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skel
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Jaffa Cakes. The taxman tried to classify these as biscuits, but some scientifico came on the scene and proved that they were cakes. UK government lost out on millions in tax. HA!You can't eat one without eating the whole lot. Dip it in the tea. One second, two tops, otherwise your tea will be a sludgefest. Eat, consume, devour. Then feel ill for the rest of the day. Brown sludgy toilet ickyness ensues. A true story, happened to me last night.
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Got any more cookie stories?
no; why don't you supply one?
Everyone is holding some favoured cookie snacks, I'd be interested to see what you are rocking at the moment.
Either I want to feel superior, or I want to nod appreciatively. Or I want some new ideas for the replenishment of the empty jar.
but i like cookies and drop. in general
I can eat kiloos without gettin sick.
they look slightly evil and....Egyptian.
not 'rocking' any cookies at the moment. I'm not big on sweets/candy/coookies.
Just finished a half grilled chicked on bread with mayo/sambal whilst sitting down on my new carpet.
no, I'm sure it's good
Just stunned that you prefer that to the sweet and sticky things in life
I suppose we're all either for the sweet or the savoury
and then I went out to buy a fresh pair of jeans and while in the fitting room discovered my face was still covered in chicken/mayo/sambal.
However, I still ride firm for these, when the Mrs gets them in:
HAIL TEH ANZAC
Although...
OK I will treat you to my finest culinary creation.
The Dramgestive:
Take one big scotch glass.
Half fill with Drambuie.
Dip in a McVities Chocolate Digestive to around 1/3 in.
Take it out.
Light the wet end of the biscuit if you are trying to impress.
Neck it as the Dram melts the chocolate.
....in awe........
that's not just something you accidentally stumble upon
Gordon Ramsay reveal thyself!