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Lookadistree!!!!

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edited June 2005 in Strut Central
Me- (talking across the street) "Hey Jim, are you going to go help Rob with that 432-216 joint?"Jim-- "Naaaah, he's got it covered he started without us he's gonna finish it on his own"Me-- (raising voice) "He pulled that shit again??? What the fuck is his problem he's taking hours right out from... HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT FUCKING TREE!!!! LOOK!!! It's got BALLS!"Jim-- hehehe, damn you're right! Look at that shit!Me- "you got any paint? I want to put a line right down the middle of the sac. YOOO, we should try and buy the tree from them and cut it up, make a big-ass wooden dick sculpture. Imagine that shit?? A BIIIG wooden dick with a huge set of balls right on your front lawn??"Jim-- "yeah, hehe that'd be crazy. What do you think they would sell it for?"

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  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    wutchunobout HOUNEN MATSURI!!![/b]







    i heard it's bigchan's favorite japanese holiday, which gets young phonics in a huff.





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