Dude, have you ever grabbed a girl's ass and squeezed it when she had those implants? Talk about the wiener shrinker.
Gimme the underoos wackoff-a-con girl anyday.
I never felt a silicon ass before.
They are usually saline. I can deal with the boobs if they are layered right and built up over time, but those ass pads are exactly that! Asspads. They feel like chuck roasts in a polysleeve. No thanks. But hey, I'm an assman. Flabby, lumpy, flat, round--whatevar. Don't give a fuck. Just real.
Dude, have you ever grabbed a girl's ass and squeezed it when she had those implants? Talk about the wiener shrinker.
Gimme the underoos wackoff-a-con girl anyday.
I never felt a silicon ass before.
They are usually saline. I can deal with the boobs if they are layered right and built up over time, but those ass pads are exactly that! Asspads. They feel like chuck roasts in a polysleeve. No thanks. But hey, I'm an assman. Flabby, lumpy, flat, round--whatevar. Don't give a fuck. Just real.
No doubt. are u suggesting that first model's Badoonka is fake?
them ain't natural lumps. and yes that's kinda girl that has a ding dong. and you can rest assured that "girl's" picture has been airbrushed to kingdom cum.
I mean, as much as I think fake boobs are gross, at least I can understand a woman wanting to enhance them and having no option but cosmetic surgery. (I guess)
But if a chick just wants a bigger ass, all she has to do is eat a box of Devil Dogs every day, washed down with a cake batter ice cream milkshake. Repeat every day for 1 month and ~ BAM! ~ instant love cushion.
1) I am tired of the "white girl butt" stereotype. I am white and I have a big ole butt I cannot lie. So does my Mom - it's genetic. It's just where I put on weight. And many of my white friends are well endowed. Also I have black friends who are pretty flat in that area. It's not a racial thing. It's more about how you choose to emphasize it, or de-emphasize it. Clothes and posture can make a huge difference.
PS I'm not bragging. It's just true. Unfortunately, it's summer and I have been following the icecream washed down with beer diet to cool me off. I would prefer much less junk in the trunk - so clothes would fit better...
2) Yes, fake butts are very popular. Also, they sell pants with butt pads and underwear that lift and seperate.
So, do I have to trot out the white man penis stereotype? I'm sure a lot of you paler posters (probably the very same who're all like - yeah, I can't stand those flat white-girl asses) are not packing too much heat in your Karl Kani's, nowhatimean?
I'm sure a lot of you paler posters (probably the very same who're all like - yeah, I can't stand those flat white-girl asses) are not packing too much heat in your Karl Kani's, nowhatimean?
if you are still wearing karl kani's, good luck meeting women, let alone getting naked with them.
1) I am tired of the "white girl butt" stereotype. I am white and I have a big ole butt I cannot lie. So does my Mom - it's genetic. It's just where I put on weight. And many of my white friends are well endowed. Also I have black friends who are pretty flat in that area. It's not a racial thing. It's more about how you choose to emphasize it, or de-emphasize it. Clothes and posture can make a huge difference.
I can vouch for this*. White girls have ASS these days.
*To clarify, I'm not saying I can vouch for Ms. Record's claim of being a WGWA. Not yet at least.
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Gimme the underoos wackoff-a-con girl anyday.
I never felt a silicon ass before.
They are usually saline. I can deal with the boobs if they are layered right and built up over time, but those ass pads are exactly that! Asspads. They feel like chuck roasts in a polysleeve. No thanks. But hey, I'm an assman. Flabby, lumpy, flat, round--whatevar. Don't give a fuck. Just real.
No doubt. are u suggesting that first model's Badoonka is fake?
tits - yes
ass - I ll have to disagree w/ ya
them ain't natural lumps. and yes that's kinda girl that has a ding dong. and you can rest assured that "girl's" picture has been airbrushed to kingdom cum.
LOCATION ANYONE??????
I mean, as much as I think fake boobs are gross,
at least I can understand a woman wanting to enhance
them and having no option but cosmetic surgery. (I guess)
But if a chick just wants a bigger ass, all she has to do
is eat a box of Devil Dogs every day, washed down with a
cake batter ice cream milkshake. Repeat every day for 1 month
and ~ BAM! ~ instant love cushion.
TO SUMMARIZE:
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PS I'm not bragging. It's just true. Unfortunately, it's summer and I have been following the icecream washed down with beer diet to cool me off. I would prefer much less junk in the trunk - so clothes would fit better...
2) Yes, fake butts are very popular. Also, they sell pants with butt pads and underwear that lift and seperate.
3) Airbrushing, airbrushing, airbrushing! Or, photoshop, photoshop, photoshop!
So, do I have to trot out the white man penis stereotype? I'm sure a lot of you paler posters (probably the very same who're all like - yeah, I can't stand those flat white-girl asses) are not packing too much heat in your Karl Kani's, nowhatimean?
if you are still wearing karl kani's, good luck meeting women, let alone getting naked with them.
I can vouch for this*. White girls have ASS these days.
*To clarify, I'm not saying I can vouch for Ms. Record's claim of being a WGWA. Not yet at least.
(P.age M.e)
Genius.
Okay...
It's a beach snap. I'm a little pale and all, so don't make fun of me.
HERMY HERM = THE SOULSTRUT ASSBAMADOR
PHILLY PHILL = I LIKE TITTIES!
oh damn. for real?
you should have posted a less paparatzzi looking photo if you wanted to fool folls.
JESSICA CIRIO