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Douche

HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
edited October 2007 in Strut Central
Plaese to stop using this word!!!Why? Well, let me put it this way...There is a certain type of person who latches onto suddenly popular words like this one...so by using it, you are basically aligning yourself with the worst type of impressionable hipsteur trash imaginable. Might as well do a key bump and put on a trucker hat while you're at it.
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  • thropethrope 750 Posts
    what if i've been saying douche for like 7 years and am not a hipster?

    should i seek a physician?
  • PATXPATX 2,820 Posts
    DIME BAR
  • thropethrope 750 Posts
    ahh i just realized, maybe still talking like i did 7 years ago is the problem.

    hmm...
  • djkingottodjkingotto 1,704 Posts
    i've only started saying this again. usually followed by "bag." it seems to sum up certian personalities pretty well, as does "jackass."
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    what if i've been saying douche for like 7 years and am not a hipster?

    C'mon now, you know this is you...

  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    Can't do it. It's too great a word. I can't help it if other douches have ruint it for ya.
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    What about "Douchetard"?
  • thropethrope 750 Posts
    honestly i've never heard this 'douchebag user = hipster' thing at all

    local austin experience related?
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts


    it's a shame the hipsters have appropriated the kaffiyeh, which is otherwise such a righteous symbol of resistance.
  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    honestly i've never heard this 'douchebag user = hipster' thing at all

    local austin experience related?

    Who knows? Most of my local austin experience takes place in my living room. I'm not in the streets like this dude.

    I just want to know....come the Archaic revolution, will my continued usage of the word "douche" have me on the outside looking in?
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    What about "Douchetard"?

    Even worse...uber-hipsteurs trying to stray from the hipsteur pack, but not by all too much.

  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    Okay Harvey, who called you a douche today??
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    honestly i've never heard this 'douchebag user = hipster' thing at all

    local austin experience related?

    Who knows? Most of my local austin experience takes place in my living room. I'm not in the streets like this dude.

    I just want to know....come the Archaic revolution, will my continued usage of the word "douche" have me on the outside looking in?

    If you've got the proper Wes Chandler jersey on, you can say anything you want and still be down.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Okay Harvey, who called you a douche today??

    No one yet...but I'm sure Womisah is only a few posts away.
  • undertheradarundertheradar 619 Posts
    honestly i've never heard this 'douchebag user = hipster' thing at all

    local austin experience related?

    Who knows? Most of my local austin experience takes place in my living room. I'm not in the streets like this dude.

    I just want to know....come the Archaic revolution, will my continued usage of the word "douche" have me on the outside looking in?

    If you've got the proper Wes Chandler jersey on, you can say anything you want and still be down.

    GP, is this the Chandler jersey you have???

  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    I picked that shit up from my dad. He's off the handle with douchebag while driving. Essentially any car in front of his is prime fodder for douchebagitization. I say douchebag. I'm not a hipster.

    Maybe we can get Raj to moderate it so that instead of douchebag a picture of a crotch louse smoking a blunt shows up.
  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    WHAT THE FUNK IS A CROTCH LOUSE?
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    honestly i've never heard this 'douchebag user = hipster' thing at all

    local austin experience related?

    Who knows? Most of my local austin experience takes place in my living room. I'm not in the streets like this dude.

    I just want to know....come the Archaic revolution, will my continued usage of the word "douche" have me on the outside looking in?

    If you've got the proper Wes Chandler jersey on, you can say anything you want and still be down.

    GP, is this the Chandler jersey you have???


    ^^^OUTSIDE LOOKING IN.^^^
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    I'm not a hipster.


  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    WHAT THE FUNK IS A CROTCH LOUSE?




  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts


    ^^^INNER SANCTUM.^^^
  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts







    Please to kiss my dick officer.
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    ^^Please not to unload your personal photobucket account on us.^^

    Doucheknob.
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    What about "Douchetard"?

    Even worse...uber-hipsteurs trying to stray from the hipsteur pack, but not by all too much.


    Is that Shep Messing?
  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    ^^Please not to unload your personal photobucket account on us.^^

    Doucheknob.

    Sure thing, in which thread would you like the photos of me being youthful old sir?
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    you lost me
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    Please to kiss my dick officer.


    WHOA, who got the photo of Paycheck with his college intramural team?
  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    you lost me
    NO, I FOUND YOU!
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    dude you are seriously creeping me out
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