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TAITSUKUN: The new Le-Toupt? (SS mascot-related)

soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
edited March 2007 in Strut Central

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  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Is that the Monopoly dude?

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    this shit is CRY FUNNY. where can i buy that scupture??
  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    What is TAITSUKUN? I thought the statue was called Otokonotashinami or something.
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    CRY FUNNY
  • coselmedcoselmed 1,114 Posts
    I will say this in my best Engrish: His member would be welcome.
  • noznoz 3,625 Posts
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    From this blog:










    And for Marco's Thursday date:

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  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts


    Who hasn't been there?
  • coselmedcoselmed 1,114 Posts
    It surprises me to learn that the scenarios depicted on the cards are more proscriptive than pornographic..I'm coming away with the impression that those Japanese guys need to learn a lot of sexiquette.
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    The Jean-Luc Ponty edition:

  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    I'm coming away with the impression that those Japanese guys need to learn a lot of sexiquette.

    After reading the example cited in that entry, I can say I know a few American women who could "learn a lot of sexiquette."
  • coselmedcoselmed 1,114 Posts


    After reading the example cited in that entry, I can say I know a few American women who could "learn a lot of sexiquette."

    Your predicament reminds me of one of my favorite Chris Rock jokes.



    I ain't no expert or shit, but, fellas,
    if you're gonna talk dirty to your woman...
    you got to talk with authority.

    You can get a woman to do
    any nasty little thing you want.

    You say that shit like a man,
    make a little eye contact...
    put a little bass in your voice,
    she will do that shit.

    She wants to do that shit.
    She's dying to do that shit.

    Your woman is nastier
    than you ever imagined.

    But you gotta come correct...
    because anything you mumble
    ain't getting done.

    You can't be in bed all unsure, like,
    ''Excuse me....

    ''Excuse me, l was wondering....

    ''Ma'am, l have a request.
    Could you lick my balls?''

    ''l ain't licking nothing.
    Lick your own balls!''

    See, if you just said it right,
    you'd been in there.

    Now you got dry balls.

  • coselmedcoselmed 1,114 Posts


    "THOU SHALT NOT TAKE PICTURES OF WOMEN'S ASSES WITH THY CAMERA PHONE."



    "THOU SHALT NOT FUCK THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE BY PULLING PART OF THY SUPERHERO OUTFIT DOWN; INSTEAD, CUT A HOLE IN IT FOR EASY ACCESS."



    "THOU SHALT NOT TREAT WOMEN AS COMMODITIES, EVEN IF YOU ARE PAYING FOR THE POONTANG."



    "THOU SHALT NOT FORGET TO TAKE PENIS SIZE INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN PURCHASING PANTYHOSE."



    "THOU SHALT NOT HEADBUTT YOUR FRIEND IN THE REAR END WHILE HE IS EATING DORITOS."



    "THOU SHALT NOT SQUIRM WHILST THY FRIEND IS TAKING THY RECTAL TEMPERATURE."



    "THOU SHALT NOT ENTERTAIN DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR WHEN ASSESSING THY SWAGGER."
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    Ha ha.

    But seriously (and I realize I'm probably moving into Too Much Information territory), sometimes when you're in the zone you don't want to have to keep constant tabs on what your partner is doing. Sex can be fun and didactic, but what's the point if the fun's not there.
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    oldtimey soulstrut laffs
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