Maybe it's just my cable provider, but my TV has never told me to fuck Texas. Do you have Comcast?
HarveyCanal"a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
We travel across the country to enjoy your hospitality, eat your food, listen to your music, and have you show us how it's generally done...but we then go home, watch the news and ultimately condemn you over some unsanctioned fools that none of us will ever meet in person.
my outspoken hatred for texas is a response to texans. not all texans, of course, but the ones that rock bumper stickers like the one posted, and are 10 decibles louder than everyone at a party, plane, restaurant, comparing everything to "TEXAS!!" as far as i'm concerned this country would have advanced so much further without the electoral votes texas has. i didnt see any of that on tv.
oh and one other thing...
HarveyCanal"a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
Yes, noone has ever been annoyed by hearing Frank Sinatra sing the praises of New York.
And what did y'all give the Indians for Manhattan again? A Papoose mix cd?
If I weren't so swamped at work, I would totally be photoshopping Tom's face onto one of those paintings of old-timey dudes buying Manhattan with beads right now. Might have thrown Jonny in there on the side too.
HarveyCanal"a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
nowhere
Yes, that looks thoroughly miserable in every possible way.
Just checking in to once again let the world know that "Don't Mess With Texas" slogan's origins in anti-litter campaign blows my mind. Still blows my mind. I think I learned that on Soulstrut, by the way...
i dont hate anyone. i just hate "TEXA$!!" knawmsayin? if i came down there wearing head-to-toe yankees gear, talmbout "oh we have this on new york, but its better!" "oh that reminds me of new york!" "I like the pizza in new york better" people would tell me to go back home and shut up right?
the other thing about it...texas just aint as rad as texans want it to be. it's just another place.
HarveyCanal"a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
i dont hate anyone. i just hate "TEXA$!!" knawmsayin? if i came down there wearing head-to-toe yankees gear, talmbout "oh we have this on new york, but its better!" "oh that reminds me of new york!" "I like the pizza in new york better" people would tell me to go back home and shut up right?
the other thing about it...texas just aint as rad as texans want it to be. it's just another place.
Being a native NY'er who moved to Texas I can assure you Pizza is better in NY than Texas....and I've never heard a Texan claim otherwise.
I can also assure you there are just as many assholes per capita in NY as there are in Texas.
Can you imagine people hating D.C. because of Marion Barry....pretty ridiculous.
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Something godawful must be behind that kind of hate.
yeah man...own it
Maybe it's just my cable provider, but my TV has never told me to fuck Texas. Do you have Comcast?
= heart of a Milkdud-related.
thats just comedy.
my outspoken hatred for texas is a response to texans. not all texans, of course, but the ones that rock bumper stickers like the one posted, and are 10 decibles louder than everyone at a party, plane, restaurant, comparing everything to "TEXAS!!" as far as i'm concerned this country would have advanced so much further without the electoral votes texas has. i didnt see any of that on tv.
oh and one other thing...
And what did y'all give the Indians for Manhattan again? A Papoose mix cd?
new yorkers have their own problems, no doubt.
Whatever dude. You ripped off the Indians. OWN IT.
Naw son, that was Cleveland.
Yes, that looks thoroughly miserable in every possible way.
To each their own though...
TEXAS IS THE REASON...
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F*ck TEXAS!1!!!
I wholeheartedly support stereotyping and hating millions of people based on the actions of a few.
still, and yet: f texas!
the other thing about it...texas just aint as rad as texans want it to be. it's just another place.
Being a native NY'er who moved to Texas I can assure you Pizza is better in NY than Texas....and I've never heard a Texan claim otherwise.
I can also assure you there are just as many assholes per capita in NY as there are in Texas.
Can you imagine people hating D.C. because of Marion Barry....pretty ridiculous.