Yes, the proper course of action at this point (the dance is in, like, two weeks!), is to crush this guy's soul. Only after, can he man-up and go with Jacket Choice No. 2.
I spent about three years as the News Aide (Editorial Assistant) on the Foreign News Desk of the Washington Post. One of my jobs was to open, check and screen the mail to the desk. We would get letters from all over the world. Besides the usual Nigerian money scams we'd get letters from guys offering up designs for atomic weapons (for only $50,000 the Post would have an exclusive) and all kinds of other weirdness. My favorite (I used to post the best ones by my desk) was one from the president of the Muhammad Ali Fan Club of Ghana wanting us (the Post) to get them an autographed photo of the champ. Not sure why he thought of us.
I gotta dig some of those out.
I used to forward mail to the appropriate people from the 'Contact' link on our website here at the American Insurance Association. My favorite letter ever went like this:
From: Frank Sh****t Sent: Tuesday, May 18 2004 To: [email]Webmaster@aia[/email] Subject: I'm From Michigan
Fuck you people! Have a shitty day and go to hell.[/b]
Got a light-skinneded record shoppe proprietor that looks like Michael Jackson/Got a dark-skinneded record shoppe proprietor that looks like Michael Jackson
the space he left himself for a signature but neglected to use.
DocMcCoy"Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
OK, now I just checked in with a fashion type I know, and you might be surprised to learn that Kanye's jacket was indeed a Dolce & Gabbana piece. Turns out that this friend of mine bumped into an agent/producer wearing the same thing not long after Kanye was photographed in it, and congratulated him , thinking he'd somehow managed to blag the jacket from Kanye. Turns out he'd bought it off the peg a couple of months earlier, and he was getting sick of people taking the piss out of him for trying to dress like Kanye...
and you know i was gonna say that you kinda reminded me of kanyeezy in the pic w/ the weinerschnitzel record, jp... this is too g.o.o.d. to be true lolol
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Send him a:
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Hugs & kisses,
KW
Yes, the proper course of action at this point (the dance is in, like, two weeks!), is to crush this guy's soul. Only after, can he man-up and go with Jacket Choice No. 2.
I used to forward mail to the appropriate people from the 'Contact' link on our website here at the American Insurance Association. My favorite letter ever went like this:
From: Frank Sh****t
Sent: Tuesday, May 18 2004
To: [email]Webmaster@aia[/email]
Subject: I'm From Michigan
Fuck you people!
Have a shitty day and go to hell.[/b]
I still have it pinned to my bulletin board.
Shucks, I'm just an ordinary guy... who just happens to get mistaken, in the phone book, for Kanye West.
So Kanye, if you're done with these girls, ya think, maybe ...
ill take the bald one
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racially ambiguous
Got a light-skinneded record shoppe proprietor that looks like Michael Jackson/Got a dark-skinneded record shoppe proprietor that looks like Michael Jackson
Seriously - no one could even have invented something this good.
And, really, can you blame him?
and you know i was gonna say that you kinda reminded me of kanyeezy in the pic w/ the weinerschnitzel record, jp... this is too g.o.o.d. to be true lolol