SIGN MA FUCKEN YEARBOOK BITCHES!

grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
edited March 2008 in Announcements
late notice, but the dead ghost of SUPERUGLY will be back again tonite for some foofie magazine launch partay. there will be free magazines and giftbags and i was told d-list celebrities. cosmo baker wuzzup! ok, but anyways, yeah all my highschool shit and i do mean all my shit.same ole spotthe mandrake9pm to closetonitemusic by B.F.F. (aka SUPERUGLY)K.I.T.

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  • waxjunkywaxjunky 1,849 Posts
    Hope you have a great summer! Stay sweet!

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    WUZZUP TO THE COOLEST DOOD AT SOULSTRUT JUNIOR HIGH. SEE U NEXT YEAR AT HIGH SCHOOL AND HAVE A RAD SUMMER!

    PS
    EFF PRINCIPAL LATENCY!


  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Time passes by

    And the years fade into the distance

    I look into the mirror and see a young boy

    Full of hope and potential

    A few moments later I stare again at my reflection

    And I see a young teenager

    Enthusiastic and full of life

    Tasting love for the first time

    Preparing to step into adulthood

    Ready to take on the responsibilities that adulthood brings

    I stare again at the mirror

    My past lives reflected back at me

    I see a young adult

    Taking his first steps in the world

    Learning how to interact and build a future

    Hoping to find a partner to share his life with

    Again I look into the mirror

    This time the adult is older

    Just turned thirty

    The stress lines are starting to appear

    Hope has faded to cynicism

    The relationships have all ended badly

    A breakdown is just around the corner

    As I look into the mirror

    I see a sad young man on a mental ward

    Trying to come to terms with the pressures of life

    The figure looks lost and forlorn

    Will he put the pieces back together again?

    Another glance at the mirror

    This time the figure is nearly forty

    There is a distant look in his eyes

    Dreaming of what might have been

    There is an attitude of acceptance and resignation

    Life is a hard battle and sometimes you lose

    Just living out the remaining years

    Another glance at the mirror

    This time the figure appears much older

    The adult is now an old man of sixty-five

    There is a look of fear in his eyes

    His family have passed on and he is all alone

    Only distant relatives remain and they were never close

    The fear is of what lies ahead

    Pain and suffering and death

    As I look again in the mirror

    I see a grave and a gravestone

    Only two or three people at the funeral service

    A sad end to a life

    And as he gasped his last breath

    Fear was still close at hand

    What faced him after death?

    Would his soul face damnation

    For wasting the gift of life?

    The gates of heaven would be slammed shut in his face

    A soul without a home too afraid to enter into hell

    A soul endlessly searching for redemption but time has run out

    A never-ending period of purgatory

    A tormented soul without hope of redemption

    As I look into the mirror I see my true self

    Tears roll down my cheeks

    I have seen my fate and it frightens me

    Please guide me towards the path of salvation

    ~~~ Dark Lord Jonathan "FatalCross90" ~~~


  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Hey, you asked me to sign your yearbook. So I wrote a poem.

    If you like it you should join our goth poetry group. We meet after school in the back room of the community theater.

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts

    If you like it you should join our goth poetry group.

    MORE INFORMATION PLEASE

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts

    Circa 1991 my mans n'nem had a pair of those but with British flags on the toe.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts

    If you like it you should join our goth poetry group.

    MORE INFORMATION PLEASE

    He was an outsider

    They called him a freak at school

    But this didn't worry him

    He had always been an outsider

    Wrapped in a veil of darkness

    His secrets lay hidden away

    He played the guitar

    He learnt a few chords

    And started to write his own songs

    He listened to Nightwish and Within Temptation

    I felt a bond, kindred spirits

    He welcomed the darkness into his soul

    Soon he would try to find a place in the world

    He attended a few gothic nightclubs

    And made a few friends

    They decided to form a band

    Their following grew

    They performed in small gigs around their hometown

    And then further a field around the whole of Norway

    Soon they were climbing the charts

    Their album went to number one

    They started to perform at large festivals

    The fans could be counted in the hundreds of thousands

    This child was lonely no more

    A hundred thousand kindred spirits calling out his name

    So many lonely souls looking for a guiding light

    All united in a moment of tranquility and enlightenment

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts

    Circa 1991 my mans n'nem had a pair of those but with British flags on the toe.

    now i know youre not gon show up to the drama clurb talken that mish mash. let me hear your goth talk.

  • Circa 1991 my mans n'nem had a pair of those but with British flags on the toe.

    Wait...I think I know your mans n'nem!

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts

  • Faux is more of a Standard Poodle dude.

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    sears portrait studios was out of poodles that day?

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts

    Circa 1991 my mans n'nem had a pair of those but with British flags on the toe.

    now i know youre not gon show up to the drama clurb talken that mish mash. let me hear your goth talk.

    Very well:

    A match is struck

    Bringing light to the void

    Young Lord Rillz, he of the twisted turns of phrase

    Reads the words of Dark Lord Jonathan

    And realizes the story told

    Of youthful industrial noise bands

    And massive popularity amongst clueless Norwegians

    Is as his own

    Two dusky souls have connected

    Across the cold void of cyberspace

    A dark alliance is formed

    To what end?

    Only the seers and oracles know

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Question: does anyone have any thoughts on how much red and/or purple one can work into one's look without compromising one's essential goth identity?

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    i have a question too: when yall goths fornicate it, how long does it take to get all that gear off? or do you all do the pull ur weiner thru the pants pee hole thing?

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    do the pull ur weiner thru the pants pee hole thing

    I hate my body.

    And when I make love, my leather is cold and unforgiving.

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    oh man you guys are hurting me with the funny!

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    ps

    buster from arrested development and the white ho from hustle and flow where in the house!!!!!!! not that i saw or recognized them but thats what someone told me.

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    pss

    more importantly, asprin and spaceghost where also spotted. and i actually saw those superstars.

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    do the pull ur weiner thru the pants pee hole thing

    I hate my body.

    And when I make love, my leather is cold and unforgiving.

    Though I clothe my physical manifestation in the color of midnight when I walk the earth, I remain pure as the driven snow.


    [color:white]Which is to say, I haven't consummated my love for any of my goth princesses yet.[/color]

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts

    VIRGEN BIRDCALL?
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