Yuichi: Hot Pockets for Breakfast???Why?
DB_Cooper
Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
I thought you were a nut and berry man. Must you continue to keep me up nights, worrying about your breakfast regimen?
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I've had one of those and an apple this morning and have been running to the men's room all day.
I believe you have me confused with some vegan in Frisco.
Anyone here seen Jim Gaffigan's routine on hot pockets?
Good stuff. That being said, them shits are dirty.
(I won't lie, these are still in print though.)
Serious offers only.
Breakfast Hot Pockets? "Good morning! You're about to call in sick!"
I saw Jim Gaffigan on Law and Order last night. That was strange but cool.
Hot Pockets have too many preservatives in them. Get rid of em'!
A dealer (Ralphs) had quantity, so I acquired them. Now I am dumping them through the internet, Pierre "You Lied" style.
My work productivity is done already...
That's actually a quote from Jim Gaffigan's routine. The whole bit on Hot Pockets is dope. If you enjoy food-related stand-up, or stand-up in general really, dude is top-notch.
diarrhea pockettttttssssss......
Saw him live a couple weeks ago, dude KILLED. 2 hour set of pure hilarity.
Pony were you in Hawaii? Your brooklyn radio show replacement threw a shout that you were. Good show never-less.
Have you seen the new Hot Pocket Hot Pockets? It's got a Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket.
OH SHIT. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Laughing hysterically at my computer monitor = clearly not doing any work.
If that's the Chicago Theater last year I was at that show. Very funny. A lot of stuff I had heard before but great nonetheless. Jim Gaffigan is one of those rare comics that are really really funny but you could still listen to him with your parents. Or your teenage children. I ride.
but have you had the hot pocket hot pocket? they put a hot pocket inside a hot pocket. it taste just like a hot pocket.