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I Can Out Rap You (Rap Battle -related)

yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
edited March 2007 in Strut Central
My rhymes are like a eunach, you can't fuck with me/ candy-color paint feeling the breeze in my white tee/ westcoast killa kali, dont' try to step to me.

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  • keithvanhornkeithvanhorn 3,855 Posts
    My rhymes are like a eunach, you can't fuck with me/ candy-color paint feeling the breeze in my white tee/ westcoast killa kali, dont' try to step to me.


    Your rhymes are like Jon Amaeche in booty shorts and a skin-tight tee/ the Lakers won't be sh*t with Lamar Odom at the 3/ kobe used to rock a white tee with westcoast killa embroidered in black/ then he got prosecuted for hitting a teenage hotel-clerk raw-dog from the back



    this thread could either be really funny...or nobody else could post and leave us/me looking real dumb.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Come get it how you know you want it
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Come get it how you know you want it


    Ah yes, but how come you've come to know I know I want it?
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    i don't know, but HarvelCanal kept saying "Come and get it" over and over in a SXSW yesterday in a thread full of dudes. i'm not sure if it is sex or fight related though. It could also mean he'll be giving away free copies of the Austin Chronicle that didn't sell from his ebay auction


    that's just Harvey's new little catch phrase. that saying is to Harvey as "hallelujah hollerback" is to John Brown. in the future, expect Harvey to use this phrase often and without any reason whatsoever.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Come get it how you know you want it


    Ah yes, but how come you've come to know I know I want it?

    Because I'm clearly the alpha and the omega...duh.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    Keithvanhorn, your game is useless/sorta like halle berry but only toothless/ it's the purple and gold all day/ we in the playoffs/ you can be our water boy.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    A line both Yuichi and Harvey can get with:

    "Weed stays purple; Rims stay gold."
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    WHO WANTS IT?
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Get gaffled or get gone.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    WHO WANTS IT?

    You sweatin in the battle while I'm the level-headed one,

    THREAT LEVEL RED means you about to get deaded son!

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    The game done changed/ It's like Omega 3 fish oil capsules/ Fly by night/ at night we fly/ new to this shit but on the map soon/ back flip with the soda pop/ sorta hot/ mackin' when its sorta dark/ Tony Starks
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    man we need Morse with the Ghostface imitations and Cas with the Cam'ron imitations in here rat now.
  • keithvanhornkeithvanhorn 3,855 Posts
    Keithvanhorn, your game is useless/sorta like halle berry but only toothless/ it's the purple and gold all day/ we in the playoffs/ you can be our water boy.

    so we don't have to rhyme?
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    Rootlesscosmo, I don't know what that means/ but it sounds like you ain't grounded in the game like Cosmo/ come on, spill those beans/ you MMA freak, my rap tactics are like a arm bar/ i'll leave yo ass stretched out and in the back seat of yo car
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    sorry mayne no room in the back; your girl's already sprawled out.

    still huffing and puffing from when I let the beast crawl out.

    my rhymes is sure as shit while yours'll have 'em all doubt;

    get RC's name out your pretty mouth before yours gets called out.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    you ain't grounded in the game

    I justs caught that. "ground game" nice. we should get into more of these MMA rhyme battles. where you at Yuichi? quit writing rhymes and get in here fool.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    talkin bout MMA, you couldn't Move the Mack Away with a bulldozer,

    It's all about which cards you hold closer.

    You showin' your face while I got an ace up my sleeve, no homo,

    Disgrace you 'till you're forced to leave the dojo.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    aight fuck it I'm going to lunch.

    there better be some fire when I get back.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    My style is like a rubber guard/sneak up on you with my foot/and choke the shit out of you with my foot.



    I'm like Hickson Gracie in his prime/ you like Fedor's opponent, getting pounded every time/ it's funny cuz you like Takada running around Gracie/ it's funny cuz you a poser, haven't done a pushup in 4 years/ you too lazy.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    So you're back meddling with hip-hop, mark, what you want?

    I'll have you back pedaling like Cro-Cop versus Mark Hunt.

    Or a Lion's Den scrub against Tito in his prime,

    You must be high as sin thinking you can beat this rhyme.

    You can run, son, but to hide is kinda hard,

    If I miss you with the head kick, I'll still get you in my spider guard.

    the point is kid, there's no point in your rappin'.

    tap out before my joint be havin' your joints crackin'.


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