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    b, 21just sayin... i want to hear what Euroman has to say upon first sight of that.
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  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
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    b, 21 I mean look at this guy
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    b, 21Maybe it's partly because he's juxtaposed with Nogueira on this season of The Ultimate Fighter, but this guy comes across as a full-fledged officer in the douche brigade:
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21anyone is gonna come off as a douche opposite the brilliant-and-friendly-yet-humble Nog (easily one of my top three MMA dudes ever), but yeah I can see what you mean.b, 21b, 21still, he's got nothing on these guys in the meatheadedness category.b, 21b, 21img src="http://mmajunkie.com/dyn/images/fighters/Phil-Baroni.jpg"1b, 21b, 21 img src="http://www.yardbarker.com/m/8663/xl/ricco.jpg"1

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21his sweater and his mouth are headed in the same direction!!! b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21ew.b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21I guess in light of his most recent bout of shit-talk - Sean Avery...too easy and obvious?

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    OK, time to unleash French soccer golden boy Franck Ribery and his wife.b, 21 img src="http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0gXa3PiaTj0LH/340x.jpg"1 b, 21b, 21Let's throw in Argentina's Carlos Tevez for good measureb, 21 img src="http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05/sport/2tevez_450x300.jpg"1b, 21b, 21I hasten to add, these are not douches.b, 21

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
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    b, 21Maybe it's partly because he's juxtaposed with Nogueira on this season of The Ultimate Fighter, but this guy comes across as a full-fledged officer in the douche brigade:
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    b, 21anyone is gonna come off as a douche opposite the brilliant-and-friendly-yet-humble Nog (easily one of my top three MMA dudes ever), but yeah I can see what you mean.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21I like Phil Baroni's assholeness. You wanna talk douchey, the Shamrocks are kings of that castle.b, 21b, 21Bonus: I was Ricco Rodriguez's dj when he briefly lived in Houston. Dude's hella cool in person and got your back if you ain't feeling Chad's persistent request for AC/DC. Dude will also bboy to Vanity 6's "Nasty Girl". He needs more control of his limbs on the toprock side though, becky's were gcatching eye jammies.

  • the outtakes from Smashing Machine show Ricco engaged in some hilarious Chad/Becky grinding, but I'm more than willing to believe that dude is actually a cool dude.b, 21b, 21Baroni is just hiloarious; I have no real ill will toward the dude; just one of the many colorful MMA characters that make the sport great.b, 21b, 21Ken is a douche for sure but I have to disagree with you on Frank. dude was cool when I met him and always seemed earnest in interviews. he's one of the best to ever do also (in contrast to his average brother).

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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21John Rocker ex-pitcher for the Atlanta Braves. Here's a choice piece from wiki: Speaking about New York City, Rocker told Sports Illustrated in January 2000, "It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark, looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing." In addition he went on to add "The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?"

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
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    b, 21John Rocker ex-pitcher for the Atlanta Braves. Here's a choice piece from wiki: Speaking about New York City, Rocker told Sports Illustrated in January 2000, "It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark, looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing." In addition he went on to add "The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?"
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21John Rocker ex-pitcher for the Atlanta Braves. Here's a choice piece from wiki: Speaking about New York City, Rocker told Sports Illustrated in January 2000, "It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark, looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing." In addition he went on to add "The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?" b, 21b, 21h, 21font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Who the hell sold him that shirt?

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    b, 21John Rocker ex-pitcher for the Atlanta Braves. Here's a choice piece from wiki: Speaking about New York City, Rocker told Sports Illustrated in January 2000, "It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark, looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing." In addition he went on to add "The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?"
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  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Who the hell sold him that shirt? b, 21b, 21h, 21font class="post"1b, 21b, 21The Tony Rich Project

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    b, 21BUNDESLIGA INFERIORITY COMPLEX REVEALED
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    b, 21b/w c'mon Grope, surely Oliver Kahn has enough form in this area to get a mention?
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  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,128 Posts
    img src="http://elproyectomatriz.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/david-icke.jpg"1 b, 21b, 21Used to be a soccer player, right?

  • reskresk 391 Posts
    for this commercial alone. b, 21b, 21object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1/param1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1/param1param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"1/param1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1[]


  • salviasalvia 279 Posts
    Sports douche of the day:b, 21b, 21img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s142/marja_2007/153623563_5_wLQ1.jpg"1b, 21b, 21img src="http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/9064/full08lw3.gif"1b, 21b, 21What an idiot.

  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    I retract my nomination of Frank Mir. This guy's performance tonight was pure douche:

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