Is this j*ck-off headed for the throne??? NRR

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  • I f*cking abhor the entire concept of royalty.

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    The only shocking thing about this is that anyone is genuinely shocked. Bunch of inbred racist fucks living off my tax money.

    Like Grandfather like Grandson I guess.

  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
    He managed to undo the work of a 3 year campaign to improve his public image, it's fantastic.

    The Daily Mail brigades reaction is hilarious. They couldn't wait to nail Wossy/Russell Brand to the wall over some surreal prank phonecall but think it's fine to call someone a paki.

    From the website:




  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    I'm telling you A f*cking TEA PARTY WILL SHOW THOSE BASTARDS!!!!

    I mean it worked for us. We dumped some tea in the water and next thing you know we were our own country. those dudes take their tea SERIOUSLY.

    You can't just dump some tea into the water: MILK FIRST! Back then, to protect fine bone china, it was always milk first or you'd be wearing your drink on your lap. Honestly, you Philistines deserve everything you've got since

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts

    You can't just dump some tea into the water: MILK FIRST!


  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    F*ck 'em.

    One thing the French got right.


    What's that -- allowing a piece of shit like Robespierre to foment chaos and killing the one monarch who didn't deserve it?

    You don't know shit.

    Someone needs to eat some cake, and chill.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts

    You can't just dump some tea into the water: MILK FIRST!




    Hey, ease up! I always dump my tea into hot water, milk after it's had time to brew - imo, this is the art of a good cuppa. I said back then, and I'm sure I've heard that this practice was all about protecting the cups... is this totally wrong?

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts

    You can't just dump some tea into the water: MILK FIRST!




    Hey, ease up! I always dump my tea into hot water, milk after it's had time to brew - imo, this is the art of a good cuppa. I said back then, and I'm sure I've heard that this practice was all about protecting the cups... is this totally wrong?

    I can't speak for 16th and 17th Century practices, but anyone pouring hot water onto a milk-addled tea bag on my behalf is getting the full

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Yeah I think it's related to cheap china back in the day which couldn't withstand the high temperatures.

    I would never dream of adding milk first to the cup but that was just the way I was raised.



  • Definately Hewitts Sporn


  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    I f*cking abhor the entire concept of royalty.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    I would never dream of adding milk first to the cup but that was just the way I was raised.

    It just wouldn't work, would it.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Agreed then: scorched milk is totally unacceptable in any century other than those in which de rigeur drinking vessels were unsuitable for scalding liquids.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Agreed then: scorched milk is totally unacceptable in any century other than those in which de rigeur drinking vessels were unsuitable for scalding liquids.

    I dunno Skel, when making instant coffee I've been told you should add the bean to the milk, then add the water, to stop the bean from scorching and going bitter.

    But for tea, definitely.

  • kicks79kicks79 1,339 Posts
    instant coffee is so bad i don't think it matters how you make it.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Agreed then: scorched milk is totally unacceptable in any century other than those in which de rigeur drinking vessels were unsuitable for scalding liquids.

    This is what Bassie should have been taking an oath upon.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Agreed then: scorched milk is totally unacceptable in any century other than those in which de rigeur drinking vessels were unsuitable for scalding liquids.

    This is what Bassie should have been taking an oath upon.

    I'd take this one over the Queen and country thing.
    My tea, right or wrong.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    instant coffee is so bad i don't think it matters how you make it.

    Indeed.

    But I couldn't find the correct emoticon to communicate this, or the general tongue-in-cheekness of the conversation in general.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Agreed then: scorched milk is totally unacceptable in any century other than those in which de rigeur drinking vessels were unsuitable for scalding liquids.

    I dunno Skel, when making instant coffee I've been told you should add the bean to the milk, then add the water, to stop the bean from scorching and going bitter.

    But for tea, definitely.


    I met an Indian bloke once, and he was making what he called 'Chai'. He heated up a saucepan of milk, added the teabags, some sugar and simmered. No water involved at all.

    Tsk.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Agreed then: scorched milk is totally unacceptable in any century other than those in which de rigeur drinking vessels were unsuitable for scalding liquids.

    I dunno Skel, when making instant coffee I've been told you should add the bean to the milk, then add the water, to stop the bean from scorching and going bitter.

    But for tea, definitely.


    I met an Indian bloke once, and he was making what he called 'Chai'. He heated up a saucepan of milk, added the teabags, some sugar and simmered. No water involved at all.

    Tsk.

    Add some cinnamon and crystallised ginger, done.

    Mmm love Chai, couldn't drink it everyday though.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Cardamom tea. Get yourself down the Sikh Temple and fill yer boots.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Gingernuts go well with the tea.
    Harry-joke-R

    Now forgive me if I'm wrong but I do believe that the Indian work 'chai' is related to the Japanese 'ocha' (tea), which is itself connected to the Japanese word for brown ('cha-iro').

    Indo-Nihon scholars please to corroborate or clon.

    OTHERWISE YOU MUST DEAL

  • JustAliceJustAlice 1,308 Posts
    I f*cking abhor the entire concept of royalty.


    I should probably know this but
    Who is that Creepy White Haired Guy
    to the right of George Senior?

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    I f*cking abhor the entire concept of royalty.


    I should probably know this but
    Who is that Creepy White Haired Guy
    to the right of George Senior?

    HAHAHAHA
    thats Babs

    Do they qualify as US royalty? What about the Kennedys?

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Euroman Royals, US Masonic Presidents = All one big illuminati family. All chilling under Denver Airport when the big mushrooms a-pass-tru.

  • JustAliceJustAlice 1,308 Posts
    I f*cking abhor the entire concept of royalty.


    I should probably know this but
    Who is that Creepy White Haired Guy
    to the right of George Senior?

    HAHAHAHA
    thats Babs

    Do they qualify as US royalty? What about the Kennedys?



    Oh Damn, I thought maybe it was John Mccain when he was still young and hip.


  • JustAliceJustAlice 1,308 Posts
    And Here I thought I was the only one watching
    Armageddon Week on the History Channel.


    Cable is new to me, I haven't had it on over 15 years until recently...
    actually I just watched The Queen on USA last night.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    And Here I thought I was the only one watching
    Armageddon Week on the History Channel.


    Cable is new to me, I haven't had it on over 15 years until recently...
    actually I just watched The Queen on USA last night.

    Watchutalmbout?

    The Queen (gawd bless 'er etc etc) doesn't do TV interviews.


  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    The Queen on USA


    That's sort of ironic I suppose....



    This thread has taken a turn for the fantastic.....

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Ok, for the avoidance of doubt, let's give a run down on the public perception of some of the main players in the Royal Family:

    Overall
    A bunch of inbred Germanic F*ck ups much loved by the gerontocracy, loathed by a sizeable minority, with everyone else indifferent. Good for tourist dolla income.

    The Queen
    Kept her nose clean, basically a good egg (notwithstanding the odd mess up, e.g. Diana's death)

    Prince Philip
    Mad-as-F*ck

    Prince Charles
    Mad-as-F*ck leather-elbow-patch-wearing big-eared tree hugger

    Camilla
    Please

    William
    Ex-heart-throb, >>>>>> Harry

    Harry
    Neanderthal throwback

    Princess Anne
    Best of a bad bunch IMO. Despite looking like a frightened horse.

    Zara Phillips
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