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Finally a StockingStuffer 4 Wifey/GF (NRR)

The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
edited November 2008 in Strut Central
Maybe not safe for work due to content, but no bad pics or anythingb, 21My friend let me know this existed:b, 21b, 21http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212/a1b, 21b, 21I have now seen er'thang. Comment section 4 days. b, 21DISCUSS

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  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    penis-breath.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    img src="http://ii.babycenter.com/images/en_US/local/products/sku/220985_sku.jpg"1b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headz.gif" alt="" /1
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21 img src="http://ii.babycenter.com/images/en_US/local/products/sku/220985_sku.jpg"1b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headz.gif" alt="" /1 b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Vomitacious! Barftastic!
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    god dammit.b, 21b, 21one of those jokes that's better left in the Idea Stage. Like "hey imagine every song ever, BUT AUTOTUNED!" b, 21b, 21tip of the hat, a "yes, ha ha a semen-cookbook would be funny," daps for the riff, but stop there...b, 21b, 21Jackass practical joke syndrome. Increase in laughs not worth the effort to make it actually come to fruition.b, 21b, 21What I'm saying is: I cannot believe it's real. I refuse to believe it's a genuine, earnest, real deal cookbook.b, 21b, 21Holy shit god damn
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Lulu is a website for self publishing, and it's a pretty thorough ruse that you can put in your shopping cart on the site. EMBRACE THE TRUTH!
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21 EMBRACE THE TRUTH! b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21you want me to look you in the eyes while I do it too?
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Nah, I want you to laugh and speak gibberish like BITD
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21Nah, I want you to laugh and speak gibberish like BITD b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oj.gif" alt="" /1
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    i'd rather B my L on some T's
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21
    Quote:h, 21b, 21Nah, I want you to laugh and speak gibberish like BITD b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oj.gif" alt="" /1 b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21BITD as in Last Week?b, 21b, 21I'm down. Lemme get some coffee AKA the Omega and prep 4 HITTIN_LEVELZ peace
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21
    Quote:h, 21b, 21
    Quote:h, 21b, 21Nah, I want you to laugh and speak gibberish like BITD b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oj.gif" alt="" /1 b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21BITD as in Last Week?b, 21b, 21I'm down. Lemme get some coffee AKA the Omega and prep 4 HITTIN_LEVELZ peace b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21You are the fu[i]/i1cking Jesse Owens of non-sequiturs. Don't ever change.b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/green30sv.gif" alt="" /1
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    well that makes you the Hitler because you hate Everlast and will not recognize his plightb, 21b, 21IN SISTER XTIAN: WHAT DO THEY SAY?b, 21"WHATS YOUR PRICE FOR PLIGHT?b, 21IN FINDING MR RIGHT?"b, 21b, 21that's what I always think of when i hear "plight." b, 21b, 21hactually dont tell me because I dont wanna know, it's like meeting people from the internet it's always a letdown
  • ladydayladyday 623 Posts
    How long until PETA petitions Ben & Jerry's to create a semen-based recipe?
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    ben and/or jerry ejaculate the whispy cobwebs they got no volume imsayntho
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    how about this stocking stuffer for your little one who likes dora the explorer?b, 21img src="http://www.boingboing.net/Picture 6-6.jpg"1b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohmyer1.gif" alt="" /1
  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21How long until PETA petitions Ben & Jerry's to create a semen-based recipe? b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Bukkake Swirl?
  • foster_kanefoster_kane 125 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21 semen for vegans b, 21b, 21by Karen Stollznowb, 21I am a proud Vegan and am working my way towards complete fruitarianism. I have a preference for live foods ("raw" to those uninitiated).b, 21b, 21I am aware that semen is a byproduct of a creature with a nervous system, but I am intrigued by the protein possibilities of semen for vegetarians, and its ready accessibility for me.b, 21b, 21Ultimately, I am also interested in the idea of harvesting semen, and semen husbandry.b, 21b, 21I would be very interested in any semen recipes that make use of the live ingredient, preferably fresh and hot, so that it retains its optimum level of nutrients and taste.b, 21b, 21Outside of simply swallowing it, as I usually do, or as one does with a can of whipped cream and their head cocked back, can anyone think of any innovative and tasty ways to prepare raw, uncooked semen? b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oof.gif" alt="" /1
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21harvesting... preferably fresh and hotb, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/raw.gif" alt="" /1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freeway.gif" alt="" /1
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,954 Posts
    Hot semen is supposed to be NAGL. Colder = GONAD LEVEL: SMASHb, 21b, 21I won't go into detail but I can sleep at night.
  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts
    LMAO @ the comments:b, 21b, 21"Highly recommended!! I made the Ribs w/ Tangy BBQ sauce for a party last weekend. Wow. They were finger lickin' good. My girlfriend couldn't get enough of them. We washed them down with Donkey Punch, another crowd pleaser."
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21Hot semen is supposed to be NAGL. Colder = GONAD LEVEL: SMASHb, 21b, 21I won't go into detail but I can sleep at night. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21This is like some sort of wonderful abstract poem.
  • funkfromthesunfunkfromthesun 212 Posts
    "Semen husbandry"
  • foster_kanefoster_kane 125 Posts
    actually, my favorite:b, 21b, 21Can sperm in taco make babby in girl stomach if she eats?
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21actually, my favorite:b, 21b, 21Can sperm in taco make babby in girl stomach if she eats? b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/841.gif" alt="" /1
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21
    Quote:h, 21b, 21 semen for vegans b, 21b, 21by Karen Stollznowb, 21I am a proud Vegan and am working my way towards complete fruitarianism. I have a preference for live foods ("raw" to those uninitiated).b, 21b, 21I am aware that semen is a byproduct of a creature with a nervous system, but I am intrigued by the protein possibilities of semen for vegetarians, and its ready accessibility for me.b, 21b, 21Ultimately, I am also interested in the idea of harvesting semen, and semen husbandry.b, 21b, 21I would be very interested in any semen recipes that make use of the live ingredient, preferably fresh and hot, so that it retains its optimum level of nutrients and taste.b, 21b, 21Outside of simply swallowing it, as I usually do, or as one does with a can of whipped cream and their head cocked back, can anyone think of any innovative and tasty ways to prepare raw, uncooked semen? b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oof.gif" alt="" /1 b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Besides the wow factor of this excerpt, no one tell Karen Stollznow that semen is primarily sugars.
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