Toilet Paper Position?
batmon
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Which way is the correct way to place toilet paper? I was raised to have it rolling on the outside. My friend says she prefers it w/ the roll coming from the underside. Do you care? 
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ive had the infinite comical roll with the end facing the wall. weeeeeeeeeeak.
http://soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=661156&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1
One of the funniest threads I've read.
honestly: Have your girl post here and explain why anyone could possibly prefer the underside method. The underside positioning is always the result of careless mistake that you eventually remedy after you've had enough of scratching the g*ddamn wall trying to get some toilet paper. nobody actually prefers that position; people are often just too lazy to change it when it happens. but prefer it? never that son.
real talk. ALL DAY SON. I even got the individually wrapped portable wipes for work and travel.
Hahah - She's fightin me on the idea. "Why did u flip the toilet roll?"
This is how i seal the deal.
Yeah right, flushing those things can create shit nightmares.
man thats cold, calling someone the flushable kind.
Bout to blow some minds up in here with the true
They pull better when they roll from underside.
people have no idea how important this is. for paper towels too. i have come close to threatening my missus with bodily harm for putting these papers on their rolls incorrectly (i came to my senses quickly, don't worry)
really, i like the turd paper to stand on it's own, away from the roller. when the time is ripe to wipe, you simply put down the Wax Poetics and pick up the tissue roll, rapping said tissue around the hand a minimum of ten times. you then proceed to wipe, and as has been mentioned previously, you repeat this until there is absolutely no doo on the tissue, only whiteness (you should only use white toilet tissue, by the way... do they even still make it in a variety of colors?). You MUST flush after each doo dropping you make, and even after each wipe I'd advise flushing to insure that the bowl doesn't get stopped up by the sheer mass of your ass cigars and the accompanying tissue waddage
Even after eating doritos?
on topic:
really really really dont care.
edit: I just saw al the poo-threads... that explains it.
I'll be reading all those while taking a dump in a minute.
I don't eat doritos or similar body-harming substances, but if I have food remnants in my mouth I skip the wet wipe and hope for a clean break.
i go underside purely for optimum sheet tearability.
over the top requires 2 hand method and usually a book/magazine is in the other hand.
OK I concede there is some utility in the underside method.
I wouldn't mind it so much if wifey put in some money on the toilet paper, but living in seperate spots, the only time I seem to run short is when she's over my house for a 8 hour period.
I'm thinking of getting real cheap. on some PCU 8 sheets per shit type methodology
Simple solution 'Baca: Don't let the girls sleep over. 8 hour period? GTFOHWTBS! Fuck fading on the TP; Mami should be paying rent.
I'm sayin.
Let me remind everyone that until recently I was living in a 3 bedroom no toilet $2400 a month apartment. Now that I got a toilet up and running I fear that her paper terrorism is going to send me back to third world status.
her ass is the axis of evil all by its lonesome
I'M SAYIN'!!!! Cotdamn, I know they gots to wipe with each piss as well as each shit, but STILL... i'm like, "i KNOW i put a new roll up in this piece this morning, how the f**k is it down to the cardboard by this evening??? are there some other asses up in this house gettin' wiped when i'm not around or somethin'???"
it also seems like they don't put as much paper on the rolls as they used to back in the days... thieving bastards
The three shells work like a champ.
Step your game up!