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Burglar wakes men with spice rub RAW_HAMBURGER mix

The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
edited September 2008 in Strut Central
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Quote:/font1h,121b,121September 7, 2008 -- Updated 0038 GMT (0838 HKT)b,121b,121Officials: Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage whackb,121 b,121FRESNO, California (AP) -- Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.b,121b,121Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.b,121b,121He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.b,121b,121The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.b,121b,121Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.b,121b,121a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/09/07/sausage.attack.ap/index.html?iref=24hourslb," target="_blank"1http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/09/07/sausage.attack.ap/index.html?iref=24hourslb, 21b,121h,121
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  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
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  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    Man that's right up there with the "enema bandit".
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    That even made the newspaper here in Melbourne with the heading "Dog ate my Evidence".b,121Apparently, they couldn't confirm or charge the man with assault with a sausage because the dog ate it when the doode fled!! That made me laugh!!
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    If I were in the burglary game, this is definitely how I would roll.
  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    Quote:h,121b,121If I were in the burglary game, this is definitely how I would roll. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Minus the part where you drop your wallet and are hanging out in a field pantsless, of course.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121If I were in the burglary game, this is definitely how I would roll. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Minus the part where you drop your wallet and are hanging out in a field pantsless, of course. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Nah, it's all part of the package. Then when they catch me, I'll be on some "Dude must have planted my wallet???I reported it missing last week. He said I robbed him? Yeah, well he also said I rubbed spices on him and smacked him with a sausage, and that don't make a lick of sense. Actually, I've been kicking it in this field all night looking for my pants."b,121b,121
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    My step-grandfather (long before I ever met him) was a cop in Detroit. His most publicized case was this one where a dude breaks into a house and the people who live there aren't home...so dude goes right ahead and makes spaghetti in their kitchen and then falls asleep on their couch. When the people eventually return home, they find dude asleep on the couch, sock him one, and then have him arrested. Dude then breaks out of the mental ward with the ole tie-some-sheets-together-and-drop-it-out-the-window trick and of course everyone expects him to return to the house for revenge. So my stepgrandfather stakes out the house, dude shows up, and gets shot the fusk up...end of story.
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