I had to scream on my neighbor's kid.

batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
edited September 2008 in Strut Central
I came over to say hello and dude is their w/ his girl and his boy. b,121b,121His boy went home to wake up for school. Cool.b,121b,121He and his girl were planning to hang out until 11:00. b,121b,121Their both 14 years old.b,121b,121So im chillin w/ the mom, who im their to say hello to, and ask why he's not getting her home on school night at a decent time.b,121b,121He tells his mom she plans on goin home dolo.b,121b,121NO!b,121b,1211)Dogs, this your girl. U do not let her walk home alone at 11pm on a muskafuskin school night or any fuskin nite.b,121b,1212) U have school tommorrow. Walk her ass home and get to bed so your ass is alert for skool - God dammit!b,121b,1213) Sweetheart...you should be askin him to get u home at a respectable time, but obviously your ghetto ass thinks its cool to be at muthafuskas house after 10 on a skool nite.NO!b,121b,1214) The mom has lost control a LONG time ago and dude has been slippin for a minute.b,121b,121So after I screamed on him, the girlfriend says some ole ill shit to him like, "Im not coming over here again..." which gets him mad shook cause she has been using the pussy to control this kid. Dude is 14, whipped as fusk, and cant get his game tight to realize what his priorities are. b,121b,121I've seen this kid grow up and deteriorate into a bench player in the game.b,121And tonite i wasnt havin it. Of course he knows how to block his mom out. But i just had it up to here w/ his dumbshit. b,121b,121Yes - I fuckin care for dude. And I cant tolerate bad behavior at his age and watch his mom struggle w/ raisin his ass.b,121b,121I got way more stories than this shit. Regardless, it felt good to see him respond and take her home.
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  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    That's cool what you did. A lot of parents ain't parenting.

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    Good looking out for the kid. I hope he realizes how much you are doing for his ass. And make sure he knows what a rubber is!

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    im confused as hell by your story, but it sounds like youre lookin out for the mislead youth of today, so kudos!!!

  • That's actually commendable, what you did. At first I was scared that it would end with the mother telling you to mind your own business, but it sounds like she was in total agreeance. b,121b,121He'll thank you later, man.

  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    I dont mean to be racist but is it a black thang to "scream on" someone? I never heard the term. Is it different from screaming at someone?

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    The natural father isnt around and her second husband had a cardiac arrest during sex w/ her...b,121b,121 b,121b,121whatever.....dont respond to that.b,121b,121Dude has been running amok for a while and ive tried over the years to talk some sense into him but Im not gonna bust a gasket over his stupidity.b,121b,121The Mom did let me cop her beat-up Menudo vinyl....whatever dont respond... b,121b,121Dude is seriously heading toward teenage pregnancy and unemployment w/out a highskool diploma.

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I dont mean to be racist but is it a black thang to "scream on" someone? I never heard the term. Is it different from screaming at someone? b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I dont mean to be racist but is it a black thang to "scream on" someone? I never heard the term. Is it different from screaming at someone? b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I didnt literally "scream" on him. I simply raised my voice.....forcefully.b,121b,121Its a shame that I had to get Mr.T-ish on him but sometimes kids need that shit.

  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    img src="http://media.movieweb.com/news/03.2007/bernie_mac.jpg"1 b,121b,121In my neighborhood, all the parents are green lit to discipline anyone who is acting out. No one's hitting anybody. Just lots of Bernie Mac glares and straight talk. Makes for a much more relaxing and fun time for all concerned. b,121b,121Props to you for putting the real out there Batmon.

  • waxjunkywaxjunky 1,849 Posts
    I once had to dump a 32-oz Coke on a kid's head at the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica. I was eating at the Falafel King and these three teenagers were causing a ruckus. I was minding my own, and one of them threw some kind of berry that hit me in the face and landed in my food.b,121b,121I regulated on the fat one, even though he said it was his friend who threw the berry. I poured the Coke on his head and told him he shouldn't run with trouble makers. Then I went to catch a movie.b,121b,121True story.

  • /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I once had to dump a 32-oz Coke on a kid's headb,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Every story ever told should begin that way.

  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    good story and props to you, but...b,121b,121b,121/font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I came over to say hello and dude is their there[/b] w/ his girl and his boy. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121andb,121b,121/font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121s1Their They're[/b] both 14 years old.b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121There...much better!

  • Nice that you care of course Blue Dragon but are you becoming the mean old man down the hall that's always hasseling the youth...in other words are our/b1 young neighbour's gonna start egging our/b1 place??hahahhahaha....na, good lookin out!!b,121

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Good looking Batmon.b,121b,121I can relate to this as the street I grew up in had about 10 kids within a five year age range. We'd always hang together when we were young and, being one of the oldest, I'd keep a look out for the little ones. b,121b,121On my first holiday back from university I found out that one of the girls from the street who was at the time 16 years old was dating a 19 year old which is hardly great in itself but that's life. However she was getting the train to see him and travelling back on the last train by herself.b,121b,121Her dad didn't seem to see anything wrong with this but as soon as I found out I took her aside and explained that not only was it dangerous what she was doing but that also, considering this kid was 19, the least he could do is pay to come and see her. On top of that I threatened to tell her mum about this arrangement which, believe me, was enough to strike fear in many a child. b,121b,121The message got through and, unsurprisingly, the relationship stopped soon after when he realised he was actually going to have to put effort into it rather than having this naive girl visit him whenever he liked.b,121b,121I'd never cast myself as some kind of wise shoulder or enforcer but I do think that if you know the kids involved it's worth stepping up and speaking your mind on this kind of thing.

