White Pants
kitchenknight
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Thoughts?Too tropical?I picked up a pair of white cargoes a while back. I love 'em. Wife hates.She's out of town, so clearly, I'm wearing them out tonight.What is the 'Strut feeling? Keep in mind, I dress in a very unpopular Streetz fashion; i have worn both manpri length shorts and pink flip flops to Good Records NYC.I have a theory on Pink Flip Flops, but you sure as hell don't need to hear about that...Back on topic: White Pants.
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anyways, i got the last laugh...
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Hell Yeah! White Pants = Cell Phone Fellatio!
I'm already wearing 'em, so I'm rollin' with Herm tonight.
In the winter? Fuck that, gimme the earthtones. But, in the summer? Gimme a little chance to floss some brights and some colors.
Dudes looking like Sonny Crocket!
Looks like Money-grip uses the same laundry detergent as the Freestyle Professors on they EP:
In other news, I have strong opinions on the whole white khaki/linen trouser affair + flip flop combo ("hombro" if you will).
I disapprove extensively for both aesthetic and practical reasons, namely:
(1) Two 'sporting' chaps of suitably 'stylish' leanings decided that they should be braying loudly at each others' trite pleasantries in the exact middle of Wall Street near the lampost and angular metal roadblock sculptures (potentially crippling on the patella, son) the other day on a fairly sweltering morning, for no better reason than they were both wearing suits b/w F-L-I-P F-L-O-P-S. That's right. Like they were on vacation. Instead of holding up everyone's respective swerves re: getting to work on time. Despicable.
(2) Various numerous metal NYC grates do not do well with bare skin and if the "novelty" flip flop were to give way (due to pennies-per-hour construction costs overseas) in the middle of 14th Street, one would look quite the tool in front of one's peers, hopping around and clutching one's blackened soles in blistering discomfort.
(3) That's why they retro'd the AJ 1s in all them fine colours. So man could get his swagger on in the Metro sunshine in comfort and style. Respect heritage.
No biggy. . .suits with sandals affect me on a molecular level is all - homies clogging up The Lane t'other day almost got their pedicures voided. Humbug!!
Peace - J
P.S. It's HOT here. Jersey City w/ tin ceiling panels. No escape. . .
Here is my reasoning for Pink Flip Flops. I'm 17, packing for college, and buying the recommended 'shower shoes'. I'm at Wal mart in Ohio, preparing to head out into the world...and, I need to pick out a pair of flip flops.
Now, I'm a big dude...I big, loud dude; anyone who saw me in action at the July Boston record swap can attest.
And, I got size 13 feet.
And, lo and behold, there were size 13 pink flip flops...now, I figure that HAS to be a mistake. So, I bought them.
now, whenever I see a pair of Men's size 13 pink flip flops, I buy them. I am trying to perpetuate the mistake that they are in demand.
Velcro AND laces?!?
Now that's just greedy.
agl
Forest Green
Tropical Green
Brown
Black
White
Royal Blue
Pink(not Bubble Gum)
Fuschia
Banana Yellow
Navy Blue
Orange
Shits are cheap and easy to cop.
"Ladies love me Girls adore me - even the one who never saw me.."
White Pants...I got in trouble up in herr mentioning this but I do own a pair od nice White Jordan Sweatpants that are mad comfy that I can ROCK w/ flip flops or w/ some hot sneakers.
like white linen pants, or camel hair overcoats or
even mo-fucking seersucker ... if you can pull it off.
I wish I had some white linen joints, I would rock 'em to
my Sister's wedding at the end of the month. But I also know that
if I wore white pants, I would spill some shit on them around
20 minutes after leaving the house, maybe sooner.
Pink flip-flops, though? Damn. Flip-flops are for the beach or
the locker room, and that's it. Open-toed shoes on dudes outside
of these locations is NAGL and that's truth, sorry to all you
ugly-ass-big-toe exhibitionists out there.
"Don't wear white pants after...
...1987"
Yet, I ignored.
LOL what the fuck
YES. FOR SURE. I Smell a pick up line...that tastes like ATM!
Sounds like you got chapters 3 and 12 of the "How To Relate To Women Manual" mixed up.
I got the same spill problem, just about every time I eat out somewhere I wind up with some food on my shirt or pants. My girlfriend just bought me a pocket sized OxiClean spray bottle to combat my oafishness. It's not really my fault, I blame my bad ankle.
Kitchenknight...wear those fucking things, who cares? If you're a loud person as you claim to be you can pretty much wear anything you want.
No, but the gaping asshole with a couple dildos dangling out of it sure is.
you're hilarious.
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Need to coordinate a house with those, and then don't leave that house in those pants.
Tops? I don't think I've ever heard a guy refer to his shirts as tops.
Who says this...
"I need to go to the mall and get a new top"=wife,mom,sister, etc.
This could be the gayest thread ever on SS, not that their is anything wrong with that.
Just saying.
"I needs to get an ensemble for Friday!"