finding out some f%#@ed up sh% about your friends

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  • lotuslandlotusland 740 Posts
    how did you stumble onto her dominatrix page?? doing some random -dildo torture- google search?? c'mon now, i think this post could be just as revealing about yourself!!!!

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    I'd let her shit on my chest...

    I dint see "Cleveland Steamer" on her list of services.

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    whoa

  • mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts
    When I read the subject of this thread three things popped into my head...

    3. Your guy friend was gay and sucked your dick when you were asleep.

    eek.


    so, can you get the cock & ball torture with the golden shower?

    and who can turn this into a record-related thread??

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    and who can turn this into a record-related thread??




  • spaceghostspaceghost 605 Posts



    somebody give me a massage, my e's are starting to kick in...

    sorry to take it away from record related

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    I wouldn't sweat it. I mean, she's got nice tits, but she looks mannish. I think you could probably find a better looking dominatrix, really.














    P.S. You aren't that good of friends.

  • mumbosaucemumbosauce 480 Posts
    did imention id tap?

    cause i would/

    that is real. she has a great body. plus, don't worry. like other people have mentioned she prolly isn't getting paid for sex. she is just sticking A heel into some dudes sack while he is licking the sole of the other heel. its a good career move for young single women in NY who have a body like her. respect.

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    how did you stumble onto her dominatrix page?? doing some random -dildo torture- google search?? c'mon now, i think this post could be just as revealing about yourself!!!!

  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,851 Posts
    She looks like a strong lass.

    I bet she speaks Yiddish. Those dudes are mad for that kinky shit.


    Yiddish and dildo worship? Sign me up! Yo Delay, I gotta visit you--clearly you've got cooler friends than I do.

  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    I'd let her shit on my chest...

    I dint see "Cleveland Steamer" on her list of services.


    OR DONKEY PUNCHING!

  • DeeRockDeeRock 1,836 Posts
    i've been saying for months now on these threads that girls are out there doing these kinds of things and most of you just didn't want to believe me. Do yourselves a solid and go to the local porn shop, there is probably at least one girl you know in one of these flicks!!!! Just go take a look and see.........


  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    i've been saying for months now on these threads that girls are out there doing these kinds of things and most of you just didn't want to believe me. Do yourselves a solid and go to the local porn shop, there is probably at least one girl you know in one of these flicks!!!! Just go take a look and see.........


    I haven't had that experience in seeing people on video that I've known. I'm waiting for that to happen, you never know.

    But on a slightly different thing, I have a cousin who used to work at Castle Superstore. She said the one thing she enjoyed was seeing people come in, looking straight laced and whatever, and asking for double ended dildoes, Ben-Wa balls, strap-ons, the whole thing. Then when she would go to the mall, she would see these same people, out of the adult store environments. She knew all of their quirks, so when she would see them, she said they would either blush in embarrassment, or try to walk away. She got a kick out of knowing that a lady who worked at one of the local car lots loved anal beads, or went out of her way to have an assortment of vibrators which suited her mood.

    Or something I found out a few years ago, a certain school district in my vicinity where most of the administration are swingers, and they hold regular events where they gather and do their thing (but not on school property). When I'm going to Seattle and I drive by this certain town, I have to laugh.

  • generiquegenerique 625 Posts
    While at work at a videostore we put a new tape in the machine called A Star Is Porn, which is a compilation of the tackiest narrative bits from vintage porn movies. You know, the stuff that leads up to the sex from a time when there was still some narrative in porn. To our great suprise there was this hilarious scene on the tape featuring our biggest regular, a Greek guy who always came into the store wearing a bathrobe asking for hard-boiled bank robbery films. Now I know he's working in some live-show joint down town performing maybe 5 or 6 times every day. I would like to see a hard-boiled bank robbery film after that.

    I once saw an ex-girlfriend in a porn mag doing pretty nasty stuff. I'm glad we did it save, in hindsight. I was not shocked. Somehow I was proud. Ha ha, that sounds real sad.

  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    girls are out there doing these kinds of things and most of you just didn't want to believe me. Do yourselves a solid and go to the local porn shop, there is probably at least one girl you know in one of these flicks!!!! Just go take a look and see.........


  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    how did you stumble onto her dominatrix page?? doing some random -dildo torture- google search?? c'mon now, i think this post could be just as revealing about yourself!!!!

    read man, Reeaad.
    then i'm forwarded this...

    a friend sent me the link via IM.

    [no s&m] sorry to bring this back up, but I had to clear my name. [/no s&m]

  • djsheepdjsheep 3,620 Posts
    you found yourself a keeper!

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    when i was 24, i went out with this hard core feminist for about 3months... ultra left-wing, super hairy legs/armpits. morocco_mole almost barfed when he saw her in a swimsuit that summer. well, one of my other pals sent me a post she had made on a swinger's site (he couldn't properly explain how HE found it), but she's all into being shaved now, like that was the sort of site she was a member of...? who knows... at least your girl's photos are good quality.

    oops!, here it is... her boyfriend looks pissed.


  • 33thirdcom33thirdcom 2,049 Posts
    I had a Junior High English teacher that was in Playboy... waaaay back.

    A friend of mine had an ex-girlfriend in Hustler or Penthouse... can't remember which one.

  • DeeRockDeeRock 1,836 Posts
    Ok strutters try this one out then: www.eros.com and click on your city, there may be someone you know on there!

  • p_gunnp_gunn 2,284 Posts
    Ok strutters try this one out then: www.eros.com and click on your city, there may be someone you know on there!

    keep it in your pants, guy...

  • lotuslandlotusland 740 Posts
    how did you stumble onto her dominatrix page?? doing some random -dildo torture- google search?? c'mon now, i think this post could be just as revealing about yourself!!!!

    read man, Reeaad.
    then i'm forwarded this...

    a friend sent me the link via IM.

    [no s&m] sorry to bring this back up, but I had to clear my name. [/no s&m]

    hahahhaha, my bad you got me you got me!!

  • DeeRockDeeRock 1,836 Posts
    Ok strutters try this one out then: www.eros.com and click on your city, there may be someone you know on there!

    keep it in your pants, guy...


    I'm gonna be nice, and leave it at that.

  • ArtifactorArtifactor 887 Posts
    What? Danno? Moderator?

  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,851 Posts
    What? Danno? Moderator?

    Apparently so. Now watch yourself, son.

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