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You Punks Wanna Rumble?

iron_monkeyiron_monkey 985 Posts
edited January 2008 in Strut Central
I just noticed that there are 125 unregistered users lurking on here right now... How many do you think are from thebreaks.com?(yes, I'm THAT bored)You folls speak up or get outta here.. SCRAM!!!

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  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    I THINK THE-BREAKS.COM IS A WEAK ASS FORUM. THOSE WHO GRADUATE FROM THE-BREAKS WITH SUPREME KNOWLEDGE OF HUBERT LAWS CTI, COMES TO SOULSTRUT TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS, TITTIES, AND PRIVATE LATIN FUNK.
  • iron_monkeyiron_monkey 985 Posts
    It's just funny to me that they "hate our guts" but yet, know EVERYTHING we discuss here.

    I dunno... why don't they post up so we can settle the score... air out our differences.... jpeg them into submission... let's do this!
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    I think "we" are just as fascinated with the other forum. Okay player?
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    It's just funny to me that they "hate our guts" but yet, know EVERYTHING we discuss here.

    I dunno... why don't they post up so we can settle the score... air out our differences.... jpeg them into submission... let's do this!

    fuck jpgs I'm in New Mexico now, I can carry a gun.
  • iron_monkeyiron_monkey 985 Posts
    I think "we" are just as fascinated with the other forum. Okay player?

    Well yeah... but mostly for comedic reasons.
  • DurtDurt 9 Posts
    What???s up SS, Habitual lurker here from Austin. I read all the record forums but have not pledged my loyalty to any board (although SS is my fav.)...I???m just in it for the knowledge, please drop some, Thanks.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    I think "we" are just as fascinated with the other forum. Okay player?

    Well yeah... but mostly for comedic reasons.

    "Okay player?" was supposed to be a pun....like in Okayplayer.
  • iron_monkeyiron_monkey 985 Posts
    I think "we" are just as fascinated with the other forum. Okay player?

    Well yeah... but mostly for comedic reasons.

    "Okay player?" was supposed to be a pun....like in Okayplayer.

    Ahhhh.... I have no idea what that is..... you see, I'm very
  • iron_monkeyiron_monkey 985 Posts
    What???s up SS, Habitual lurker here from Austin. I read all the record forums but have not pledged my loyalty to any board (although SS is my fav.)...I???m just in it for the knowledge, please drop some, Thanks.


    One guy outta 125?

    What a buncha jagoffs!

    Hey, what's up foolio... thanks for coming out & saying hello. Now it's time for you to pledge your loyalty to this forum.

    Tell us...

    How did you hear about the strut?
    How many rekkids you got?
    What are some of your most prized joints?
    What's the most you've ever spent on a record?
    Which record do you lose sleep over because you got outbid at the last minute?
    What does Pap mean?
    In what way are a red bicycle, a croissant shop, a broken Donna Summer record, a small French boy and DJ Leacy connected?
    Who was the soulstrutter that called someone a shitbird?
    Which soulstrutter(s) discovered Mingering Mike?

    If you can answer these, you truly (like us) have no life....
  • DurtDurt 9 Posts
    Your right, this is the best record forum so here is my attempt at a pledge;

    This is my forum.

    There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

    Soul Strut is my best friend. It is my life.

    I must master it as I must master my life.

    Soul Strut without me is useless. Without my Soul Strut, I am useless.

    I must fire my mouth true.

    I must son my enemy who is trying to son me.

    I must son him before he sons me. I will...

    My soul strut and myself know that what counts in the record game is not the rounds we fire,

    the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.

    We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

    My soul strut is human, even as I, because it is my life.

    Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

    I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
    its sights, and its graemlinz.

    I will ever guard it against the ravages of breaks.com deushbags.

    I will keep my soul strutt clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

    We will become part of each other. We will...

    Before God I swear this creed.

    My soul strutt and myself are the defenders of my country.

    We are the masters of our enemy.

    We are the saviors of my life.

    So be it, until there is no the-breaks.com , but PEACE.


