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When I came hooooome laaaast niiiiight...

TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
edited August 2007 in Strut Central
This is my Photoshop rendition of what I encountered in my apartment hallway en route to my apartment at 3:45AM.I guess I could / should have added the "Z-Z-Z-Z" snoring sound effects too, but you get the idea.

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  • dstill808dstill808 704 Posts
    BALLIN'!!!
  • 1219197712191977 323 Posts
    So your boyfriend was passed out in the hallway, so what. It happens all the time.
  • SnagglepusSnagglepus 1,756 Posts
    Looks like a good album cover to me.
  • TREWTREW 2,037 Posts
    It happens all the time.

    of course you're speaking from experience so we believe you.

    mike, can you put Alphonso Ribiero's face on the pic? thanks.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
  • crossingscrossings 946 Posts
    you should print that drawing out and stick it on that dude's door.
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    AHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHA

    shirt + socks - pants = NAGL
    this is too much
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    AYOOOOO, AIIIIIIIGHHHHHT?
  • BurnsBurns 2,227 Posts
    He's not Jewish?

    White Homo Breakz cover?
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts


    shirt + socks - pants = NAGL


    My girl's co-worker secretly admitted that her boyfriend sleeps/walks around in the morning in nothing but a t-shirt

    That shit makes a grown man look about 10 years old... nalgas
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
    walks around in the morning in nothing but a t-shirt

    I've heard this look referred to as "Going Macho" ... but adding socks and subtracting consciousness really fucks with the equation.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    walks around in the morning in nothing but a t-shirt

    I've heard this look referred to as "Going Macho" ... but adding socks and subtracting consciousness really fucks with the equation.

    Oh no doubt. I think adding socks to any stage of undress always makes things funnier

    On the term "Going macho"... I find the, uh, "look" terribly emasculating. It reminds me of being like 6 years old in the backyard with my lil homie poking out from under an Incredible Hulk t-shirt.
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    You should have drawn a chalk outline around him.
  • cascas 1,484 Posts
    You should have drawn a chalk outline around him.

    HAHA!

    o.j. on the run says...
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
    You should have drawn a chalk outline around him.

    I have some yellow CAUTION tape that I was contemplating putting around him too.
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    walks around in the morning in nothing but a t-shirt

    I've heard this look referred to as "Going Macho"

    i think it should be called "Worst Thing in the World"
  • karlophonekarlophone 1,697 Posts
    cosign on that being an album cover. im thinking early 90s indie, like sub-pop or something.... sunny day real estate?

    i love how the johnson has way more detail than the hands or face! hahaha
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts

    i love how the johnson has way more detail


    Are we still allowed to PAUSE things?
  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    that's very dangerous! with as many harmful STDs out there as there are - no man should go uncircumcised!
  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
    cosign on that being an album cover. im thinking early 90s indie, like sub-pop or something.... sunny day real estate?
    I was thinking the same exact band before I finished reading the second sentence.
  • alieNDNalieNDN 2,181 Posts
    This is my Photoshop rendition of what I encountered in my apartment hallway en route to my apartment at 3:45AM.



    I guess I could / should have added the "Z-Z-Z-Z" snoring sound effects too, but you get the idea.

    this is the funniest graphic i've seen in ages. everyone should be forced to do photoshop renditions of the events they relate on message boards.
  • gravelheadwrapgravelheadwrap corn 948 Posts
    about two weeks ago my friend passed out like that and he got pissed on by an unknown person hahahahahahah

    so nasty
  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    just out of curiosity, is this a dude that lives in your building? he's gonna have some splaing to do. you may just burst out laughing next time you see him. peace, stein. . .
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
    I can only assume he lives in the building. I only know a few people in my building as I'm rarely home and, when I am, I'm inside and not makin' friends. But yeah, I'm wondering if there is some kind of next step he has like taping up some kind of written apology to the building residents.
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    Oh damn, I hella remember this thread! MAN MIKE! You need to poast more.
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    I couldn't resist.

    that picture is epic, and needs to be an album cover.
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    The first rule of ghost bumps is you never reveal your ghost bump.

    The second rule of ghost bumps is you never reveal your ghost bump.
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    The first rule of ghost bumps is you never reveal your ghost bump.

    The second rule of ghost bumps is you never reveal your ghost bump.

    FAILED THE FIGHT CLUB
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    When I came home last night, I was just drunk and cold enough...to take a bath.

    True story.
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