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Underappreciated posts rediscovery

pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
edited November 2007 in Strut Central
Its humourous rap related and references to white people...thus SS at its best
the vest sweater wearer, action figurine package tearer, the novelty tie rocker, self inflicted cock blocker, the mayonaise spreader, the watch french flick double header, the wannabe big thinker, soy milk drinker, the sandal on the foot guy, the 'gee they seem scary' dont even look guy, the shook guy, the 'will people think im smart' if I say I read this book guy, the police teller, the hair geller, the inaccurately described record seller, the scented candle smeller, the fruit of the loom appologist, the amateur psyhcologist, the self apointed this is why they flopped dead career pathologist, the im trying real hard but im as cool as an ologist, the side parting comber, the small boner, the frequent mom phoner, the friday night home aloner, the girl not haver, the sock stabber, the recycled paper bagger, the mr send cheap cheese and wine hamper

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  • HamHam 872 Posts
    haha yes. wasnt that dolo?


    this whole thread is a little underappreciated: http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=crates&Number=952751&fpart=&PHPSESSID=

    take that shit to the breaks at it's finest.

    also this one, when spidey shows up:

    http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=crates&Number=965737&fpart=&PHPSESSID=
  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts
    Its humourous rap related and references to white people...thus SS at its best



    the vest sweater wearer, action figurine package tearer, the novelty tie rocker, self inflicted cock blocker, the mayonaise spreader, the watch french flick double header, the wannabe big thinker, soy milk drinker, the sandal on the foot guy, the 'gee they seem scary' dont even look guy, the shook guy, the 'will people think im smart' if I say I read this book guy, the police teller, the hair geller, the inaccurately described record seller, the scented candle smeller, the fruit of the loom appologist, the amateur psyhcologist, the self apointed this is why they flopped dead career pathologist, the im trying real hard but im as cool as an ologist, the side parting comber, the small boner, the frequent mom phoner, the friday night home aloner, the girl not haver, the sock stabber, the recycled paper bagger, the mr send cheap cheese and wine hamper


    Holy schitt....what post was this in?
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts


    Actually, "Spidey" had already been fighting
    crime on Soul Strut for over 2 years by then.
  • wholewheatwholewheat 437 Posts


    Actually, "Spidey" had already been fighting
    crime on Soul Strut for over 2 years by then.

    I think he means the real spidey.
  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    Its humourous rap related and references to white people...thus SS at its best



    the vest sweater wearer, action figurine package tearer, the novelty tie rocker, self inflicted cock blocker, the mayonaise spreader, the watch french flick double header, the wannabe big thinker, soy milk drinker, the sandal on the foot guy, the 'gee they seem scary' dont even look guy, the shook guy, the 'will people think im smart' if I say I read this book guy, the police teller, the hair geller, the inaccurately described record seller, the scented candle smeller, the fruit of the loom appologist, the amateur psyhcologist, the self apointed this is why they flopped dead career pathologist, the im trying real hard but im as cool as an ologist, the side parting comber, the small boner, the frequent mom phoner, the friday night home aloner, the girl not haver, the sock stabber, the recycled paper bagger, the mr send cheap cheese and wine hamper


    Holy schitt....what post was this in?

    It was luscious fox reinvigorating this great post in context of the curb thread...which included another hilarious salsa lessons reference by batmon

    Great overlooked threads in this thread i had mised both and laughed...

    its great when threads happen in hilarious real time

    like that my son colect funk 45 thread that took my mouth off
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    The family across the street from my parents has an aging monkey. But it has grown obstreperous in its old age and and does not want to wear its clothes (I am not sure why this is a problem). Also it does not want to eat monkey food, only people food.
  • sonofsamsonofsam 680 Posts
    In commemoration of the lady on the platform this morning hollering into her bedazzled cellphone that she???s already given some unnamed him ???too many chances.???

    1. Two awkward lyrical references to pants:
    - ???Like baggy slacks / I???m crazy hip-hop??? (Guru in ???Mass Appeal???)
    - ???In your low-riding dungarees??? (Jahiem in ???Something New???)

    2. Two oblique similes:
    - ???Like a snowman with nipples???
    - ???Like sneezing with an erection???

    3. Two of the best things I???ve overheard in transit:
    - ???You can???t just fix a bubble jacket with some tape and walk around like that. I???ll tell you what the problem is: She think she Kelis.???
    - ???outlandish nougat???

    4. Two of the worst things I???ve overheard in transit:
    - ???Wassup, my Mengele????
    - ???The guy involved was a???well, I guess I???ll be ???politically correct??? and say that he was a negro???

    5. Two places I???ve been told (good-naturedly) by twentysomething black women that I look like I belong in:
    - ???one of those bars where they snap their fingers instead of clap???
    - ???Counting Crows???

    6. Two great songs with echo drums (Non-Dub Division):
    - ???Strawberry Fields Forever???
    - ???PSK (What Does It Mean)???

    7. Two things I would like to hear doubled-up and murdered by a skilled practitioner:
    - The horn stab in Odyssey???s ???Battened Ship??? (??????we all will be returning hooooome--bamp-ba-damp bamp bamp ba-damp [-that part]--Whoo!???)
    - The fuzzy guitar at the very top of Vitamin E???s ???Kiss Away???

    8. Two lasting legacies of record-dude culture:
    - Downtempo. Blazing and otherwise. Mostly otherwise.
    - Musically tainted--er, I mean, musically informed child and pet names. Daughters named Naima, sons named Miles, dogs named Rufus, goldfish named Thelonious, etc. etc.

