b, 21Jonny: was it the tip itself that tipped you off??
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b, 21I can picture you and Daziepoo all snuggled up and toasty this morning, maybe some lighthearted spooning going on, and childish giggling in the background as the two of you call in to work. That dime-a-dozen bank you work for will certainly persevere, and something tells me very few people in the gay porn industry really don't want to miss work so Daze probably just had his way with you and left for his day of fluffing twinks.
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b, 21Jonny: was it the tip itself that tipped you off??
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b, 21I can picture you and Daziepoo all snuggled up and toasty this morning, maybe some lighthearted spooning going on, and childish giggling in the background as the two of you call in to work. That dime-a-dozen bank you work for will certainly persevere, and something tells me very few people in the gay porn industry really don't want to miss work so Daze probably just had his way with you and left for his day of fluffing twinks.
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b, 21Jonny: was it the tip itself that tipped you off??
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b, 21I can picture you and Daziepoo all snuggled up and toasty this morning, maybe some lighthearted spooning going on, and childish giggling in the background as the two of you call in to work. That dime-a-dozen bank you work for will certainly persevere, and something tells me very few people in the gay porn industry really don't want to miss work so Daze probably just had his way with you and left for his day of fluffing twinks.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21^^^^USED TO RIDE POLES FOR A LIVING, NOW HE RIDES HOSES^^^^
b, 21Jonny: was it the tip itself that tipped you off??
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b, 21I can picture you and Daziepoo all snuggled up and toasty this morning, maybe some lighthearted spooning going on, and childish giggling in the background as the two of you call in to work. That dime-a-dozen bank you work for will certainly persevere, and something tells me very few people in the gay porn industry really don't want to miss work so Daze probably just had his way with you and left for his day of fluffing twinks.
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b, 21^^^^USED TO RIDE POLES FOR A LIVING, NOW HE RIDES HOSES^^^^
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21Haha actually bro, I got hurt three weeks ago sliding the pole! Someone was cleaning it and left it wet, I got on at the second floor, slid 20 feet with basically no resistance and slammed into the ground at the base. Thank god for the 2 inches of padding at the bottom, all I was left with was a slightly twisted ankle, slightly twisted knee, and a George The Animal Steele ear.
So Im imaging some poor straight guy who was actually sick, showing up to work the next day to a bunch of funny loooks and wispers... heheheb, 21b, 21Crazy shit... must have been impossible to get a decent haircut on the day
Daze was promoted from Assistant Twink Fluffer to Head Spoke Cleaner. He revolutionized the industry when he introduced Didi 7 to the assholes in charge and saved them a buttload of money in airbrushing fees.
b, 21Jonny: was it the tip itself that tipped you off??
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b, 21I can picture you and Daziepoo all snuggled up and toasty this morning, maybe some lighthearted spooning going on, and childish giggling in the background as the two of you call in to work. That dime-a-dozen bank you work for will certainly persevere, and something tells me very few people in the gay porn industry really don't want to miss work so Daze probably just had his way with you and left for his day of fluffing twinks.
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b, 21Haha actually bro, I got hurt three weeks ago sliding the pole! Someone was cleaning it and left it wet, I got on at the second floor, slid 20 feet with basically no resistance and slammed into the ground at the base. Thank god for the 2 inches of padding at the bottom, all I was left with was a slightly twisted ankle, slightly twisted knee, and a George The Animal Steele ear.
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b, 21Jonny: was it the tip itself that tipped you off??
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b, 21I can picture you and Daziepoo all snuggled up and toasty this morning, maybe some lighthearted spooning going on, and childish giggling in the background as the two of you call in to work. That dime-a-dozen bank you work for will certainly persevere, and something tells me very few people in the gay porn industry really don't want to miss work so Daze probably just had his way with you and left for his day of fluffing twinks.
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b, 21Haha actually bro, I got hurt three weeks ago sliding the pole! Someone was cleaning it and left it wet, I got on at the second floor, slid 20 feet with basically no resistance and slammed into the ground at the base. Thank god for the 2 inches of padding at the bottom, all I was left with was a slightly twisted ankle, slightly twisted knee, and a George The Animal Steele ear.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21^^^^SOMEWHERE IN JERSEY, A NEWSPAPER WILL BE A FEW ADS LIGHT TOMORROW^^^^ (do you still, or did you ever, sell ads for a newspaper? Because otherwise this makes no sense).b, 21b, 21I also had ^^^^LEGENDARY BEAR STATUS^^^^, pick which one you like better.
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b, 21I can picture you and Daziepoo all snuggled up and toasty this morning, maybe some lighthearted spooning going on, and childish giggling in the background as the two of you call in to work. That dime-a-dozen bank you work for will certainly persevere, and something tells me very few people in the gay porn industry really don't want to miss work so Daze probably just had his way with you and left for his day of fluffing twinks.
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b, 21Haha actually bro, I got hurt three weeks ago sliding the pole! Someone was cleaning it and left it wet, I got on at the second floor, slid 20 feet with basically no resistance and slammed into the ground at the base. Thank god for the 2 inches of padding at the bottom, all I was left with was a slightly twisted ankle, slightly twisted knee, and a George The Animal Steele ear.
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b, 21I also had ^^^^LEGENDARY BEAR STATUS^^^^, pick which one you like better.
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