Drop the softest rap line you know

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  • I was listening to More Fish again this weekend and came across this gem:

    "So Ima open up the cage and set my butterfly free. Just hoping it ain't too late when you come on back to me." -Shawn Wigs


    Also:

    "I'm hard and sweet like a peppermint" - Master Rob



  • sconesscones 434 Posts
    "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
    hey this isn't the overmentioned chi ali quotes thread
    its a gifts-unlimited-rhymes-universal lyrical bomb from dwyck... not chi ali related.
    nah i know, my understanding was that Guru was referencing "Funky Lemonade"

    i dont remember where i heard that but
    that really is the most overquoted line in internet rap history.

    Considering that "Dwyck" and Chi Ali's album appeared in the same year, how likely is this? Seems like a coincidence.
    Fabulous Chi Ali, the album w/ "Funky Lemonade," was '92

    I heard a story my homie in amsterdam told me that he was interviewing guru and someone else there asked guru abou that line, guru didnt say anything and people were laughing, he didnt know what was up with it himself.

  • TREWTREW 2,037 Posts
    anything by little shawn.

  • noznoz 3,625 Posts
    Met his girlfriend she was clapping in the crowd
    Love is what what was happening to him now
    Uh, he said I would marry you
    But I'm engaged to these arials and variels[/b]
    And I don't think this board is strong enough to carry two
    She said Bow, I weigh 120 pounds
    Now, let me make one thing clear
    I don't need to ride yours
    I got mine right here

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Met his girlfriend she was clapping in the crowd
    Love is what what was happening to him now
    Uh, he said I would marry you
    But I'm engaged to these arials and variels
    And I don't think this board is strong enough to carry two
    She said Bow, I weigh 120 pounds
    Now, let me make one thing clear
    I don't need to ride yours
    I got mine right here


    SOFT!

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Met his girlfriend she was clapping in the crowd
    Love is what what was happening to him now
    Uh, he said I would marry you
    But I'm engaged to these arials and variels[/b]
    And I don't think this board is strong enough to carry two
    She said Bow, I weigh 120 pounds
    Now, let me make one thing clear
    I don't need to ride yours
    I got mine right here


  • SIRUSSIRUS 2,554 Posts
    got a prada
    bag with a lot of stuff in it
    give it to your friend let's spin
    gotta get jiggy with it.
    this is nas at his best.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Have we speculated what kind of woman Young Lupe might have been trying to snag, weighing in at 120 pounds?

    Lupe looks like he might not weigh that wet.

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Have we speculated what kind of woman Young Lupe might have been trying to snag, weighing in at 120 pounds?

    Lupe looks like he might not weigh that wet.

    Countess Vaughn a/k/a Young Mo'Nique?

  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,118 Posts
    Not the softest ever, but still funny...

    That white tee, to me, looks like a nightgown
    Make your mama proud and take that thing two sizes down!

  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    Not the softest ever, but still funny...

    That white tee, to me, looks like a nightgown
    Make your mama proud and take that thing two sizes down!

    Not soft at all. That shit's hard.

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Not the softest ever, but still funny...

    That white tee, to me, looks like a nightgown
    Make your mama proud and take that thing two sizes down!

    Not soft at all. That shit's hard.

    Agreed--that whole verse is hard.

  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts
    "we can kick it just like tie-boe"

    Is this the Jadakiss reference? I feel like somebody else said this around the same time.


    i just know it from the akon song. Where he rhymes it with lamborghini gallardo.

    But jada might have said it too.

  • brodambrodam 46 Posts
    Grand Puba -
    I kick the reel to reel
    Never been to jail..
    oops maybe one time,
    but I HAD A GOOD TIME....



    ...
    I keep my pants saggin



  • sneakypsneakyp 202 Posts
    mentioned before, but didn't get the proper recognition...

    de la soul

    "i cry a lot, but admit to it"

    come on. that has to be it.

  • The camera pans the cocktail glass,
    Behind a blind of plastic plants;
    I found the lady with the fat diamond ring.
    Then you know I cant remember a damn thing.
    I think its one of those de ja vu things,
    Or a dream thats tryin to tell me something.
    Or will I ever stop thinkin about it.
    I dont know, I doubt it.
    Subterranean by design,
    I wonder what I would find if I met you,
    Let my eyes caress you,
    Until I meet the thought of missess princess who?
    Often wonder what makes her work.
    I guess Ill leave that question to the experts,
    Assuming that there are some out there.
    Theyre probably alone, solitaire.
    I can remember when I caught up
    With a pastime intimate friend.
    She said, bet youre probably gonna say I look lovely,
    But you probably dont think nothin of me.
    She was right, though, I cant lie.
    Shes just one of those corners in my mind,
    And I just put her right back with the rest.
    Thats the way it goes, I guess.

    Baby you send me
    Set adrift on memory bliss of you

    Careless whisper from a careless man,
    A neutron dance for a neutron fan;
    Marionette strings are dangerous things,
    I thought of all the trouble they bring.
    An eye for an eye, a spy for a spy,
    Rubber bands expand in a frustrating sigh.
    Tell me that shes not dreaming.
    Shes got an ace in the hole,
    It doesnt have meaning.
    Reality used to be a friend of mine,
    cause complete control, I dont take too kind.
    Christina applegate, you gotta put me on.
    Guess whos piece of the cake is jack gone?
    She broke her wishbone and wished for a sign.
    I told her whispers in my heart were fine.
    What did she think she could do?
    I feel for her, I really do.
    And I stared at the ring finger on her hand,
    I wanted her to be a big pm dawn fan,
    But I had to put her right back with the rest.
    Thats the way it goes, I guess.

    Baby you send me...
    Set adrift on memory bliss of you
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