Why be an asshole?

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  • djkingottodjkingotto 1,704 Posts
    1) You collect private terds. 2) you are a dj 3) you ARE a big dick.


    TRIFECTA YOU BETCHA!

    2 outa 3 ain't bad... i guess.

    name which two or you have a small dick.

    1 and 2.

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    pfffft. I use my big dick1[/b] to collect private turds2[/b] while I am working as a DJ3[/b].



    "That's right, sweetie. That bulge in my pants is all man.
    Now, if you want a closer look, maybe we head back to the
    nursing home and check out that box of self-released jazz LP's
    your husband left behind when he kicked off in 1957, hmmmm?"[/b]

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    pfffft. I use my big dick1[/b] to collect private turds2[/b] while I am working as a DJ3[/b].



    "That's right, sweetie. That bulge in my pants is all man.
    Now, if you want a closer look, maybe we head back to the
    nursing home and check out that box of self-released jazz LP's
    your husband left behind when he kicked off in 1957, hmmmm?"[/b]

    Creepie! Take that shit to Waxidermy.com!

  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    ...for a feeling of validity?

    i scored a Hearts of Soul "Sing a Simple Song" 7" from this old Danish music promoter for $3!


  • Is it really so much fun being an asshole that you're willing to encroach on someone else's exploration/learning?

    1) Yes

    2) What's a totum [/b] pole? Portable dildo? Me likum!

  • dayday 9,611 Posts


    2) What's a totum [/b] pole? Portable dildo? Me likum!


    and weird.


  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts

    Is it really so much fun being an asshole that you're willing to encroach on someone else's exploration/learning?

    1) Yes

    2) What's a totum [/b] pole? Portable dildo? Me likum!

    I love this post. It's kinda offensive, but yet strangely arousing.

    Holla at me, Nerdy.

    h

  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts


    2) What's a totum [/b] pole? Portable dildo? Me likum!


    and weird.



    Is it also weird when KangMost claims that enjoys being "low man on the scrotum pole"? Because it seems weird to me.

  • ZEN2ZEN2 1,540 Posts
    Post deleted by drewnice

  • dayday 9,611 Posts


    2) What's a totum [/b] pole? Portable dildo? Me likum!


    and weird.



    Is it also weird when KangMost claims that enjoys being "low man on the scrotum pole"? Because it seems weird to me.

    Weird for most, fantasy for him.

    And I was kidding with my post above. Haz actually summed it up perfect

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    stop that



  • 2) What's a totum [/b] pole? Portable dildo? Me likum!


    and weird.



    Is it also weird when KangMost claims that enjoys being "low man on the scrotum pole"? Because it seems weird to me.

    I believe you mis-quoted YoungMoist, what he said was "I enjoy manning low on the scrotum pull"



  • ps. this thread is retarded.

  • ZEN2ZEN2 1,540 Posts
    Post deleted by drewnice

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    stop that
    3rd grade


    come on dude.

  • inVrsinVrs 687 Posts
    the funny thing is that people on here can be so "headz" one day; the other day they `ll flip on the new fergy (did i spell that shit right?).

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    the funny thing is that people on here can be so "headz" one day; the other day they `ll flip on the new fergy (did i spell that shit right?).

    Who cares, seeing as you are a total herb.


    Now, can someone please make that ZEN2 guy stop posting
    disgusting photos? That's some shit my 12 year old cousin
    does to get attention ... fuckin' nasty shit.

  • inVrsinVrs 687 Posts
    my 12 year old cousin
    does get attention ... fuckin' nasty shit.


  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    my 12 year old cousin
    does get attention ... fuckin' nasty shit.


    you are a total herb

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    my 12 year old cousin
    does get attention ... fuckin' nasty shit.


    you are a total herb

    At best... why is this guy still here?

  • ChappuhChappuh 53 Posts
    ...for a feeling of validity?

    i scored a Hearts of Soul "Sing a Simple Song" 7" from this old Danish music promoter for $3!

    Werd. But the HoS score was an all around pretty positive experience compared to the former quote where i was referring to downing others for shits and giggles. Not exactly the same feeling of validity.

  • dayday 9,611 Posts


    why is this guy am I[/b] still here?

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    i wasn't really offended, but thanks for trying

  • Why are y'all playin like y'all ain't some assholes?


  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts


    why is this guy am I[/b] still here?

    One often wonders...

  • YOU MAMAS DROOPY TITTY SMELLS LIKE FUNGAL POWDER. DEAL.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Fuck is all this bullshit?

  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts


    why is this guy am I[/b] still here?

    connections

  • prof_rockwellprof_rockwell 2,867 Posts


    Q: Where's your other hand?
    A: Between two pillows

  • tonyphronetonyphrone 1,500 Posts
    Why be an asshole? Chicks dig it. Bottom line.
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