Quote:h, 21b, 21Posteurs most likely to hook up with one another b, 21b, 21h, 21
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b, 21b, 21awesome. I forgot about that. b, 21b, 21I broke those glasses and lost that sweatshirt. But that has nothing to do when I wrinkled his face like linen.
Can we get the following also?:b, 21b, 21MVP and LVPb, 21Single Issue Poasterb, 21Bitchfight of the Year (possibly split into Euroman, Ameriman and Euroman vs Ameriman sections)
The Roy Ayers Award for Sheer Ubiquity, for those dudes who are not especially noteworthy, but who turn up in every fucking thread. Dudes are like my one aunt's cooking: Bland as fuck...but plentiful!
Quote:h, 21b, 21The Roy Ayers Award for Sheer Ubiquity, for those dudes who are not especially noteworthy, but who turn up in every fucking thread. Dudes are like my one aunt's cooking: Bland as fuck...but plentiful! b, 21b, 21h, 21
Quote:h, 21b, 21The Roy Ayers Award for Sheer Ubiquity, for those dudes who are not especially noteworthy, but who turn up in every fucking thread. Dudes are like my one aunt's cooking: Bland as fuck...but plentiful! b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21b, 21This place has a surplus of this, something I've noticed but have not been able to put into words.b, 21b, 21b, 21Who would you nominate? It's somebody with 1000+ posts who is talking loud and saying nothing.
My nominations:b, 21b, 21Best Mix: King Most ObamaMixb, 21b, 21Best SS DJ: Cosmob, 21b, 21Most Asshurtedness (single event) - Kala in the ebay showdown with Paycheckb, 21b, 21Biggest Moves in the Record Game - Frank (moving his base to the U.S./Inspiring a highly-anticipated documentary)b, 21b, 21Most likely to tap Azian gurls on the regular - MillionDollarsb, 21b, 21SS Rookie of the Year - Young Gaffler (dood may have been here longer than a year, but he's young and he's having fun)
Quote:h, 21b, 21The Roy Ayers Award for Sheer Ubiquity, for those dudes who are not especially noteworthy, but who turn up in every fucking thread. Dudes are like my one aunt's cooking: Bland as fuck...but plentiful! b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oof.gif" alt="" /1b, 21b, 21I could probably make the list of multiple choices on this! b, 21b, 21I ain't stopping for shit, though.
Quote:h, 21b, 21Who would you nominate?b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21I can't think of their names right now, which kinda proves my pernt.b, 21b, 21For all the hand-wringing that gets done about the howling weirdos and the supposed threat they represent to the site, the hidden menace is really these dudes who, while not dumb, are not i1that[/i] smart; not i1un[/i]funny, but not i1that[/i] funny; not total bores, but not i1that[/i] interesting. My suspicion is that in real life they are considered The Smart/Funny/Interesting One within a social circle that is not itself particularly smart, funny, or interesting. Not realizing this, they develop an exaggerated sense of their endowment, then proceed to come on here and spread themselves waaaaaaay too thin, and dudes who might have sparkled for a few hundred posts instead end up as dull stains who have somehow racked up a few i1thousand[/i] posts, most of which are utterly indistinguishable from each other. They will never be interesting enough to pay attention to, but they will never be controversial enough to get banned, and they will never, never stop. b, 21b, 21i1These[/i] are the dudes who truly represent the ass-end of the personality structure around here, and the slow choke that has resulted from their ascent concerns me i1far[/i] more than the occasional eruption of some roundly offensive all-caps cartoon character.
b, 21b, 21Hey, me too!b, 21b, 21(No, for real--I do.) b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21b, 21Your previous post should be made into an annoying popup banner ad served to people with a 10+ posts per day avg.b, 21b, 21I used to like turtles. I liked the ones in the ocean, and over a few years gathered a variety of Mexican folk art turtles, from clay to iron to those super ill Huichol beaded ones... then last year I moved into a new apt with a pond that had two surviving red eared sliders in. I can tell you they are asshole bullies. Shit scared of anything bigger, they hide in their shells and hiss. But put them with some new goldfish and they chase them around until the fish gives up and dies of too much hassle. So yeah F*ck em. They're sleeping at the bottom of the pond right now, if they don't wake up in April I won't be that upset.
