whose the (intentionally) FUNNIEST PERSON EVER????
Digger_Phelps_II
174 Posts
my answer changes depending on who i heard last but at the moment, i'll go with eddie murph or don rickles.....add on pleez....maybe i'll change my mind!
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otherwise the old John Cleese.
responsible for most laugh-out louds.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I agree!
p.s. does it creep you out shig that i have a picture of you saved on my computer. i've been taking notes from grafwritah
Serious.
One of the reasons...
I always marvel at the white pants and denim shirt combo
no it is all about the floral print tie dangling over the pant leg
and pegged pantcuffs....gangsta
i'm more about the baby snarl and the finger pointing you in the right direction.
just kidding.
also had the greatest episode of A&E Biography ever.
please catch that next time it airs...dude used to run with Malcolm X back in the days, got ripped off on money throughout his life and on one particualr day while filming an episode of his last sitcom "Royal family", the lifestyles of the rich and famous came by to interview him. Some punk ass asst producer made him leave the interview to stand on a mark. He then showed some serious frustration apologized to the Lifestyles of the rich and famous cmaeras, went to stand on the mark and suffered a fatal heart attack.
All that and he still kept us laughing.
cosign
If there were a visible clip it would be so much better... TELL US B***N, IS IT???
All must bear in mind... despite being white, we are looking at DENIM ON DENIM. ALWAYS IN STYLE, ALWAYS CLASSY.
I am personally all about the hand/arm draped ever so carefully over the knee. Like all those Jr High pics of girls with their five best friends, hand under chin, looking hella uncomfortable. AWESOME
please to post.
Can we start a thread about people who others think is funny but are clearly not and deserve to borderline be shot?
S-U-C-K-S!!!
killing them softly is up there with Murphy and Pryor`s best IMO. But the thread is FUNNIEST PERSON EVER and I think it`s a little early to apply this label to Dave. Expecially considering that his sitcom was
Yo, I don't know what's on your laptop but I don't keep pictures of jr high girls in the hard drive....
That's a little too Pete Townsend for me.
I got photos of the olsen twins hugging up on billionaire 20 year olds and Jared Leto on my computer right now
is that strange?
I hear you, man. Strictly for the keychain thumb drive. Good thinking.