cute girls selling 45s collections unappreciation
mylatency
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b/w "they have a boyfriend already"
saying
YES, SPIT MAD GAME ONLY TO HAVE HER DROP THE "MY BOYFRIEND" LINE
FUK DAT
that is all
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b/w "they have a boyfriend already"
saying
YES, SPIT MAD GAME ONLY TO HAVE HER DROP THE "MY BOYFRIEND" LINE
FUK DAT
that is all
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Comments
Exactallly that's why you should be their MANFRIEND like Mannfred Mann!
Jessica Biel crossed with that model Gisele?
tall & skinny, just a good looking lady (no, no esther baxter but I wasn't complaining. it was refreshing to be enjoying the presence of the seller for a change
she was selling decent 45s (mixed genre, no heaters). I didn't even wanna look at the 45s just spit game like a fool and split
she's all:
"I don't really like 80s or west coast hip hop, but I do like the Streets, Common Sense, and east coast hip hop like Wu Tang. Where I grew up they were really into East Coast hip hop"
Naah, not hating at all. Just a real nice gal with real soft hands
I was just too out of it to deal and not ready to buy a bunch of 45s I couldn't move
ASS.ETS vs LIABILITIES
That's the fuckoff line, cuz. Boyfriend got nothin to do with it.
Baby It's all about 12 inches! Haven't you heard of Planet Rock, I'll be your Bambatta!
Now that's a sure shot winner I must say so my self!
l o c A tIOn
I'm sure Cosmo or Paychex woulda mannfred manned it up but with their pimp games but y'all know I ain't on their level, LOL. I keed, I keed (sort of).
saying
It's ok, everybody gets it from time to time. Express that you wish they were more original, something along the lines that they're a lesbian, and walk away.
This is where you curse at her and tell her not to patronize you. You got the point the first time around, no reason to insult you further.
LOL
Naah, she was very casual in dropping the boyfriend line after hearing whatever game I was laying on her (about 15 minutes after I started talking to her and looking at the 45s?)
She was genuine and kind, not mean spirited in her use of the line. I'm just venting cos my game is like a Paul Giamatti movie these days.
Yes, I do look forward to seeing her at the record show.
Yes, I am turning into Harvey Pekar
Jeez, kinda rough...I don't think the "boyfriend" line is an eternal stop sign, although I agree it is a line designed to stop you from asking her out...but come on, haven't you ever ended up in the position of saying, "so, whatever happened to that boyfriend?" while you're makin' out a week later?
I say the record show is Round Two.
Mango, you might have been able to pull this one off but mayne you seen my wrists. I guess I do need to start that pushup regimen you keep advertising!
pm's are on their way
truth !!!
ha ha.
I loved that... what was it, either Comicview or DCJ routine where the guy analyzes that song... like...
"He doesn't have anything to do with you, I'm just sayin..."
The ol' MANDATE technique.
don't you hate it when girls you ain't into are like "so when is your gf moving?" after telling them for like the 5th time??!
(also see: when you're at the club, "Where's your gf?")
go mark! just be like "do you like raers? well i could show you my Demon Fuzz".
sorry....
Dig with jedi concentration. [/b]
I've seen a few hotties at shows, most of whom turned out to be with a derrivative of the out-of-his-prime harley biker guy type or an active member of the "look-at-me-I-forgot-how-to-shower-and-I-just-learned-how-to-dress-myself" faction. I think I get so caught up in trying to decide who they came to the show with, I seriously lose valuable time.
Good show tactic: [/b] Arrive early, bring stunning women, watch diggers get distracted and "spit" game, laugh it up as you pull heat.
"Listen here young Mark you tell that girl her man is all right, you just tryin' to hit it for one night" Holla wardie.
Her: "I'm sorry, sweetie, but I lost the bag of 45s. I'm so sorry, I swear, I feel so bad."
Him: "Aw shucks, don't worry about it sweetie."