haha... are you guys referring to the remake of the incredible hulk? Shit bugged me out too... Or the "I kissed a girl" song... that just got remade like a year after the first one...b,121b,121I donno... maybe its like theatre... or jazz standards.
"Cowriters Travis Wright and John Glenn have already scripted studio updates to The Warriors and Clash of the Titans,"b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bucs.gif" alt="" /1
Ok, as a certified SciFi geek that just sux.b,121b,121Why can't they destroy something that is already horrible like:b,121b,121img src="http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/Saracenus/Misc/black_hole.jpg"1b,121b,121It has Anthony Perkins for gods sake and was put out by Disney. Go wreck that instead.b,121b,121That's img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/talib-doodoo.gif" alt="" /1b,121b,121Edit: Sorry about the image mess up...
Between this and I've heard they are doing a sequel for The Goonies...b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/walkawaysonfinal.gif" alt="" /1b,121b,121b,121b,121"Quit bagging on these guys. I caught Eagle Eye this weekend and it was EASILY better than 30% of the direct-to-video movies I've seen in the past month."b,121b,121b,121LOL
The newest ham-fisted, Samuel L. "I'd take anything these days! IT ISN'T OSCAR WORTHY IF YOU AIN'T YELLING!!!" Jackson yawnfest is yet another "black woman with white man" movie (which I have no problem with...) that's a verbatim redo of Unlawful Entry. It was filmed within walking distance of both where I am living and my grandparents house. b,121b,121I saw Righteous Kill instead.
b,121The newest ham-fisted, Samuel L. "I'd take anything these days! IT ISN'T OSCAR WORTHY IF YOU AIN'T YELLING!!!" Jackson yawnfest is yet another "black woman with white man" movie (which I have no problem with...) that's a verbatim redo of
Unlawful Entry. It was filmed within walking distance of both where I am living and my grandparents house. b,121b,121I saw Righteous Kill instead. b,121b,121h,121
font class="post"1b,121b,121I'd rather see Samuel L Jackson playing himself instead of Pacino and DeNiro playing themselves. 13 years ago people were drolling over Heat. Now there's hardly any interest in these guys teaming up.
b,121you should remake biodome as an action thriller but still have the same cast as the OG.
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font class="post"1b,121b,121I'd like to see bastardizing revisits of the "classics" akin to the a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0370263/" target="_blank"1AvP Series/a1, only dealing with 80's adolescent adventures or romantic comedy flicks.b,121Like b1The Goonies Vs. The Lost Boys[/b] or b1The Explorers Vs. Weird Science[/b].
b,121The newest ham-fisted, Samuel L. "I'd take anything these days! IT ISN'T OSCAR WORTHY IF YOU AIN'T YELLING!!!" Jackson yawnfest is yet another "black woman with white man" movie (which I have no problem with...) that's a verbatim redo of
Unlawful Entry. It was filmed within walking distance of both where I am living and my grandparents house. b,121b,121I saw Righteous Kill instead. b,121b,121h,121
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b,121I'd rather see Samuel L Jackson playing himself instead of Pacino and DeNiro playing themselves. 13 years ago people were drolling over Heat. Now there's hardly any interest in these guys teaming up.
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font class="post"1b,121b,121Maybe b/c that movie they teamed up in sucked?
I know, it was mediocre and I saw the "twist" a half hour into the movie, but I'd take mindless, gunslinging action over that Crash-like bullshit anyday.
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font class="post"1b,121b,121they got a sequel to The Lost Boys, saw it last week. As you can imagine it is img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/nagl2.gif" alt="" /1 crossed with a bit of img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/talib-doodoo.gif" alt="" /1. They actually got Kiefer Sutherland son to play the head vampire this time, I think thats the only reason they made the movie, cus the dude looks like his dad heaps.b,121 But its worth watching for Corey Feldmans (yeah hes bbaaaaccckkk!) cringe worthy over acting.... must be watched in an un sober state though.b,121b,121b,121What they need to do is start remaking movies that sucked ass the first time around....thats a challenge. Like doing covers of shit songs and making them classics.
b,121The newest ham-fisted, Samuel L. "I'd take anything these days! IT ISN'T OSCAR WORTHY IF YOU AIN'T YELLING!!!" Jackson yawnfest is yet another "black woman with white man" movie (which I have no problem with...) that's a verbatim redo of
Unlawful Entry. It was filmed within walking distance of both where I am living and my grandparents house. b,121b,121I saw Righteous Kill instead. b,121b,121h,121
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b,121I'd rather see Samuel L Jackson playing himself instead of Pacino and DeNiro playing themselves. 13 years ago people were drolling over Heat. Now there's hardly any interest in these guys teaming up.
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b,121What they need to do is start remaking movies that sucked ass the first time around....thats a challenge. Like doing covers of shit songs and making them classics.