    As far as my record background goes;

    I got about 2500-3000 records at the moment. I have always been a DJ first and a collector 2nd so most of the joints that I have copped will not impress any of you because they are just the party jams. I really dont bid on records online, I preffer to find them in the dollar bins. However I am getting older and aquiring a taste for the raers and that is what brought me to the forums. I found out about soul-strut from someone on another forum talking shit about yall, so I had to come here to see what all the noise was about and I havn't left yet. As far as all the other questions I cant answer without looking them up, but I will just to get up to speed on my SS history.
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    Your right, this is the best record forum so here is my attempt at a pledge;

    This is my forum.

    There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

    Soul Strut is my best friend. It is my life.

    I must master it as I must master my life.

    Soul Strut without me is useless. Without my Soul Strut, I am useless.

    I must fire my mouth true.

    I must son my enemy who is trying to son me.

    I must son him before he sons me. I will...

    My soul strut and myself know that what counts in the record game is not the rounds we fire,

    the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.

    We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

    My soul strut is human, even as I, because it is my life.

    Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

    I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
    its sights, and its graemlinz.

    I will ever guard it against the ravages of breaks.com deushbags.

    I will keep my soul strutt clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

    We will become part of each other. We will...

    Before God I swear this creed.

    My soul strutt and myself are the defenders of my country.

    We are the masters of our enemy.

    We are the saviors of my life.

    So be it, until there is no the-breaks.com , but PEACE.


    As far as my record background goes;

    I got about 2500-3000 records at the moment. I have always been a DJ first and a collector 2nd so most of the joints that I have copped will not impress any of you because they are just the party jams. I really dont bid on records online, I preffer to find them in the dollar bins. However I am getting older and aquiring a taste for the raers and that is what brought me to the forums. I found out about soul-strut from someone on another forum talking shit about yall, so I had to come here to see what all the noise was about and I havn't left yet. As far as all the other questions I cant answer without looking them up, but I will just to get up to speed on my SS history.

    FUCK ALL THAT NOISE SHOW US YOUR PONY[/b]
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    I THINK THE-BREAKS.COM IS A WEAK ASS FORUM. THOSE WHO GRADUATE FROM THE-BREAKS WITH SUPREME KNOWLEDGE OF HUBERT LAWS CTI, COMES TO SOULSTRUT TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS, TITTIES, AND PRIVATE LATIN FUNK.

    Freddie Hubbard ???Polar AC??? LP. Original pressing on CTI. Released in 1975.

    Cover/Record = EX/EX (superficial marks)

    Great and underrated jazz-funk LP. Possibly one of CTI???s best titles.
    Solid all the way through.[/b]



    All records come in a stiff cardboard mailer with extra padding.
    If you wish for insurance, please notify me. I do not assume
    responsibility for in-transit accidents.

    Shipping to U.S. = $5 Media, $8 Priority

    Shipping to Canada = $8

    Shipping to Japan/Europe/Australia = $15

    If multiple items are won, I will combine shipping costs.
  • DurtDurt 9 Posts
    I don't have a pony at the moment but if I did it would prolly look like this;

  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    SNOW FIGHT!!
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts


  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts
    I don't have a pony at the moment but if I did it would prolly look like this;




    Welcome. That pledge was pretty dope too....had me laughing at work. Good job.
  • DJPrestigeDJPrestige 1,710 Posts
    I don't have a pony at the moment but if I did it would prolly look like this;




    Welcome. That pledge was pretty dope too....had me laughing at work. Good job.

    well played, well played.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Your right, this is the best record forum so here is my attempt at a pledge;

    This is my forum.

    There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

    Soul Strut is my best friend. It is my life.

    I must master it as I must master my life.

    Soul Strut without me is useless. Without my Soul Strut, I am useless.

    I must fire my mouth true.

    I must son my enemy who is trying to son me.

    I must son him before he sons me. I will...

    My soul strut and myself know that what counts in the record game is not the rounds we fire,

    the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.

    We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

    My soul strut is human, even as I, because it is my life.

    Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

    I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
    its sights, and its graemlinz.

    I will ever guard it against the ravages of breaks.com deushbags.

    I will keep my soul strutt clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

    We will become part of each other. We will...

    Before God I swear this creed.

    My soul strutt and myself are the defenders of my country.

    We are the masters of our enemy.

    We are the saviors of my life.

    So be it, until there is no the-breaks.com , but PEACE.


    As far as my record background goes;



    This rates EXTREMELY high for a lurker poast. WELL DONE, GOOD SIR.
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