can you tell if these are shitty records?

FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
edited November 2007 in Strut Central
that boxed set in the middle scares me.

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  • they suck

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    Craig's List related?

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    damn. that was fast. frickin pro. glad you're eating enough fiber.

  • yes

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    Craig's List related?

    estate sale mailing list. i usually have to slap around too many crustards to even confirm the montavanti infestation.

  • too many crustards


  • I am having flashbacks where I smell mothballs and cedar chips.

  • Deep_SangDeep_Sang 1,081 Posts
    I see a Boscoe, second section from the left.

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    I am having flashbacks where I smell someone's grandma.

  • I am having flashbacks where I smell someone's grandma.

    Yea, like i said mothballs and cedar chips, but this can be grandpa too.

    "You kids like Lawrence Welk?"

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    I am having flashbacks where I smell someone's grandma.

    Yea, like i said mothballs and cedar chips, but this can be grandpa too.

    "You kids like Lawrence Welk?"

    Or if they are really rockin' it, some Mac Davis.

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    I am having flashbacks where I smell someone's grandma.

    Yea, like i said mothballs and cedar chips, but this can be grandpa too.

    "You kids like Lawrence Welk?"

    He's talking about his dude who came up to me at SA in Petersburg* and told me about his huge valuable collection of 'jazz'. He kept them in his garage. Meticulously cleaned and placed in thick plastic sleeves. Apparently he had a snake living the garage, so he put thousands of mothballs all over the floor. It was about 110 degrees and we were wheezing and choking on the toxic fumes. Dude had the complete Welk, 101 strings, etc. discographies. You name it. I gave it a good effort hoping for the Space 101 strings or some shit, but nothing. I almost died. Pulled the Martin Denny 'Taste of India' and fell into the car. I needed to go directly to an eyewash station. Motherfucker didn't even have a Ramsey Lewis record. He was really nice, but I wanted to kill him.









    *ps there are NO records in Petersburg. keep driving.

  • I am having flashbacks where I smell someone's grandma.

    Yea, like i said mothballs and cedar chips, but this can be grandpa too.

    "You kids like Lawrence Welk?"

    He's talking about his dude who came up to me at SA in Petersburg* and told me about his huge valuable collection of 'jazz'. He kept them in his garage. Meticulously cleaned and placed in thick plastic sleeves. Apparently he had a snake living the garage, so he put thousands of mothballs all over the floor. It was about 110 degrees and we were wheezing and choking on the toxic fumes. Dude had the complete Welk, 101 strings, etc. discographies. You name it. I gave it a good effort hoping for the Space 101 strings or some shit, but nothing. I almost died. Pulled the Martin Denny 'Taste of India' and fell into the car. I needed to go directly to an eyewash station. Motherfucker didn't even have a Ramsey Lewis record. He was really nice, but I wanted to kill him.


    *ps there are NO records in Petersburg. keep driving.

    Truly Horrible

  • mitch miller, bitches.

  • TabaskoTabasko 1,357 Posts
    the flower arrangement in the bottom of the pic spells STREISAND and MANILOW

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    the flower arrangement in the bottom of the pic spells STREISAND and MANILOW


  • sbonesbone 144 Posts
    AHHHH dont front on grandma's records ...
    i found some crazy ish at mine!

  • waxjunkywaxjunky 1,849 Posts


    that boxed set in the middle scares me.

    There's not enough for them to be any good.

  • spelunkspelunk 3,400 Posts
    Buy them for the shelving units.

  • you might want to reconsider.


    I work at a CSI lab here in SF and I ran your image through some of our equipment. I did a few zooms and tried to clarify something that I thought I could see hiding. Turns out I was right. Hope this helps you decide whether or not to go to that estate sale. PM me with any donations or trades.





  • spelunkspelunk 3,400 Posts
    INSTANT SS CLASSIC.

  • you might want to reconsider.


    I work at a CSI lab here in SF and I ran your image through some of our equipment. I did a few zooms and tried to clarify something that I thought I could see hiding. Turns out I was right. Hope this helps you decide whether or not to go to that estate sale. PM me with any donations or trades.





    Yo, what craigslisting is that...I want those UNITS.

    That BOSCOE is a re-issue by the way

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts


    Is that a laser disk player on top?

    Hmm, they might not even be records.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts


    Is that a laser disk player on top?

    Hmm, they might not even be records.

    No it is a Harmon Kardon FL8300 5 disc CD player.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts


    Is that a laser disk player on top?

    Hmm, they might not even be records.

    No it is a Harmon Kardon FL8300 5 disc CD player.

    Damn. Out sleuthed by a pro.

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    INSTANT SS CLASSIC.

    5 stars
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