font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Windsock and a bungee cord.b, 21b, 21I'd go with 12 foot. Although I've always considered it good luck to see a midget in person and would have the added benefit of seeing myself every day, I'll never forget the day when a senior in my high school ran full speed down the hallway and leaped, spread-eagle, right over the new freshman midget girl as she strolled to class. The sheer joy on his face as he did it and the simultaneous horror on hers made me happy to be the average 6'1" 210 and gorgeous. Make me 12 feet, that's like DoubleSween and you'd all be pretty much fucked in the game.
font class="post"1b, 21b, 21At 12 feet, and "in proportion", i don't think you'd have to worry about it!! I've heard of doodes.....much smaller that 12feet, who have only been able to have sex once or twice due to their, ahem, large size. And one of these doodes is not only a super nice guy but he is also v attractive but he is simply too big for most laydee's.
b, 21At 12 feet, and "in proportion", i don't think you'd have to worry about it!! I've heard of doodes.....much smaller that 12feet, who have only been able to have sex once or twice due to their, ahem, large size. And one of these doodes is not only a super nice guy but he is also v attractive but he is simply too big for most laydee's.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Yeah, its really a huge problem...... img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/923.gif" alt="" /1
NBA will hand a blank check to 12 foot dude.b, 21b, 21b, 21Back in the 80's a woman went to the Shreveport, La. police department to report that the basketball player Bill Russell had scammed her out of $10K. She claimed she met him in a bar, took him home and the next day he asked for a $10K loan until the banks opened on Monday.b, 21b, 21Cops ask her for a description and she says "Black male, 6 foot tall" when one of the cops stops her and says "Bill Russell the famous basketball player is 6:9" to which she replied "I know, he told me he had an operation to have his legs shortened after he retired so he could fit into his sports car".b, 21b, 21So with all the NBA cash I'll just have an operation to cut me down to a compact 8 feet tall after I retire from the L.
b, 21At 12 feet, and "in proportion", i don't think you'd have to worry about it!! I've heard of doodes.....much smaller that 12feet, who have only been able to have sex once or twice due to their, ahem, large size. And one of these doodes is not only a super nice guy but he is also v attractive but he is simply too big for most laydee's.
font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Knew there'd be at least one smart alec!! p.s img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icallbullshit.gif" alt="" /1 ahahahhahahhahahhahaaaa...
b, 21At 12 feet, and "in proportion", i don't think you'd have to worry about it!! I've heard of doodes.....much smaller that 12feet, who have only been able to have sex once or twice due to their, ahem, large size. And one of these doodes is not only a super nice guy but he is also v attractive but he is simply too big for most laydee's.
look.b, 21ladies will always choose being tag teamed by four 3 foot midgets than one clumsy 12 foot dude.b, 21i'd rather be a team player than sit on the bench alone.
Probably 3 feet since I am only a little more than 2 feet more than that already. As for women, in my personal experience and speaking without any bitterness whatsoever, those who have vocalized to either me or in conversation with another person that they only go after tall guys have been extremely bitchy, insecure and not very intelligent.
if there's anything that this thread proves, it's thatb, 21pussy settles everythingb, 21b, 21we could have easily done a thing on "would you rather be a pistol-popper or a molasses sopper" and inevitably it'll all boil down to "whomever gets laid the most, that's what I'll be"b, 21b, 21i ain't crackin', I'm just FACKIN'
Remember that SNL skit where Jim Belushi notices a dude stuffin his crotch w/ toilet paper and is successful at the bar w/ the ladies.b, 21b, 21Dude goes into the bathroom and stuffs his pants w/ everything he can find and mad ladies run up on him.
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