Louis C.K. Asks Donald Rumsfeld: Are You A 'Lizard From Outer Space'?

Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
edited February 2011 in Strut Central
Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!! Louis C.K. is crazy funny. Soul Strut lizard people related:

Anyone who knew that both comedian Louis C.K. and former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld would appear on "The Opie and Anthony Show" at the same time could have predicted chaos, but we doubt anyone saw this conversation coming.

In the video below you'll hear C.K. and Rumsfeld chatting on the Sirius XM radio show, casually discussing Rumsfeld's background as an all-American boy and decorated patriot. At about 2:30 in, though, C.K. drops the bomb, citing Rumsfeld's work with Eisenhower, Ford, Nixon, Reagan and both Bush Presidents as reason to believe he may, in fact, be an alien lizard creature.

"There's still those people out there who think Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney are actually lizards," C.K. said. "Literally, there are people who think they are lizards from outer space that eat human flesh."

He asks him outright, over and over: "Are you a lizard? Are you a lizard person?" to which Rumsfeld responds, "Here's the short answer," before telling a pretty lengthy, seemingly unrelated story about how people recognize him in public, pay for his dinners at restaurants and ask for handshakes and autographs.

All the while you can hear C.K. snickering and saying "he's a lizard" in the background

Listen to the entire, nearly 20 minute segment below to hear C.K. continue to berate Rumsfeld, despite the show's hosts repeatedly trying to apologize for him and steer the conversation elsewhere. Not only does C.K. continue to ask if Rumsfeld is a lizard, but if he has eaten human flesh or "any Mexican babies" before. (Via The Daily What)





http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/25/louis-ck-donald-rumsfeld_n_828284.html

  Comments


  • this is hella funny..

    louis c.k. continues giving shit to rumsfeld throughout the whole thing.. @ around 12:30 he asks if being a lizard helped him fly planes in the airforce & rumsfeld responds pretty quickly right before the tape sounds like it was cut so i'm guessing he went off on him & they had to edit it? weird... haha

    the question about wiping out france & sacrificing texas was funny, especially how reluctant rumsfeld was to say anything.. this was cool, thanks for sharing

  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    dil withers said:
    this is hella funny..

    louis c.k. continues giving shit to rumsfeld throughout the whole thing.. @ around 12:30 he asks if being a lizard helped him fly planes in the airforce & rumsfeld responds pretty quickly right before the tape sounds like it was cut so i'm guessing he went off on him & they had to edit it? weird... haha

    the question about wiping out france & sacrificing texas was funny, especially how reluctant rumsfeld was to say anything.. this was cool, thanks for sharing

    Dil Withers,

    You live in Seatown? Do I know you in the real world?

  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    I laughed pretty hard at this. Thanks for posting!

    Also, I am in Seattle as I write this with my wife. What a fantastic city! Lovely people, good food, Pike Place is great...I could live here.

    We flew in late yesterday and leave tomorrow after an early morning visit with a medical specialist. I expect to be back, possibly in the summer. Big Chan, I'll PM then to link up for a drink.

    Kindly,
    parallax

  • bluesnagbluesnag 1,285 Posts
    Fucking hell, just reading the synopsis of this thing made me laugh my ass off. I have to be careful listening to it at work! Louis CK cracks me up so hard. I hope the second season of his new show starts soon. Fucking lizards! Thanks for posting this.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,902 Posts
    Dude should hook up with our former minister of national defense to get some answers.

    http://www.aolnews.com/2011/02/25/former-canadian-defense-official-blasts-us-on-ufo-cover-up/
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