  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    First of all, nice blog entry. I 'm still trying to understand it, but it's very well thought and executed. b,121b,121Can I get a clear sinopsis?

  • /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Nice that you care of course Blue Dragon but are you becoming the mean old man down the hall that's always hasseling the youth...in other words are our/b1 young neighbour's gonna start egging our/b1 place??hahahhahaha....na, good lookin out!!b,121 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121When u move in, I'm gonna make sure he hassles you for the three months.b,121b,121What's the Blue Dragon?

  • /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121Nice that you care of course Blue Dragon but are you becoming the mean old man down the hall that's always hasseling the youth...in other words are our/b1 young neighbour's gonna start egging our/b1 place??hahahhahaha....na, good lookin out!!b,121 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121When u move in, I'm gonna make sure he hassles you for the three months.b,121b,121What's the Blue Dragon? b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,12114year old kid..........mmmmmmmkay !b,121Blue Dragon = Catwoman's name for Batman in that clip you posted with the sex enslaved Boy Wonder!!

  • /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121Nice that you care of course Blue Dragon but are you becoming the mean old man down the hall that's always hasseling the youth...in other words are our/b1 young neighbour's gonna start egging our/b1 place??hahahhahaha....na, good lookin out!!b,121 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121When u move in, I'm gonna make sure he hassles you for the three months.b,121b,121What's the Blue Dragon? b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,12114year old kid..........mmmmmmmkay !b,121Blue Dragon = Catwoman's name for Batman in that clip you posted with the sex enslaved Boy Wonder!! b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121 b,121b,121Your gonna have to take him to the movies.

  • Only if he walks me home...and it aint on a school night!!

  • Dont even think about comin' home late at my house.b,121b,121As soon as the street lamps come on you better be home.b,121b,121And you cant watch The Wire.

  • Didn't street lamps come on in the late 19th/early 20th centuries? What time the lights on these days?? Am i gonna have to dine on the early bird special with all the other jerry's at 4pm!! Mmmmmmmmm soup....and lambs fry!!b,121b,121Never seen the wire, don't actually know what it is!! I'm guessing that may get me a bancake on here tho??

  • I think most streetlights have a light sensor that triggers around dusk.

  • Dusk!! Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants!! There go New York Nights!!

  • No cats in the house.

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121im confused as hell by your story, but it sounds like youre lookin out b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I'm glad they didn't get all mind your own business bout it cause I'm all for it takes a village to raise a kid type thing...and it's everyone's business that kids are safe

  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    Dude.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121im confused as hell by your story, but it sounds like youre lookin out b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I'm glad they didn't get all mind your own business bout it cause I'm all for it takes a village to raise a kid type thing...and it's everyone's business that kids are safe b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121One Morning before work, dude rings my doorbell.b,121b,121"Yo, check it out......" Across the hall, in his doorway are 4 gigglin' girls in THEIR underwear.b,121b,121So im like . Y'all havin a hookey party? b,121b,121So after I finish up assembling my costume for the day, I pop over to see what the deal is.b,121b,121Dude is chillin in his mom's bed w/ his girl while the other girls are makin out,dryhumpin, and grabbin tities. Damn!b,121b,121They chill after a minute and proceed to blast some Jay-Z. My face shows its way too loud, and one of the girls says - "Yo turn it down, he's too old to take it!" WTF? Hahaha....WTF?b,121b,121I throw some jokes around and let them know not to wreck the house and not to draw any attention to the apt. I know u little fuskers are skippin school. Plus if any real shit is goin down wear some condoms.b,121b,121I spank all them in the ass and say goodbye.

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    Not really what I meant about it takes a village...

  • hahaha

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121im confused as hell by your story, but it sounds like youre lookin out b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I'm glad they didn't get all mind your own business bout it cause I'm all for it takes a village to raise a kid type thing...and it's everyone's business that kids are safe b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121One Morning before work, dude rings my doorbell.b,121b,121"Yo, check it out......" Across the hall, in his doorway are 4 gigglin' girls in THEIR underwear.b,121b,121So im like . Y'all havin a hookey party? b,121b,121So after I finish up assembling my costume for the day, I pop over to see what the deal is.b,121b,121Dude is chillin in his mom's bed w/ his girl while the other girls are makin out,dryhumpin, and grabbin tities. Damn!b,121b,121They chill after a minute and proceed to blast some Jay-Z. My face shows its way too loud, and one of the girls says - "Yo turn it down, he's too old to take it!" WTF? Hahaha....WTF?b,121b,121I throw some jokes around and let them know not to wreck the house and not to draw any attention to the apt. I know u little fuskers are skippin school. Plus if any real shit is goin down wear some condoms.b,121b,121I spank all them in the ass and say goodbye. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,12116 years old...it's on them.b,121b,12114 years old, dude, I would have told kid's mom in a hot second, provided I felt it would make any difference at all.
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