Words you can never remember how to pronounce
Unherd
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Maybe im dumb, for the life of me, there are some incorrect pronunciations i must have picked up as a kid that I cannot get out of my head. I am always slightly shook using these words, cause i can never be totally sure Im saying it right. I have even been clowned on this before, and I still cant get it down. My two main problems are:Culinary (CUE-LA-nary or CUL-in-ary) Vocoder (VOKE-oder or Va-coder)Is i retarded? Do others experience this?
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Toward[/b]
Drawer[/b]
Lawyer[/b]
I wish I could relate, but the closest I've come is when, as a child, I first pronounced "chaos" aloud, after reading it in a comic book. I'd heard people say "kay-aws," but I read and pronounced it as "cha-oes," never making the connection.
Try this: a vocoder is basically a vo[/b]cal encoder[/b].
My suggestion is checking the Miriam Webster website, they have sound clips of words being pronounced.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/
I can't help on vocoder, but there are 3 pronunciations listed for culinary in M-W, and 2 in the Oxford English Dictionary, I say pronounce it however you feel comfortable.
This is pronounced differently by region, no? I've heard "draw" and "droar" depending on accent.
clandestine - trips me up
catechism - I know this word aurally, to read it, I see it as catch-ism.
Ra-zor, Mir-ror People from Cali seem to have issues with it.
unrequited
I always say e-PIT-o-me, but I always read EPI-tome.
Try pronouncing Gloucester.
I have no problems pronouncing this, but problems spelling it.
It doesn't even look right now, just sitting there on the monitor
like liquified light.
Use it in a goddamn sentence.
As the nurse-with-wound used her filthy paws to lower my silky drawers,
I drooled and drawled, "no pause for the cause, just wrap it in gauze
please just wrap it in gauze," so she foraged under my gaze, found
the medical tape, applied it with tender rage, left and locked the cage,
and left me leaking, a blind man with a tire gauge.
Leicester and Grosvenor too!
I know none of y'all are saying, "Yeah, me NIGH-thur."
Aww come on dude(ttes)!
Wooster
Gloster
Lester
Grovenor
Not hard for Brits or New Englanders, but most other Americans struggle with them, in my experience.
I know them now, but the first time looking at those words - especially Leicester - my reaction was WTF?
Are you talking about the British region, or the sauce?
Because Lea & Perrins are the bosses of the sauces whose
title inspires many cotton-tongued pronunciations, not one of which
is "Wooster"
Worshestishire sauce[/b]
Worchester sauce[/b]
Woo-sister sauce[/b]
Woo-sister-sire sauce[/b]
Worsheister sauce[/b]
During a meditation, in prison, focussing on ways to get wasted-drunk
without any alcohol, the repeated spoken incantation of "Worcestershire Sauce"
often does the trick. Tricks your brain into thinking it's drunk, now
breathe into this brown paper bag.
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