KALAfy your username

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  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    Ah shit this is harder than it looks

    seriously...i can only come up with debassie...

    basshole?

    so we're going with spelling and not pronounciation? cause bassie is like the Horace Andy song, like the instrument... not like the fish or Shirley Bassey...
    I'm over thinking this aren't I?

    totally spelling. i mean kala called lambert "lamebert"

  • bass_feverbass_fever 974 Posts
    I'm having a hard time with this one, don't know what I can be.

    Talented Taint?

    Tainted Taint?

    UnTalented Taint?

    Tainted Teeth?

  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts

    JimFucKKK?
    RimMean?
    JizzClean?
    KimDeal?

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts

    JimFucKKK?
    RimMean?
    JizzClean?
    KimDeal?

    JamBum.

  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
    thanks. I'm not very good at adopting that writing style.

  • I was definitely kalafied back in the old days but I can't remember what any of them were.

    Not sure what I could do with Egbert Souse (pronounce soo-zay).

    Maybe Kala could do an honorary name flip for me. You down?

  • SnagglepusSnagglepus 1,756 Posts
    I'm having a hard time with this one, don't know what I can be.

    Talented Taint?

    Tainted Taint?

    UnTalented Taint?

    Tainted Teeth?

    Talented Ten-Inch

  • bass_feverbass_fever 974 Posts

    JimFucKKK?
    RimMean?
    JizzClean?
    KimDeal?

    "Jizz Gleam" could be a good one...

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    The only one I can come up with for me is StEnKKKipussy. This is indeed tougher than it looks.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    I'm having a hard time with this one, don't know what I can be.

    Talented Taint?

    Tainted Taint?[/b]

    UnTalented Taint?

    Tainted Teeth?

    Hahah these are hilarious. I'm just mad that I can't get a KKKKKKK in my name hahah!!

  • MoogManMoogMan Sao Paulo, Brazil 1,173 Posts
    I'm having a hard time with this one, don't know what I can be.

    PPPustulated KKKKKunt, maybe?

  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    avoiding the obvious usages of "fag", hmmm ...

    Wagglebush
    Haggardtush
    Battlebush
    Patyourpuss

    Dog, you are all about...

    SNAGGLEPUSTULE

    or for extra credit...

    SNAGGLEXPLODINGPUSTULE

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    I'm having a hard time with this one, don't know what I can be.

    Talented Taint?

    Tainted Taint?[/b]

    UnTalented Taint?

    Tainted Teeth?

    Hahah these are hilarious. I'm just mad that I can't get a KKKKKKK in my name hahah!!

    There's no reason you can't just add it on.

    something like

    UNtalented TENTPOLEKKKUNT

  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    Nothing with Ferrari, so I guess I'll go KKKKunt Divin' Ivan

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • vajdaijvajdaij 447 Posts
    vaginadodgy

    I'm not K(w)ALAfied to do this!

  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    Hahah these are hilarious. I'm just mad that I can't get a KKKKKKK in my name hahah!!


    Aw, buck up, KKKosmo!

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    See the thing is Kala is inventive and unhinged. You can't be totally constrained by your current screen name - feel free to add or delete complete portions of it to contain just the appropriate amount of disdain and aggression. Lastly, be creative. Some of these are boring, others are brilliant.

  • TabaskoTabasko 1,357 Posts
    Nothing with Ferrari, so I guess I'll go KKKKunt Divin' Ivan

    DJFiat you KKKUNT!


    How would Kala KALAfy Kala?

    KKKAlapusKKunt?

  • TabaskoTabasko 1,357 Posts
    [quote Some of these are boring, others are brilliant.
    Name names Betty Puschick!

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    See the thing is Kala is inventive and unhinged. You can't be totally constrained by your current screen name - feel free to add or delete complete portions of it to contain just the appropriate amount of disdain and aggression. Lastly, be creative. Some of these are boring, others are brilliant.

    okay Horny GayfucKKKKK

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    See the thing is Kala is inventive and unhinged. You can't be totally constrained by your current screen name - feel free to add or delete complete portions of it to contain just the appropriate amount of disdain and aggression. Lastly, be creative. Some of these are boring, others are brilliant.

    Listen to this people. It's good advice. Jonny is trying to help you realize your dreams here.


  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    I'm having a hard time with this one, don't know what I can be.

    Talented Taint?

    Tainted Taint?[/b]

    UnTalented Taint?

    Tainted Teeth?

    Hahah these are hilarious. I'm just mad that I can't get a KKKKKKK in my name hahah!!

    There's no reason you can't just add it on.

    something like

    UNtalented TENTPOLEKKKUNT


    WOOOHOOOOO! Ding Ding Ding!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!!

  • SnagglepusSnagglepus 1,756 Posts
    avoiding the obvious usages of "fag", hmmm ...

    Wagglebush
    Haggardtush
    Battlebush
    Patyourpuss

    Dog, you are all about...

    SNAGGLEPUSTULE

    or for extra credit...

    SNAGGLEXPLODINGPUSTULE

    Of course, "pus" could easily translate into

    SnaggleKKKunt

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    [quote Some of these are boring, others are brilliant.

    Name names Betty Puschick!
    That was terrible

  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    I'm not K(w)ALAfied to do this!


  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts

    Patyourpuss

    this sounds too dainty and old timey like maybe kala's victorian ancestors woulda called your ancestors that

  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts
    BuKKKakeSELF

    uh.....

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    See the thing is Kala is inventive and unhinged. You can't be totally constrained by your current screen name - feel free to add or delete complete portions of it to contain just the appropriate amount of disdain and aggression. Lastly, be creative. Some of these are boring, others are brilliant.

    Listen to this people. It's good advice. Jonny is trying to help you realize your dreams here.


    All in a days work. That's Jonny in the back.


  • SnagglepusSnagglepus 1,756 Posts

    Patyourpuss

    this sounds too dainty and old timey like maybe kala's victorian ancestors woulda called your ancestors that

    True ... it does sort of call for a British accent.
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