Who rocks a fireplace DVD?
Gary
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I do.Fess up. 
Gary
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NOTE: Use of Fireplace DVD will NOT warm house. Fire is simulated and can not be used to burn anything.
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!
psych i rock a real fireplace
no??
Maybe you'd rather relax to the ambience of a party.
Nothing relaxes me like throbbing bass and strobe lights.
Pass the bon bons sweetheart, this is nice.
Not cool dude. This is for people that don't have real fireplaces.
Or real kittens or a real party.
in a bizarre twist of residential fate, we have two. we have to block them off when they're not in use though cause one of my cats climbs up the chimney. The first time we caught her (and last time she she attempted it), all we saw was her tail rapidly disappearing.
Why waste precious time and energy trying to 'control' the thoughts and actions of your woman when you can automate the process? At the push of a button each control delivers eighteen hilarious verbal one-offs and accompanying sound effects. Requires two AAA batteries (not included).
Nothing says fun like this though:
You can't help Harry to see the light, it's too late. Harry is already dead! But Harry can help you to switch on your lights.
The subject has now been changed to desktop curling.
Desktop curling game
Based on the exciting Winter Olympic game just roll your 'stones' (playing pieces) as close to the centre of the 'house' (target) as possible, while knocking your opponent's shots out of the way. Game includes six stones (three per player), each with a ball bearing base for easy-glide movement. Includes a roll-up target that adheres instantly to desk or table and peels off without leaving a residue, plus two mini curling broom pencils to help you keep score.
hAHAHA
man i love this thread!
Its one of the hardest decisions to make all year.
Maybe I'll get something that will baffle the office, like this:
Co-worker: Uh, what the hell
Me: What? Maxine? Dude she's hilarious!!! I'm myself today.... HAHAHAHA!!!
Or maybe I could hang my own private mind garden on the wall:
HAHAHAHA
would it be totally hella gaysexual if I got a covered bridge calenar? I think they are neat.
winamp dancing girl plugin
You can use these for your own calender if you want.
January:
Everybody looks a little ugly next to a rainbow.
February
You don't have a valentine? Thats really sad. Even compared to starving children.
March
Now is the time to reflect on your favorite childhood memories.
Is Barry Manilow providing a fine display of "rapper hands"?
April
Be Cautious. Honor thy Neighbor.
May
Don't let friends drink cheap beer.