    9. Two things for which I mistook the titular phrase of the then-unknown-to-me David Robinson???s ???I???m A Carpenter??? when hearing it up in the (noisy) clurb:
    - ???I???m a country man???
    - ???I look up to her???

    10. Two AOR sax solos and their breakbeat equivalents:
    - ???Baker Street??? = ???Apache???: Muscular, but dilutes its impact by appearing both at the beginning and the middle of the song.
    - ???Year Of The Cat??? = ???Funky Drummer???: Relatively brief, but hits hard, occurring as it does at the very climax of an excruciatingly deliberate buildup.

    11. Two innocent things I can???t really say any more thanks to because people think I???m talking about f*cking (thanks a lot, rap music):
    - ???cutting up???
    - ???crushing on???

    12. Two great uses of lyrical/onomatopoetical synthesis:
    - In ???Why Do Fools Fall In Love,??? right after Frankie Lymon sings ???Why does my heart / skip a crazy beat? / For I know...???, he sings ???It. Will. Meet. De. Feat.??? so that it sounds like an accelerating heartbeat.
    - In ???Buck 50,??? when Redman says ???a thirty-third of my brain is off / that explains why my language off??? and slurs the last part into ???lan-kwitchoff,??? precisely as if, you know, his language is off.

    13. Two great lyrical references to Chicago???s ???The Hawk??? that are not Lou Rawls???s ???Dead End Street???:
    - ???The Hawk can eat The Apple??? ??? Windy City (???Windy City Theme???)
    - ???I talk The Hawk / I flow up in this muhf*cka??? ??? Dude N??? Nem (???Watch My Feet???)

    14. Two ridiculous things flossed as neck jewelry in videos:
    - A cd on a string (Redhead Kingpin in ???Pump It Hottie???)
    - A hoagie-sized video camera (Large Professor in ???Actual Facts???)

    15. Two soul vocal bites that should be sampled by MOP:
    - ???He just takes what he wants??? (Eddy Giles, ???Soul Feeling???)
    - ???I???ve got a hammer / I???ve got a plan??? (Danny Woods, ???Working On A Building of Love???)

    16. Two remarkable names found in the credits for ???Little Bill???:
    - Fracaswell Hyman
    - Varnette P. Honeywood

    17. Two soul singers with names tailor-made for porn:
    - General Johnson
    - Major Lance

    18. Two inadvertently musical names:
    - The former temp at my office, Sally Walkes
    - My daughter???s Aunt Jackie

    19. Two really horrible names of performers at this spoken-word ???event??? in the plaza outside of my local record store:
    - Matt-ness
    - Chilligan

    20. Two acts of substitution that would make for really good album sides:
    - Putting ???Fate??? in place of ???We Can Work it Out??? on Side 1 of Chaka Khan???s What ???Cha Gonna Do For Me.
    - Putting ???Song For My Father??? in place of ???Sweet Georgia Brown??? on Side 1 of Groove Holmes???s Onsaya Joy.

    21. Two acts of editing that would make really good Prince songs even better:
    - Cutting the dumb tirade from the middle of ???Lady Cab Driver???
    - Fading out ???If I was Your Girlfriend??? before the silly shit at the end

    22. Two rappers-rapping-over-television-theme-songs that I would like to hear:
    - Big Daddy Kane rapping over Hawaii Five-0
    - Camp Lo rapping over Moonlighting


    Please feel free to add on.
  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts


    Actually, "Spidey" had already been fighting
    crime on Soul Strut for over 2 years by then.

    I think he means the real spidey.

    I'm still the real Spidey. Forget that one from the grave.

    - spidey
  • facesdfacesd 236 Posts
    I believe this was in reference to some video game thread. No idea who wrote this but its genius:

    It does amaze me though that all you kids out there pop all this high profile shit about games and whose who and what game is cool and which game is wack, who sucks what, check out my mediocre (at best!) high score, teabag this, negro that, cracker said what type shit but none of you have jared at ebgames' number? Mad kids are sitting here watching what you cats are poppin off on and thinking you know what the deal is. Its mostly hilarious due to the fact that I would assume 80% of you fucks are beginning gamers. "Ohhh I beat Punch Out/Kung Fu/Mega Man...YAY!" Are you Frickin' kids joking? "Whats the most you spend on games? Fuck that I only do the dollar bins cause THATS where the deals come into play!" You kids are Frickin' herbs and Ill be the first and last to say it. On some price shit still?!?!? Cmon! Games are worth what they are worth to that individual player. Dont Frickin' hate on some newbie cause they dont know their shit yet. WE WERE ALL THERE ONCE! Dont step up to the plate on some high roller big baller I got skills gaming and you dont shit unless you have heat. Which most of you DONT! The funniest thing is is that Ive played against some of you kids over the years and you cant play for SHIT! Word up! CAN'T PLAY SHIT! You sit on the mighty soulstrut board and pop knowledge about shit you know NOTHING about. None of you game for real. None of you are tracking down old nintendo powers or game zeros and getting cheat codes. None of you are learning about the culture of gaming. You just sit there with your silly emulators and pop like you know but you dont. You Frickin' run down to the nickel and dime spots and pick up some game on your break from school/work/television with some negro surrounded by whiteys on the cover with afros and think you got a Frickin' winner. Frickin' punk ass little kids with your Frickin' brand new ps portable trying to out-shine the next little rascal. Are you all for real?
  • Tonearm_RobberyTonearm_Robbery 699 Posts


    Actually, "Spidey" had already been fighting
    crime on Soul Strut for over 2 years by then.

    I think he means the real spidey.

    I'm still the real Spidey. Forget that one from the grave.

    - spidey


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