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Superpoaster Thread #254

SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
edited February 2007 in Strut Central
Can someone explain to me what makes Superpoaster threads so great?Seriously - I always read through them and can't figure out what thebig deal is, and I swear I am trying ... usually I am "in on the joke" with this stuff, but I have to admit, this stuff is going right overmy head. Am I really so disconnected?Here's the deal - this is a mock Superpoaster thread ... explain to mewhere and how it becomes "amazing" please:------------DizzyLopez[/b]: Superpoaster, your beats are bangin' dude!Elise[/b]: DizzyLopez[/b]: C'mon, Superpoaster don't be shy - speak up!Superpoaster[/b]: dude I'm only 15 but you guys are my beat heros!DizzyLopez[/b]: you should be your own hero!DizzyLopez[/b]: my trousers are ban-lon!Superpoaster[/b]: wait .. what?Kinetic[/b]: OMG THIS THREAD IS CLASSICElise[/b]: --------------
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  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    i wasn't paying attn to these threads but superposter just pm'd me

    r u really a woman

  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    *
  • okiba75okiba75 89 Posts
    yeah that pretty much sums it up...
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    i wasn't paying attn to these threads but superposter just pm'd me

    r u really a woman


    I heard a rumor that he's only 15.

    Monkeyspatter told me, so you know it's true.
  • oripsorips 238 Posts
    Superpoaster threads don't become classic until the 5th page.
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Pretty accurate, except I believe it would conclude more like this:


    Kinetic[/b]: OMG THIS THREAD IS CLASSIC


    Kinetic[/b]: OMG THIS THREAD IS CLASSIC


    Kinetic[/b]: OMG THIS THREAD IS CLASSIC


    Kinetic[/b]: OMG THIS THREAD IS CLASSIC


    Kinetic[/b]: OMG THIS THREAD IS CLASSIC


    Kinetic[/b]: OMG THIS THREAD IS CLASSIC


    Kinetic[/b]: OMG THIS THREAD IS CLASSIC


    Kinetic[/b]: OMG THIS THREAD IS CLASSIC

    I really don't see what's so funny, either...
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    Superpoaster thread don't become classic until the 5th page.

    Which is exactly the same as the first page!

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    i wasn't paying attn to these threads but superposter just pm'd me

    r u really a woman


    Am I the only person on the board who has yet to receive a PM from Superpoaster?
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts

    Am I the only person on the board who has yet to receive a PM from Superpoaster?

    I guess your gender was never in question.
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts



    I really don't see what's so funny, either...


  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    i wasn't paying attn to these threads but superposter just pm'd me

    r u really a woman


    Am I the only person on the board who has yet to receive a PM from Superpoaster?

    i got my pm at mysapce:





    dees beats are mediocre like mine. lets be brothers.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    i wasn't paying attn to these threads but superposter just pm'd me

    r u really a woman


    tada! classic!
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    See what I mean? That's not funny!

  • hugh_lucerohugh_lucero 485 Posts



    as the one like John Brown know, self praise ain't no compliment - don't talk about yourself young man
  • spencergroovnycespencergroovnyce 189 Posts
    You need to be in the loop to get why my threads are classic like black and white films. But to first be in the loop, you must understand the loop of what makes a classic thread and then when you find out that, your ready to understand why these threads are genius.

    I'm with SuperToaster. You only have to read like every 5th word to get the joke.
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    C'mon guys. I leave for five minutes and you drop the ball. Isn't it bleedingly obvious?

    There's one big difference here: Superpoaster knows we are making fun of him, and he also makes fun of himself, inadvertently, AND HE STILL CONTINUES!

    And the loop repeats in all manner of intrigueing, idiotic, interesting and nausiatingly hillarious ways.





















































    You following this?

    oh and SP, feel free to chime in with any insights you may have on the situation.
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    Even if you dopn't understand or agree with anything I just said, just read my freaking location for fucks sake:

    HE WROTE THAT!!!!!
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    what the hell is lulz?

    Im 24 and Im feeling old over here.
  • okiba75okiba75 89 Posts
    it's all about the lulz... SP, I heard u like mudkips?
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    it's all about the lulz... SP, I heard u like mudflaps[/b]?
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    it's all about the lulz... SP, I heard u like mudflaps[/b]?

  • okiba75okiba75 89 Posts
    is this battletoads?
  • okiba75okiba75 89 Posts
    you are really

    much respect.

    SP, a winrar is you!
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    it's all about the lulz... SP, I heard u like mudflaps[/b]?

    your doing it all wrong.

    Ok we're getting off track here.

    Superpoaster, although I have not listened to them, I am unimpressed by your music. Plaese to get annoyed and threaten to leave SS again.
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    it's all about the lulz... SP, I heard u like mudflaps[/b]?

    your doing it all wrong.

    Ok we're getting off track here.

    Superpoaster, although I have not listened to them, I am unimpressed by your music. Plaese to get annoyed and threaten to leave SS again.


    it is fun!
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    "Superpoaster, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others. Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent. I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other."


  • okiba75okiba75 89 Posts
    "Superpoaster, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others. Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent. I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other."

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    See? This is exactly what I'm talking about.
  • okiba75okiba75 89 Posts
    You can't knock the poaster's hustle. Damn, when I was 15 and if you had asked me what a sampler was I would have
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    See? This is exactly what I'm talking about.

    yessir.yessir.
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