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I bought a top hat and it hurts my head.

GaryGary 3,982 Posts
edited October 2008 in Strut Central
I thought they were supposed to be made of silk.b,121b,121b,121I got this one, sans feather and it weighs a ton.b,121 img src="http://www.villagehatshop.com/media/jaxon_deadman-tophat_sm.jpg"1 b,121b,121Its made out of wool and its so heavy it hurts the top of my head. I might have to put some padding in it.b,121b,121b,121So I'm thinking I should return it, and get something that looks more like a normal top hat like this:b,121b,121img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/Austin_Lane_Crothers,_photograph_of_head_with_top_hat.jpg/386px-Austin_Lane_Crothers,_photograph_of_head_with_top_hat.jpg"1b,121THAT IS AWESOME!b,121b,121I need a top hat like that, but I don't want to spend tons of dough.b, 21b, 21man.b,121b,121b,121What else am I gonna wear with my skeleton tuxedo t-shirt tomorrow?b, 21b, 21b,121I wonder where I could get a more comfy top hat?

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  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    nevermind!b, 21b, 21b,121 img src="http://www.goldensilents.com/comedy/wcfields.jpg"1
  • SaracenusSaracenus 671 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121why don't my images show? b, 21b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Because the evil Wiki will not let you hot link their images.b,121b,121And you fix the problem just as I post...
  • diane_dianediane_diane 104 Posts
    is your hat collapsible? i think that's the coolest feature of wearing that style of hat.
  • HairyBelafonteHairyBelafonte 1,202 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121is your hat collapsible? i think that's the coolest feature of wearing that style of hat. b, 21b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I have a collapsible top hat I pulled out of my grampa's closet after he passed. b, 21b, 21It 'tis ballin indeed.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    NO! The collapsable hat was 300 dollars!!!!b, 21b, 21This one was 40 bucks, but I wish it was taller and I wish it didn't hurt my head.b,121b,121b,121object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1/param1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1/param1param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"1/param1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1b,121Ever since I saw this video I can't stop thinking that I really need a top hat.b,121b,121b,121Hi Diane.
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    I thought this hat would be more up your alley, the "Vaudevillian"b,121img src="http://www.hugestore.com/swatches/sailor_straw_big.jpg"1
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Yeah I like those hats too.
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Straw hats and banjos be what key be to lock.
  • diane_dianediane_diane 104 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121NO! The collapsable hat was 300 dollars!!!!b, 21b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121how can you put a price on style? imagine how awesome it would be to pop it out!b, 21b, 21annyong!
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121imagine how awesome it would be to pop it out!b, 21b, 21 b, 21b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121AI-GOO!
  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    Banjos and hats, huh? Ever consider rocking a Stetson like Earl Scruggs?
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    You gonna wear this on your upcoming trip to Texas?
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121You gonna wear this on your upcoming trip to Texas? b, 21b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121hahah, I hadn't yet considered it!b,121b,121b,121I'm going to try and return the painful hat today. I hope they accept it.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    The store said I could get store credit for it.b, 21b, 21b,121I'm thinking of getting a fez instead.
  • chasechase 767 Posts
    /font1
    font class="post"1b,121b,121didn't they make top hats out of beaver pelt back then?
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