(more notable quotables)
"money longer than the neck on a flamingo"
and it's "Bombay Sapphire" damn homie, what kinda acoholic is you? (the L is silent here in LA)
Blame [email]jostmatt@bgb.ch[/email] at OHHLA... I aren't drunked sints 1987 n shits.
haha...I kinda knew that...hence the "joke" I need to step up my sarcasm.
Hahahahahahaha!
awesome!!!!!
I just made this one for Shig and Guzzo:
I don't have a problem with fucking profanity you fucking shitface asshole. I have a problem with people throwing around terms like "fag" like it's grade school and they're on the playground:
A: "That lunch box is sooooo gay, faggot."
B: "Is not, you flaming fagmaster."
A: "Is too you faggity fag fagger."
et. al.
(Noz, you realize of course I was only calling you a fucking shitface asshole to make a point. I wouldn't actually call you a fucking shitface asshole. Not to your face anyways
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing near you." - Robin Williams
That one is good.
One thing though I noticed, the edges on a lot of these are really rough - either a.) from shitty GIF transparencies, or b.) people cutting the pics out after they shrunk them.
So if it's the latter - please erase the background first, smooth the edges second, and then shrink them down.
If it's the former, try saving as PNG-24 (for those of us blessed with Firefox) or using a plain white (non-transparent) background.
Like zis? Oh wait, I wrote woo hoo. Yoo hoo, woo hoo, you get the idea.
WE HAVE A WINNER
I couldn't think of a better thing for him to say right now... feel free to edit.
Some of those are Too Short, though.
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Actually-- E-40 is responsible for one of those maybe??