Dear folks, for the record, I was joking, as I have in most threads of my threads posted on SS.b, 21b, 21Dear men of SS, do not try and get me to choke you, I just won't.
Big_Stacks"I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
Hey,b, 21b, 21I've been awaken by (and had kept up) neighbors bonin' a few times. Here are a couple of incidents:b, 21b, 211. Hotel in LA.b, 21b, 21-It was in 2006 when I went to a research conference and wifey accompanied me. We were in our hotel room sleeping, when at 3AM we were awaken by some loud F*ck noises. It was this chick yelling her head off, and it persisted for about 2-3 hours. It was so loud I surmised that she might have been gettin' bunged out or something, on some Sherry Sinclair shit! (my old-school porno heads know the deal).b, 21b, 212. The "old house" on Roselawn Ave.b, 21b, 21-When I was in grad school, I shared a house with 3 dudes. Being awaken by bonin' was a regular event, especially by the dude with a room across from mine. He was bonin' this bad White babe from a clothing store in the mall, and man, she was a screamer, "Oh M******s, F*ck me, F*ck me!!!" It was crazy!!! The weird part about it, and none of our femmes knew it, but everytime you walked a babe to your room, it was a public event. Since the house had those old, big heat registers, some cat would be listening to your "show." I remember I had this veteran (i.e., older chick) up in my room, which was by the bathroom with a heat register in the wall separating the rooms. One of my roommates clowned me about hearing ass-smackin' (I'm a rump man, what can I say?) and the "big finish." That's messed up, I couldn't even bust my nut in private, wtf?b, 21b, 213. I hope her cousin enjoyed the show.b, 21b, 21-Me and one of my roommates (from the #2 story above) accompanied a third one on a visit to his relatives down in Southeastern Ohio (Boondocksville, fa sho!!!). While we were down there, we crossed the river to go to a club over in Wheeling, WV. We were there a while gettin' our drink on, when in a moment of fortuity, the veteran babe from the #2 story showed up with her (younger) fine-ass cousin. Mind you, we were like 60 miles away from where we lived, so this was a serious coincidence. I was faded big time, and after hanging with her a minute, I went with her back to her cousin's apartment for a "night cap." To fast forward, after a shower with the babe, we went to her cousin's bedroom. About 3 feet away, her cousin laid out on the living room couch to go to sleep (so she thought). Anyway, me and the babe got started, and she was all loud moanin', slippin' some "uhs" and "oh babys" here and there. I can't imagine her cousin got a good night sleep. Shit, good as she looked, she shoulda' jumped in. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headz.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 214. Keeping up the neighbors.b, 21b, 21-Back in undergrad, I was bangin' this chick from North Carolina A&T University up in Greensboro. I'd drive up on Fridays (I lived about 1.5 hours away) to see this girl, a rather "suburban" sistah. What I mean is that she was a very well-spoken, proper-sounding babe versus a hood chick. I went up there the 1st time, and I took her to a movie. Afterwards, we proceeded back to the dorms (female only) where she stayed and it was close to curfew (12AM). Not wanting the night to end, I suggested that we go get a room to keep the party goin'. She said, surprisingly, "I was gonna suggest that." Oh, that was a good sign. We jetted to the Red Roof and I ordered up some Domino's so we could eat (sometimes, you gotta feed a sistah before, you know). After eating, it went down (and so did she, nooice!!!). Man, I saddled up and this once proper-sounding babe was the loudest, sailor-mouthed screamer I ever fucked. "Oh shit, P*****k, F*ck me, ooh, give it to me, oh shit...!!!" I had to fight the laughter in response to her transformation from good girl to freak. I'm sure our neighbors were not happy because this persisted well into the morning (ah, to be young again!!!). Funny enough, ole' girl wanted a serious relationship (I wasn't havin' it) and she used to write me these "Fatal Attraction" type letters after a while, so I had to eventually end our Friday rendezvous. Man, the "jimson" was like crack and they would keep coming back for it again and again. But yo, it's amazing how crazy chicks usually F*ck so well!!!b, 21b, 21Peace,b, 21b, 21Big Stacks from Kakalak
font class="post"1b, 21b, 21My current girlfriend's room is next to the main bathroom in this house she shares with 5 other people. Honestly I'd rather be woken up by some sex-noise than Indian Food on the rebound. b, 21b, 21When I lived in China, the older couple woke me up once doing the most insanely fast f*cking I've ever heard. We're talking turbo-f*cking, here! Lasted about 5 minutes, no moans, cries, slaps or anything, just a constant barrage of bedpost-knocking. Ended as soon as it started.b, 21b, 21I was more weirded out than annoyed.
When I was moving out of my place at the end of college... HAHA My pops was helping me move out and phawkin' was on the reg where I lived and the place was so old, walls so thin that you could usually hear your neighbors TV. (weak and annoying when you're trying to do ish for finals) Anyway, I remember my dad and I were taking my big ass couch out of my place and we were going down the stairs when the neighbors with their windows wide open started blasting their sex noise. My dad and I almost dropped the couch simply because we started busting out laughing. We got the couch down to the ground level and one of my neighbors, who was this HUGE fat girl was standing outside having a smoke and said to us, "I don't know if she's having a good time or needs some help." BWAHAHAHAHA!!!b, 21b, 21On a side note... I went to a liberal arts school that was full of your stereotypical dirty hippies. The neighbors downstairs were NO exception. The sounds may have been "sexy," but I'm pretty sure both parties had dreds, hairy legs and armpit hair.
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