High School Rumors
behemoth
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share your stories. remember rumors in high school that were either found out to be false or true later in life...i got a few (funny how most are sexual in nature)1) Jen Ad$#$r getting a hot dog stuck in her "you know what" and having to get it removed.2) Mike Do^$^ shitting his pants in the weight room doing squats.3) The gym teacher Mr. Decker banging Tina F#%#% on a pool table at his house!your turn haha
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it was all dirt at the time and off limits
supposedly Amy #^#$ was banged down there and got pregnant. sure enough this one was true as she had a baby the following summer although who knows if it was actually conceived down there!
There was a pool on top of the library
for real son!
- when i was yr 10 some ho-are's from my yr had "cock-sucking comps" on the weekend. (one lost count after 17........on one night)
- one of the girls (mentioned above) got sexed (resulting in loss of virginity) in the back seat of our student p.e teacher's car. he was also rumoured to have impregnated a girl at his last school!! he always used to walk into the girls change room when we took too long!!
HA! FUNNY!!!
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The phrase used as it was being related to me was "pawing herself."
2. Star football player had anal sex with a cheerleader, she farted and his dick popped out - this one ended up being true
3. Natalie (sophomore at the time) had sex with her English teacher
4. Marcus would masturbate in Algebra 1 class freshmen year - true
5. Mr Desmarais smoked weed with two students on a field trip
6. Mr. Williams (associate principal) fucked two different girls in my senior year - true
7. Melissa showed everyone in Algebra 1 in freshmen year her camel toe - true
8. Brody shit his pants senior year of HS, in class - true, no idea how this happens
9. Brody shits his pants at the movies the same week - truth
Bonus: Middle School Rumors
1. Marcus (same as above) would masturbate through a hole in his pocket in art class, he sat at the back of the room - true
our Gym teacher mr. berquist used to get high all the time and someone found a bowl in his desk...
but the funniest one was we had this business teacher Mr. Brooks... everyone said he used to put wild turkey in his coffee everyone morning... he was totally open to bribes to raise your grades... Honey Buns worked best. But we all used to think he was drunk all the time... it was kind of a joke... then I graduated and moved away and like a year later... he got arrested in Snow Hill at a McDonalds with a hooker for selling crack. Him and the assistant Gym teacher BJ were involved and they found mad crack in BJs shed but he said that it wasn't his and that since someone else could have accessed it he ultimately got off... but 70 year old Mr. Brooks is in jail... he was one funky old dude though... im sure all his old students in jail took care of him and treated him like a king...
My joke was if i ever got really rich I was going to hire mr brooks to just kick it with me and roll my blunts.... I hope he's still alive.
At the beginning of each semester when a new class came in, she would affirm that the rumor was true in a curt manner, and would refuse to talk about it for the remainder of the semester.
Look for a trend in exchange students asking for Australian assignments soon.
One of the "competition" girls was rumored to splayed herself spread eagle on a road demanding some1 "ef" her right then and there....rumor has it some1 did and she got gravel rash all on her back!!
Another ho (with quite a large ass) broke some1's sink at a house party when she tried to get her boy to ef her on it!!
This same ho was the only girl exempt from wearing stockings during winter and we were told it was cos she had a really bad case of thrush from too much sex!!
It was rumored that one science teacher I had had done a gay porno. Apparently, said teacher sent a student out to his car to get something for him and when the student went into the car, there was a brown paper bag sitting on the seat -- he peaked in and saw the teacher on the box getting blown by another guy.
Another one was about this teacher that was before my time. Apparently, he was quite the robust man and kids would always call him names, etc. One day some kid decided to throw a dart at him and it stuck in his back -- from that point on the teacher would always face the students and NEVER turn his back to them.
There was one about one of the teachers who (again) was before my time. Story goes that his whole basement was a Marijuana grow operation and he eventually was figured out by the cops who were checking power bills that were abnormally high. This one turned out to be true! I'm pretty sure that my brother had him as a teacher when he got busted.
there was a rumor about this kid getting a blow job or a hand job from some girl and he peed on her. Everyone claimed it was true, but I'm not really sure how that works, unless he was not aroused at all.
No proof, but the biology teacher and his teaching assistant had to be doing it. They were always eyeing eachother.
This one very popular girl revealed to a female friend of mine that she and her boyfriend only had anal sex. A couple of 3 years and they had only had anal sex. Rumors of him being gay began.
I had no idea Australia was so
Maybe she was trying to maintain her technical virginity by saddlebacking.
I think she was the one complaining though.
urban myth
We had all kinds of rumors circulating around our high school:
1. Our head football coach (Coach McF.) was rumored to be bangin' one of the cheerleaders (Stacy D.). This rumored might have been true since said coach left for a job in another far-off school district in the state.
2. One of our new, young coaches (this White dude; Coach S.) was rumored to be f*ckin' one of the players on the girls basketball team (this fly-ass sistah, Judy G.; the swirl was big news back in 1986-1987). She had ovarian problems and it was alleged that the coach was so "big" he was hurting her "down there."
3. People use to say that one of our old coaches (Coach C.) was drunk off Thunderbird in class. He did seem sort of mellow for a high school coach.
4. It was rumored that one of our classmates (this fine-ass babe who was largely unattainable for most of us dudes in her class; Keisha H.) swung a groupie-ep with Bobby Brown after his concert in the Cumberland County Arena (in Fayetteville, NC). A similar ep was rumored to have gone down with Al B. Sure. She was also rumored to take it up the ass, and boy, did she have a nice, round, juicy, firm ass. I used to have fantasies about her fine ass.
5. This girl in our class (Kim R.) was rumored to have been gang-banged by a group of GIs (soldiers) from Fort Bragg. Ole' girl was seriously developed for her age and looked like a woman even back in junior high. I was afraid of her since she was too advanced for my speed.
6. It was rumored that this couple was caught bonin' on the 2nd floor balcony of the school over the weekend. I can't remember if they received any punishment or not.
These are all the ones I can remember of the top of my head.
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak