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Jock Worn.

Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
edited May 2007 in Strut Central
Okay, SOMEBODY'S gotta know about this shit...What's the deal with eBay folk advertising their shit as JOCK WORN?! I come across this shit waaaay too often in searching for sneakers. There'll be a picture of some hairy ass ankles wearing some beat up ass kicks and some of 'em even have little bidding wars and shit!This has got to be some kind of code for something. Drugs, sexual favors...something.Anyways, speculate or fabricate.

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  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    Jock (strap) that's worn?

    It is what it is man.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Found this after (UNINTENTIONALLY) running across more of these nasty ass auctions:


    April 16, 2006
    I'm too sexy for my shoes


    Off the Wall
    Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob.
    Well, almost two weeks after the fact (and a week after all my shoes were sold and shipped off), I got a response from eBay about my naughty shoe listing. I thought it was funny at the time because it seemed pretty obvious that in explaining why they delisted a couple of shoes from my auction, they accidentally sent the "Materials adult in nature or otherwise not appropriate for minors (individuals under 18 years of age) may only be listed in eBay's Mature Audiences area" response instead of "Your shoes are too nasty to sell to other humans".

    Turns out that no, they got it right.

    Hello,

    Thank you for writing to eBay with your concerns. I am happy to help.

    I understand your frustration at having your items ended, however, I carefully reviewed your account, the auctions in question and current eBay policy regarding Used Clothing/Mature Audiences and determined that the correct action was taken.

    Since there are sellers who list shoes as fetish items, eBay has adopted strict guidelines for the listing of used shoes.

    The following are some examples of what is considered inappropriate in listings on the general site:

    * Marketing the person who wore the clothing, rather than the clothing item itself. ("TYLER'S used/worn shoes", "MY used socks", "JOCK WORN/USED", "FRAT BOY WORN/USED", "I have worn this shirt daily as I work out", etc.).

    * Any reference to odor or stains.

    * No reference to "fetish", "special request" or other sexual innuendo is allowed.

    * Indicating the item has not been or will not be properly cleaned (any reference to odor, shipping in a zip lock bag, etc.).

    * Images showing the sellers face, whole body or that are sexually suggestive or otherwise inappropriate. In listings for used shoes or socks, the image cannot show above the knee, and the foot must be totally inside of the item being sold (no bare foot in a sock auction; no foot outside shoe even partially, in a shoe auction, etc.).

    Any extraneous information such as "Then, about a year ago, my feet started hurting. For some reason, I suddenly couldn't wear my Chuck Taylors or my Vans, forced instead to retreat into the comfort of my big leather Airwalks instead. A few weeks ago, I found out that I have diabetes and will never again be able to wear my hip and happenin' shoes from before. Sad story, I know. Every time I walk into my closet, my old shoes are there, mocking me. It's time to get rid of them and move on with my new life, one with trips to the salad bar and fake foods and no alcohol (no, really), and most of all, with ugly new shoes for my big sad diabetic feet. But don't weep for me, gentle buyer friend with unusually large feet, because my fun happy shoes are going to walk again, perhaps on YOUR big dogs."

    It has been my pleasure to assist you. Thank you for choosing eBay and have a great day.

    Regards,

    Ralston
    Community Watch Team
    eBay Trust & Safety



    So really, according to the rules, NONE of my shoes should have been fair game. I managed to slip most of my fetish items past The Man and into the hands of sleazy shoe-fuckers. I made a little money, too. Add pornographer to my list of accomplishments.

    Incidentally, if you did buy a pair of my shoes and are currently in a relationship with them, you really are encouraged to keep that information to yourself. I'm just here to bring you together. After that, it's all you.

    by the Rob at 7:13 PM



    Some dude said he heard about a guy who made $4000(!?) selling nasty ass shoes and socks to perverted ass fools!

    And to think all this time I thought Sween was talking about the STOCK market...
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Check these fucking sales out, if you think that's crazy. I think this has gotta be dudes buying and humping women's shoes.................... *Disclaimer: I found this out trying to get info for a girlfriend to sell her Nine West heels:

    "Well Worn"
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    Found this after (UNINTENTIONALLY) running across more of these nasty ass auctions:


    April 16, 2006
    I'm too sexy for my shoes


    Off the Wall
    Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob.
    Well, almost two weeks after the fact (and a week after all my shoes were sold and shipped off), I got a response from eBay about my naughty shoe listing. I thought it was funny at the time because it seemed pretty obvious that in explaining why they delisted a couple of shoes from my auction, they accidentally sent the "Materials adult in nature or otherwise not appropriate for minors (individuals under 18 years of age) may only be listed in eBay's Mature Audiences area" response instead of "Your shoes are too nasty to sell to other humans".

    Turns out that no, they got it right.

    Hello,

    Thank you for writing to eBay with your concerns. I am happy to help.

    I understand your frustration at having your items ended, however, I carefully reviewed your account, the auctions in question and current eBay policy regarding Used Clothing/Mature Audiences and determined that the correct action was taken.

    Since there are sellers who list shoes as fetish items, eBay has adopted strict guidelines for the listing of used shoes.

    The following are some examples of what is considered inappropriate in listings on the general site:

    * Marketing the person who wore the clothing, rather than the clothing item itself. ("TYLER'S used/worn shoes", "MY used socks", "JOCK WORN/USED", "FRAT BOY WORN/USED", "I have worn this shirt daily as I work out", etc.).

    * Any reference to odor or stains.

    * No reference to "fetish", "special request" or other sexual innuendo is allowed.

    * Indicating the item has not been or will not be properly cleaned (any reference to odor, shipping in a zip lock bag, etc.).

    * Images showing the sellers face, whole body or that are sexually suggestive or otherwise inappropriate. In listings for used shoes or socks, the image cannot show above the knee, and the foot must be totally inside of the item being sold (no bare foot in a sock auction; no foot outside shoe even partially, in a shoe auction, etc.).

    Any extraneous information such as "Then, about a year ago, my feet started hurting. For some reason, I suddenly couldn't wear my Chuck Taylors or my Vans, forced instead to retreat into the comfort of my big leather Airwalks instead. A few weeks ago, I found out that I have diabetes and will never again be able to wear my hip and happenin' shoes from before. Sad story, I know. Every time I walk into my closet, my old shoes are there, mocking me. It's time to get rid of them and move on with my new life, one with trips to the salad bar and fake foods and no alcohol (no, really), and most of all, with ugly new shoes for my big sad diabetic feet. But don't weep for me, gentle buyer friend with unusually large feet, because my fun happy shoes are going to walk again, perhaps on YOUR big dogs."

    It has been my pleasure to assist you. Thank you for choosing eBay and have a great day.

    Regards,

    Ralston
    Community Watch Team
    eBay Trust & Safety



    So really, according to the rules, NONE of my shoes should have been fair game. I managed to slip most of my fetish items past The Man and into the hands of sleazy shoe-fuckers. I made a little money, too. Add pornographer to my list of accomplishments.

    Incidentally, if you did buy a pair of my shoes and are currently in a relationship with them, you really are encouraged to keep that information to yourself. I'm just here to bring you together. After that, it's all you.

    by the Rob at 7:13 PM



    Some dude said he heard about a guy who made $4000(!?) selling nasty ass shoes and socks to perverted ass fools!

    And to think all this time I thought Sween was talking about the STOCK market...


    Mine don't get dirty enough to satisfy the likes of you. What the hell you looking for anyway, you're hunting down used shoes now? (I just remembered I bought a used pair at a garage sale three weeks ago, damn)
  • empanadamnempanadamn 1,462 Posts
  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
    dammit, i gotta get in on this footware fetish action. i'm just THROWING money away everytime i discard my scuffed cocaines (white on white AF1's for all yall thats )
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    COKE WHITE AF1s SOULMAN WORN BIG BLACK FEET ELISE starting bid $9.99

  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
    COKE WHITE AF1s SOULMAN WORN BIG BLACK ASHY[/b] FEET ELISE starting bid $9.99


    sure to educe a plethora of questions to seller not to mention a bidding delirium
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Ebay question about item 39480284920 from drazpet (Germany):

    HELLO IS THIS ACTUAL SOLEMAN AND I AM INTEREST. IS YOUR FOOT ASHY 100% DAY? OR JUST MORNING. I STUDY THE BLACK MAN OF AMERICA AND I AM LEARN THAT IN THE MORNING IT IS USED VASOLINE AND COCOBUTTER ON MANNY PARTS. I AM ONLY WANT OF BLACK ASHY ALL DAY! I TRAVEL TO DETROIT AND PHILADELPHIA FOR FINEST BLACKMAN ASHY KNEE AND ELBOW. OK THANKS - DRAZEN
  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
    Ebay question about item 39480284920 from drazpet (Germany):

    HELLO IS THIS ACTUAL SOLEMAN AND I AM INTEREST. IS YOUR FOOT ASHY 100% DAY? OR JUST MORNING. I STUDY THE BLACK MAN OF AMERICA AND I AM LEARN THAT IN THE MORNING IT IS USED VASOLINE AND COCOBUTTER ON MANNY PARTS. I AM ONLY WANT OF BLACK ASHY ALL DAY! I TRAVEL TO DETROIT AND PHILADELPHIA FOR FINEST BLACKMAN ASHY KNEE AND ELBOW. OK THANKS - DRAZEN

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit! ahahahahahah lolol!
  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
    damn paychiz be knowin bout the cocoa butter! but do you about THIS real schitt right HERE?



    and always remember- it's GOT to be 100%
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