And I'm old and white which makes it even funnier......
When I first moved from NYC to Texas I got a job tending bar at a C&W club (Texas Fever by Bachman Lake for you locals)...I had longer hair back then and might have been slightly more attractive......my second week there some cowboy walks up to me and asked "Are you one of those NYC faggots?".....I said "Yep, and you know there's only one thing worse than a NYC faggot"...."What's that?" asked Mr. Redneck....."The guy who gets the shit kicked out of him by a NYC faggot, wanna take this to the parking lot?"....asshole mumbled some shit and walked his bowlegged self away.
This is kinda like my parents' judging shitty drivers based on their license plates: "Oh, South Carolina plates...it figures." "But Mom, we have South Carolina plates." "Yeah, but we're not from here.
File under: Every single SoulStrutter who's ever uttered a variance of "well, what else do you expect from SoulStrut" and/or "I should've known better than to ask SoulStrut advice about ______."
And I'm old and white which makes it even funnier......
When I first moved from NYC to Texas I got a job tending bar at a C&W club (Texas Fever by Bachman Lake for you locals)...I had longer hair back then and might have been slightly more attractive......my second week there some cowboy walks up to me and asked "Are you one of those NYC faggots?".....I said "Yep, and you know there's only one thing worse than a NYC faggot"...."What's that?" asked Mr. Redneck....."The guy who gets the shit kicked out of him by a NYC faggot, wanna take this to the parking lot?"....asshole mumbled some shit and walked his bowlegged self away.
Mark Lindsay (lead singer of Paul Revere & the Raiders) probably rocked the coolest ponytail of all, back in the sixties...and it didn't look shady either, in that baby-boomer-in-denial kinda way...I'd post a pic, but there aren't a lot of profile shots of him on the Web where you can see it. (And those that are appear to be after he stopped wearing his hair that way...as he once said, after ponytails got to be so common he just gave it up.)
I may not the be the funniest dude on soulstrut, but I think I'm far into double digit range in terms of joke assists. I'd like the soulstrut award committee to recognize that at the end of this year.
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And I'm old and white which makes it even funnier......
When I first moved from NYC to Texas I got a job tending bar at a C&W club (Texas Fever by Bachman Lake for you locals)...I had longer hair back then and might have been slightly more attractive......my second week there some cowboy walks up to me and asked "Are you one of those NYC faggots?".....I said "Yep, and you know there's only one thing worse than a NYC faggot"...."What's that?" asked Mr. Redneck....."The guy who gets the shit kicked out of him by a NYC faggot, wanna take this to the parking lot?"....asshole mumbled some shit and walked his bowlegged self away.
File under: Every single SoulStrutter who's ever uttered a variance of "well, what else do you expect from SoulStrut" and/or "I should've known better than to ask SoulStrut advice about ______."
Shut it mouth already, you know?
What do you expect from Soul Strut.
I did like Rock's though. Made it worthwhile.
i think beckham pulls off the ponytail well. just my opinion.
LOL
I may not the be the funniest dude on soulstrut, but I think I'm far into double digit range in terms of joke assists. I'd like the soulstrut award committee to recognize that at the end of this year.
the tripped-out part is: thats how i pictured you looking, for some reason