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why does this happen?

breaxjunkiebreaxjunkie 97 Posts
edited October 2008 in Strut Central
Can someone explain me why i see every thread (even the most stupid ones) gettingb,121hundreds of hits and 20-30 replies in only a few seconds, but when i do post a thread nobody does it?b,121b,121Do you guys still think i am a fake because of that Pizza stuff? LOLb,121b,121Peace.b,121b,121S.
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  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121If you build it, they will come. What's "that Pizza stuff?"
  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Maybe we hope you'll get bored and go away?
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    They're different threads...
  • PunditPundit 438 Posts
    social proof
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Can someone explain me why i see every thread (even the most stupid ones) gettingb,121hundreds of hits and 20-30 replies in only a few seconds, but when i do post a thread nobody does it?b,121b,121Do you guys still think i am a fake because of that Pizza stuff? LOLb,121b,121Peace.b,121b,121S. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Here's the pattern:b,121b,1211) Join the board and get clowned and riled up while folks figure out if you are fake and/or know records. Make some enemies while you do it. Try not to get asshurt that the board like to take one of your national dishes, claim that they do it better where they are, and how much better it then tastes by coating it in some vomit-inducing sauce that takes any original flavour away. And more cheese.b,121b,1212) Some threads you start will be hit or miss. You will never understand why.b,121b,1213) If it's near a US election, just start any old political turd, even if it repeats other threads, and it will be a hitb,121b,1214) If you are legendary up in this bitch you can start a thread hating on anything and a million acolytes will join in.b,121b,121Simple!
  • PunditPundit 438 Posts
    5) you can become legendary up in this bitch by commenting relentlessly on every single thread no matter what the subjectb,121b,1215a) misuse of 5) can sometimes lead to your being referenced in parody gifs appearing as avatars
  • breaxjunkiebreaxjunkie 97 Posts
    Skel & Pundit thank you for your help!b,121Next Time I need some stuff i'd say that Obama needs it too!
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    No problem.b,121b,121Now please start a thread on why Italian funk is better than American funk.b,121b,121Good luck with that.b,121b,121
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    hey check out this awesome thread.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    there are some legendary posters in this thread.
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    man this is dope! if only people could see.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    I think every person that reads this thread should post something in it. Even if is just a random string of characters, like this:b,121b,121b,121afw4p39r8hq23098q3rha0938rfha09238fh02398fh0w938fh
  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
    Ahhh, I remember my first b,121b,121I felt so accepted that day.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Can someone explain me why i see every thread (even the most stupid ones) gettingb,121hundreds of hits and 20-30 replies in only a few seconds, but when i do post a thread nobody does it?b,121b,121Do you guys still think i am a fake because of that Pizza stuff? LOLb,121b,121Peace.b,121b,121S. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Come up with a topic that interests that masses, write a compelling thread title, and the people will come.b,121b,121Pictures don't hurt either.b,121b,121b,121b,121 b,121b,121
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I think every person that reads this thread should post something in it. Even if is just a random string of characters, like this:b,121b,121b,121afw4p39r8hq23098q3rha0938rfha09238fh02398fh0w938fh b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121GLARBLE BLEEBO...
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    The ways of the Strut are so hard to read or predict.** Today's darling is tomorrow's yesterday's news.b,121b,121I have noticed that I kill about a third of the threads I post in. As my post-count goes up, my engagment-factor goes down.b,121b,121b,121**EDIT - Unless it's got to do with race, food or boobies.
  • billbradleybillbradley You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,906 Posts
  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
    Did someone say boobies?
  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    can you tell me where to eat in San Francisco?
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    I smell poop.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I smell poop. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Have you checked your waste basket?
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    By my display this thread is already up to 2 pages. That more than mine usually get. Congrats~! You made it! You the winners!
  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121 You the winners! b,121b,121h,121
  • ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121boobies. b,121b,121h,121
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121I think every person that reads this thread should post something in it. Even if is just a random string of characters, like this:b,121b,121b,121afw4p39r8hq23098q3rha0938rfha09238fh02398fh0w938fh b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121GLARBLE BLEEBO... b,121b,121h,121b,121b,121DIGGADIGGADIGGAGIDGGAGDIGAGAG
  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Maybe we hope you'll get bored and go away? b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121hey check out this awesome thread. b,121b,121h,121b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121AWSM.
  • djkingottodjkingotto 1,704 Posts
  • rascmonrascmon 441 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121can you tell me where to eat in San Francisco? b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Yeah she's a supermodel but her forehead is a little too wide for meb,121b,121Let's argue about the weatherb,121b,121Texasb,121b,121Z-Ro just got arrestedb,121b,121New Justin Timberlake album
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    i just marveled at the red/yellow/green rastamon line up of gummi bears that i just poured out on a customers paper.
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