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Xmas Present from my Co-Worka....

batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
edited December 2008 in Strut Central
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  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    Word! One of my co-workers gets me a bottle of Jameson every year and another dude always gets me a good bottle of wine.
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    wow- that's pretty nice!! was it kris kringle or voluntary?? i just got mine 2 dvd's.....oh my!
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    We dont do that secret santa stuff. He just cops me some good ass Scottish malt every year.
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    what you get him?? wristies............jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjoking......
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    what you get him?? wristies............jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjoking......

    what is wristies?
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    what you get him?? wristies............jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjoking......

    what is wristies?

    Um, it's a "reach around" but without being in the position needed to "reach around"........aka h.j!
    told you i was joking....or was i? na, i was......
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    what you get him?? wristies............jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjoking......

    what is wristies?

    Um, it's a "reach around" but without being in the position needed to "reach around"........aka h.j!
    told you i was joking....or was i? na, i was......

    u give blumpkins for X-mas?
  • DongerDonger 854 Posts


    and


    Funny, I just started f*cking with Scotch, and I decided to ask some of my Scottish buddies about this shit earlier today:

    http://www.milliondollardisco.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=940



    Enjoy...
  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    I'm giving someone a plastic water bottle. I know it sounds lame, but the profits go to well-building in Africa. Plus, my packaging is next level.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    I'm giving someone a plastic water bottle. I know it sounds lame, but the profits go to well-building in Africa. Plus, my packaging is next level.

    doesnt sound lame but what proceeds of your 3 dollars help?
  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    I'm giving someone a plastic water bottle. I know it sounds lame, but the profits go to well-building in Africa. Plus, my packaging is next level.

    doesnt sound lame but what proceeds of your 3 dollars help?

    I don't know. I forgot the company name, so I can't Google it. It was $10, not $3 and BPA-free. I have to give two gifts because some d-bag didn't pick a name out of the hat, and I was in charge. I can't afford two bottles of good wine.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts



    SILVER MEDAL 2007 SAN FRANCISCO SPIRITS COMPETITION, 87 PTS WILFRED WONG


    ^^^hmm that looks pretty good, might get one tonight!
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    what you get him?? wristies............jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjoking......

    what is wristies?

    Um, it's a "reach around" but without being in the position needed to "reach around"........aka h.j!
    told you i was joking....or was i? na, i was......

    u give blumpkins for X-mas?


    UH-OH!! Whas blumpkins??
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    what you get him?? wristies............jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjoking......

    what is wristies?

    Um, it's a "reach around" but without being in the position needed to "reach around"........aka h.j!
    told you i was joking....or was i? na, i was......

    u give blumpkins for X-mas?


    UH-OH!! Whas blumpkins??

    That nasteeeeeee shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    U probably cant google that "shit"......Paaaaaannntsss!
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........you had to take it to that next level didn't you!! Mentioning something so filthy that you can't even describe it on here or find it on google!! OH MY for days!! Batmon- you a very bad man, very bad!! ooooooooooooooof, paaaaaaaaaaaaants and a backwards owwww ='s wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwo!!haha....
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    i didnt wanna make u mad...OOoooowwwww!!!
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    i didnt wanna make mad...OOoooowwwww!!!



    didn't wanna make who or what mad??

    i kinda wanna know what it is but don't think i could handle the look of shock on a face who actually knows what it is and thinks me a real sick unit for wanting to know......
    work with lotsa cool (and not so-haha) indian doodes who have been teaching me some punjabi slang but not telling me exactly what i'm saying, but the look of disgust on some of the good guys faces has been heart breaking........almost......but i still say- BHENCHODE!!haha...
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    but i still say- BHENCHODE!!haha...

    My Punjabi friends taught me this one too (as "panchod").

    It means "sister-fucker"


  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    but i still say- BHENCHODE!!haha...

    My Punjabi friends taught me this one too (as "panchod").

    It means "sister-fucker"



    yeah- worst insult around...apparently!! the other one i say is BUND MARA!! Which apparently means go ef- yoself in the ass or "get ass fucked"!!

    Then fudi is a laydee's hoo-ha and
    Chitterchort is an "ass-ef'er and
    Kanjar is a male whore!!

    I learnt another one that i was told by one guy was "how are you" but then his brother said "ok, i'll show you and pretended to get his pants off"!! nagl!!
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