Quote:h, 21b, 21My nominations:b, 21b, 21Best Mix: King Most ObamaMixb, 21b, 21SS Rookie of the Year - Young Gaffler (dood may have been here longer than a year, but he's young and he's having fun) b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 211) thanksb, 21b, 212). Yeah I like dude here. He brings teh lulz
Quote:h, 21b, 21Who would you nominate?b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21I can't think of their names right now, which kinda proves my pernt.b, 21b, 21For all the hand-wringing that gets done about the howling weirdos and the supposed threat they represent to the site, the hidden menace is really these dudes who, while not dumb, are not i1that[/i] smart; not i1un[/i]funny, but not i1that[/i] funny; not total bores, but not i1that[/i] interesting. My suspicion is that in real life they are considered The Smart/Funny/Interesting One within a social circle that is not itself particularly smart, funny, or interesting. Not realizing this, they develop an exaggerated sense of their endowment, then proceed to come on here and spread themselves waaaaaaay too thin, and dudes who might have sparkled for a few hundred posts instead end up as dull stains who have somehow racked up a few i1thousand[/i] posts, most of which are utterly indistinguishable from each other. They will never be interesting enough to pay attention to, but they will never be controversial enough to get banned, and they will never, never stop. b, 21b, 21i1These[/i] are the dudes who truly represent the ass-end of the personality structure around here, and the slow choke that has resulted from their ascent concerns me i1far[/i] more than the occasional eruption of some roundly offensive all-caps cartoon character. b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21::slowly backs out of thread feeling like a copy of Mystic Voyage with a partially torn cover::
Quote:h, 21b, 21Who would you nominate?b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21I can't think of their names right now, which kinda proves my pernt.b, 21b, 21For all the hand-wringing that gets done about the howling weirdos and the supposed threat they represent to the site, the hidden menace is really these dudes who, while not dumb, are not i1that[/i] smart; not i1un[/i]funny, but not i1that[/i] funny; not total bores, but not i1that[/i] interesting. My suspicion is that in real life they are considered The Smart/Funny/Interesting One within a social circle that is not itself particularly smart, funny, or interesting. Not realizing this, they develop an exaggerated sense of their endowment, then proceed to come on here and spread themselves waaaaaaay too thin, and dudes who might have sparkled for a few hundred posts instead end up as dull stains who have somehow racked up a few i1thousand[/i] posts, most of which are utterly indistinguishable from each other. They will never be interesting enough to pay attention to, but they will never be controversial enough to get banned, and they will never, never stop. b, 21b, 21i1These[/i] are the dudes who truly represent the ass-end of the personality structure around here, and the slow choke that has resulted from their ascent concerns me i1far[/i] more than the occasional eruption of some roundly offensive all-caps cartoon character. b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21I could be accused of falling into this category.b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21The accusation would be unfounded.
turtles don't die of old age. ever.b, 21b, 21its possible that in the right conditions they could live forever.b, 21b, 21look it up.b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21its true.
Quote:h, 21b, 21Who would you nominate?b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21I can't think of their names right now, which kinda proves my pernt.b, 21b, 21For all the hand-wringing that gets done about the howling weirdos and the supposed threat they represent to the site, the hidden menace is really these dudes who, while not dumb, are not i1that[/i] smart; not i1un[/i]funny, but not i1that[/i] funny; not total bores, but not i1that[/i] interesting. My suspicion is that in real life they are considered The Smart/Funny/Interesting One within a social circle that is not itself particularly smart, funny, or interesting. Not realizing this, they develop an exaggerated sense of their endowment, then proceed to come on here and spread themselves waaaaaaay too thin, and dudes who might have sparkled for a few hundred posts instead end up as dull stains who have somehow racked up a few i1thousand[/i] posts, most of which are utterly indistinguishable from each other. They will never be interesting enough to pay attention to, but they will never be controversial enough to get banned, and they will never, never stop. b, 21b, 21i1These[/i] are the dudes who truly represent the ass-end of the personality structure around here, and the slow choke that has resulted from their ascent concerns me i1far[/i] more than the occasional eruption of some roundly offensive all-caps cartoon character. b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21I could be accused of falling into this category.b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21The accusation would be unfounded. b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21Ya Ya I am beautiful ... But are you knowledgeable?
Quote:h, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21Ya Ya I am beautiful ... But are you knowledgeable? b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21Moderately so. Did you just tell me I'm beautiful, S****? b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21b, 21Sorry, that was the exact text of the Turtle website banner ad that appeared in this thread. It was an aide-memoire. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hijack.gif" alt="" /1
Quote:h, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21Ya Ya I am beautiful ... But are you knowledgeable? b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21Moderately so. Did you just tell me I'm beautiful, S****? b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21b, 21Sorry, that was the exact text of the Turtle website banner ad that appeared in this thread. It was an aide-memoire. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hijack.gif" alt="" /1 b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/841.gif" alt="" /1 For a second there, I felt a bit like this dude:b, 21b, 21
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