World Cup 2010 - Bastards Speak Up 2.0!!!

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  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    FOOTBALLS COMIN HOOOOOOOOOME an all that.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Fuck me, this is MILES better than the previous two games - quick, purposeful, accurate. They finally look like footballers.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    I just watched Lampard being useful. He fell on his arse, and obstructed a couple of passes.

    Gets up, and another sideways pass.
    He can't shoot...

    and John Terry just proved he's a better midfielder.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Slovenia's shirt very charlie brown like.



    B/W haha Lampard you dick.

  • USA just had another valid goal disallowed...

    Also, Bill Clinton is in the crowd, sat next to Sepp Blatter and looking very bored.

    As for Engand, what are odds of 2 - 1 to Slovenia?

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    neil_something said:
    USA just had another valid goal disallowed...

    racialism!

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    "he nearly did a Robert Green"

    Ouch.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    nzshadow said:
    Slovenia's shirt very charlie brown like.



    B/W haha Lampard you dick.

    Hahahaha

    I was just about to post that.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Lampard has had the ball over 20 times, and still not made a forward pass. He found himself in 15 yards of space, and went sideways, under no pressure. He's a passenger. And his latest sideways pass went straight to a Slovenian player. Somebody PLEASE BREAK HIS LEGS.

  • He's the English Lucas.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Your boner for Lampard is showing duder.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Sayin'

    Duder's ultimate fantasy: a threesome with Fat Frank and Maggie T

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,946 Posts
    Mick Mills the undisputed king of sideways-only passing. Lampard actually does well in the prem... he has so much to learn.


  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Okem said:
    Your boner for Lampard is showing duder.
    Edit: stupid jpeg.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Things I watch for when England play:

    Are the players up for it? Are they happy to track back, get stuck in, and do more than just wait for a killer through ball. Today it looks like most of the foward players are up for it.

    How often are we reduced to long-ball? We didn't hoof it so much against USA, but against Algeria David James probably got cramp from constantly hoofing downfield to Heskey.

    Are our midfielders creating dangerous chances? I don't expect a hell of a lot from Barry, but as I've already said, out of Gerrard, Lamps & Barry, he's the best with the ball at his feet. Which would be like Gattuso being the best ball player for Italy.

    45 minutes, and Lampard has done nothing. He's had lots of the ball, and not managed to commit defenders with dangerous passing or movement. It would be like having a basketball point guard who can't dribble, doesn't pass the ball more than handing it off a couple of feet, doesn't mark anybody, and only wants to shoot.
    Why Joe Cole doesn't start ahead of him is a mystery, but I suppose he's been injured most of the season.

    Lampard is symptomatic of the hype over content that plagues the English national football team. He may have a great shot, but can he play football?
    Watching the highlights of USA vs Algeria, we need to make this result comfortable. USA will score I think.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:
    Ray Wilkins the undisputed king of sideways-only passing. Lampard actually does well in the prem... he has so much to learn.


    Fixed.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    "BOOOOO" at Duder

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    The ref's now booking players for being English.

    Nice.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Rooney doesn't want to pass to Milner.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Come on England!

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Oh Rooney!

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Bring on Lennon, put Miler on the left.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    It'a about time to try and stretch them with some pace. Thought SWP did alright when he came on though.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Jeez.

    Well, Lampard hasn't touched the ball since his first forward pass of the match, at 48 mins.

    Who's Cole coming on for?

  • it looked a bit desperate then...

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    fuck me, that was close.

    Terry (the cunt) trying to head the ball away was pure comedy, i predict a meme on the horizon

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    These last series of posts read like the lyrics to a Dexy's Midnight Runners song.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    see ya later grumpy trousers

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    It is comedy being an England fan. All of the jokes are in poor taste, doe.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    didnt Terry shag Joe Coles missus or something, was that someone else?
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