It boggles the mind what they're going to make sequels or remakes to in the next year. There's a few that have been begging for follow up films though that i'd love to see made:b,121b,121Apocalypse Next - 30 years after the slaughter of Kurtz, Ben Willard's son (Shia LeBeouf) returns to the jungle after rumours of a new cult start surfacing on a voyage into darkness and big explosions.b,121b,121Close Encounters Of The Fourth Kind - 30 years after Ron Neary's disappearance, his youngest son (Shia Lebeouf) starts receiving visions of a building in his dreams (building to be agreed with sponser) starting a journey of discovery, ILM and quips.b,121b,121The Godson (Alternative title - Godfather Part IV: The Beginning) - The film follows the early, lighter, life of Michael Corleone (Shia Lebeouf) as he grows up into a man and goes to war before meeting Kay (Kirsten Dunst). The film also follows the adventures of his brothers: girl chasing Sonny (Mark Whalberg) and simple Fredo (Ashton Kutcher)
font class="post"1b,121b,121I liked the flick but I always thought they would have been better in each-others roles.b,121b,121But hey, perhaps they'll remake it that way...
b,121It boggles the mind what they're going to make sequels or remakes to in the next year. There's a few that have been begging for follow up films though that i'd love to see made:
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b,121Apocalypse Next - 30 years after the slaughter of Kurtz, Ben Willard's son (Shia LeBeouf) returns to the jungle after rumours of a new cult start surfacing on a voyage into darkness and big explosions.
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b,121Close Encounters Of The Fourth Kind - 30 years after Ron Neary's disappearance, his youngest son (Shia Lebeouf) starts receiving visions of a building in his dreams (building to be agreed with sponser) starting a journey of discovery, ILM and quips.
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b,121The Godson (Alternative title - Godfather Part IV: The Beginning) - The film follows the early, lighter, life of Michael Corleone (Shia Lebeouf) as he grows up into a man and goes to war before meeting Kay (Kirsten Dunst). The film also follows the adventures of his brothers: girl chasing Sonny (Mark Whalberg) and simple Fredo (Ashton Kutcher)
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font class="post"1b,121b,121I'm only not laughing because it's too close to the truth... b,121b,121I ride for a "Hoodcore/Grime" remake of Quadrophenia with pill-popping amateur-DJ teenagers, stolen scooters running drug errands, and the discovery that the biggest DJ on "The Scene" (the Ace Face character) stacks shelves at Netto and dies from a bad herion overdose / a knife attack (filmed on a mobile and upped to FaceSpace) delivered by a Stella'd up Phil Daniels character and his hoodie mates.b,121b,121You call the cast. Dean Gaffney and Brian E17 are first in the queue.
b,121It boggles the mind what they're going to make sequels or remakes to in the next year. There's a few that have been begging for follow up films though that i'd love to see made:
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b,121Apocalypse Next - 30 years after the slaughter of Kurtz, Ben Willard's son (Shia LeBeouf) returns to the jungle after rumours of a new cult start surfacing on a voyage into darkness and big explosions.
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b,121Close Encounters Of The Fourth Kind - 30 years after Ron Neary's disappearance, his youngest son (Shia Lebeouf) starts receiving visions of a building in his dreams (building to be agreed with sponser) starting a journey of discovery, ILM and quips.
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b,121The Godson (Alternative title - Godfather Part IV: The Beginning) - The film follows the early, lighter, life of Michael Corleone (Shia Lebeouf) as he grows up into a man and goes to war before meeting Kay (Kirsten Dunst). The film also follows the adventures of his brothers: girl chasing Sonny (Mark Whalberg) and simple Fredo (Ashton Kutcher)
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b,121I'm only not laughing because it's too close to the truth...
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b,121I ride for a "Hoodcore/Grime" remake of Quadrophenia with pill-popping amateur-DJ teenagers, stolen scooters running drug errands, and the discovery that the biggest DJ on "The Scene" (the Ace Face character) stacks shelves at Netto and dies from a bad herion overdose / a knife attack (filmed on a mobile and upped to FaceSpace) delivered by a Stella'd up Phil Daniels character and his hoodie mates.
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b,121You call the cast. Dean Gaffney and Brian E17 are first in the queue.
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font class="post"1b,121b,121Ha ha ha.b,121b,121If you add Dexter Fletcher to that cast list I think we're on a winner.
How about a re-make of The Wicker-Man featuring Nick Cage and Ellen Burstyn in the role of Christopher Lee?b,121b,121perhaps they should re-make Withnail & I as an unofficial sequel to Dude, Wheres My Car? starring Ashton Kutcher as Withnail.
What Hollywood really wants to do is extend their net a little further. I hear that there's been some excellent action and horror films coming out of Asia the last ten years. Maybe they should look at remaking some of them for western audiences.
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