hipsterotica
young_cream
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pabst blue ribbon related...http://hipsterotica.com/some top selections:"I take off your threadless.com t-shirt and american ap. tight briefs and suck you off as you throw your black framed glasses on the floor.""You're choosing the playlist on your iBook while I'm undoing your belt - you decide on Belle & Sebastian and suddenly turn me around, bend me over, pushing aside my FredFlare boy shorts, and take me from behind as I hold on to the bike you're taking to Burning Man for support.""You take off your silk screen Banksy tee and leave it on the vintage arne jacobsen chair. You turn up brooklyn vegans sirius radio set-Cloud Cult is on. We sprawl out on the rug we bought at the Renegade Craft Fair a while back--it was my favorite part of our apartment until Urban Outfitters started making rugs exaclty like it 6 months later for their "urban" home furnishings section.""I ride my vintage cruiser to your house, polaroid camera around my arm. We drink PBR and take pictures all night while making out to Cansei de Ser Sexy.""It's last call at the Hemlock so we finish our longneck PBRs and cab it back to your place, making out the whole way home. The cabbie steals glances in the rearview mirror and that gets us both hot. I love that you share my exhibitionist streak. The MSTRKRFT remix of Wolfmother's "Woman" comes on the stereo and I think to myself "Wow, this cabbie has unusually great taste in music" and make a mental note to add that Wolfmother show at the Music Hall to my sonicliving calendar." 
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That shit was certainly on some nuevohipsterotica shit
Polk St. SF related?
I like me some Pabst, Falls City (R.I.P.). Schlitz, Colt 45, or Iron City, shit is a dollar at most joints.
Exactly, you aren't drinking it because it's "So shitty that it humorous." The whole hipster aesthetic is just bad=good.